I'm at a friends house and typing this on my phone, so my bad for all the typos that will inevitably occur.

Once upon a time there was a football player named James. He played for his college, and had been a football player for a long time. Insert other background info.

He had brown hair and brown eyes. Plot twist, he's mixed race. DIDNT SEE THAT COMING DID YOU

SO ANYWAY. Janes was playing a football game and stuff, and his team was winning I guess. 14 to 3 or something.

When suddenly he caught the eyes of a really hot football player on the other team. Through the other players helmet, he caught sight of sparkly blue eyes that made his heart do heart things.

At the end of the game (James team won) James went to go find the other hot football player. He NEEDED to find him. The guy was so hot. But his team was so distracted with celebrating that he couldn't get away.

Janes found hem later on in the parking lot. He'd recognize those sparkling eyes anywhere. Like sparkling cider, only blue.

"What's your name?" James asked in a husky voice

"Eduardo" said Eduardo.

"Cool," said James. "I saw your eyes on the game. Wanna bang? We should bang."

"Idk." Said Eduardo. "Your team beat mine. So I think my team would be mad."

"Fuck em." Said James. "Let's bang."

"Hmmm, idk" repeated Eduardo.

"Tell you what, " Said James. "If we bang, I'll give you a chocolate truffle with vanilla icing and Oreos on top."

"It's a deal." Said Eduardo, jumping on top of James instantly.

They made out with the ferocity of cornbread that was cooked just too long. James bent Eduardo over a bench and kissed him hard. His tongue slipped in between his lips and licked his teeth. Something something sexy dialogue.

And then Eduardo Said "wait wait wait."

James stopped immediately, because he isn't an asshole. "What's wrong?"

"I'm not sure I want to have sex right now." Said Eduardo.

"That's okay." Said James. "I'm a decent human being and respect the rules of consent. Are you okay?"

"Yeah," Said Eduardo, slipping back on his shirt. "Thanks for stopping when I asked "

"Of Course." Said James. "I hope you're okay. I didn't want to push you into anything. Can I have your number though? I think you're really cool."

"Sure." Said Eduardo. "I'd like to see you again and maybe bang."

"Ok" Said James. I'm glad we could both handle this like respected members of socuety."

"Yeah" Said Eduardo.

THE END