Iconic Quotes from Heathers bc I wanna write them down lol

"Well fuck me gently with a chainsaw,"

"veRONICA open the- open the door please,"

"NOOOOOO MOOOOOM NOOOOO it's just a- it's just a joke,"
"It's NOT FUNNY"

"Suicide is a private thing,"

"SHUT UP HEATHER,"

"If everyone jumped off a bridge, would you?"
"Probably,"

"If I used a meat cleaver down your face I'd have matching halves and that's very important,"

"So...you avoided date-rape. By offering me up for date-rape."
"God, you make it sound so ugly."

"Dang dang diggidy dang-a dang,"

"And it's like Jesus, I'm on the friggin bus again because all my rides to school are dead!"

"A hot guy smiled at me without a trace of mockery!"

"YOU NEED A JELLO SHOT,"

"Yo Ram, emergency, I just saw some freshmen sneaking over the pool fence,"
"I HATE FRESHMEN. Where are you, you little pricks?"

"Ah yes, Heather and Heather..."
*vomiting noises*
"...and Heather."

"Missed you guys in 8th period,"
"Yeah we were avoiding you."

"She is a mythic bitch,"

"HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT,"

"But this kid...daaayyum,"

"I love my dead gay son,"

"I don't feel any- OHHH SON OF A BITCH,"

"How'd you find my address."

"Dear diary, whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy, WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYY, WHYYYYYYYYY"