I woke up the next morning feeling much better, but I was still furious with Axel. Madame Pomfrey instructed me to visit the headmasters office, As Dumbledore wished to see me. I mean really? This cannot be happening. People don't just end up trapped in a book!

I made my way down the corridors but had no idea where I was going, i thought I'd stop someone to ask when a small black ball of fur began climbing up my leg. "Axel! What have you done? this was all you wasn't it? I'm going to kill you jerk off!" I screamed, students all turned around and snorted at me yelling at Axel, they must have thought I was insane. Axel ran off down the Corridor but he wasn't getting away that easily! No way. I chased after him zooming around corners until I bumped into something tall and dark.

"You again.... I see you're feeling much better." Professor Snape sneered down at me, I decided it would be a good time to peel my arse off the floor because I had no chance of him offering me a hand. Once I was up on my feet I smirked at the Potions master, causing him to narrow his eyes in response. "Has the Cat got your tongue girl? Is that why it's ruining away from you... Or are you purposely. Ignoring. My. Questions?"

"I'm not trying to ignore you Professor but I don't like your tone. I am a fully grown adult and I do not wish to be spoke to as if I was one of your dunderhead students!" I spat, As I waited for a hex to fly from his wand and into my direction he stepped forward.... And laughed hysterically. "You've got some front girl..and you're quite clearly insane. For that reason alone I shan't be giving you detention." He smirked.

"I need to find Dumbledores office, I was told he wished to see me. Could you escort me there please and then I will be out of your... Greasy hair." I snorted, "fine, follow me. Keep up and don't speak anymore, got it?" When he spun around and marched off down the corridors I honestly thought he was doing a half marathon. "Fucking hell this isn't the olympics." I groaned. "Do want me to escort you or not?" Snape spat.

I decided to stay quiet, he wasn't worth talking to. You know when they say never meet your heroes? well, this ones worse than in the books so I'd say never been your least favourite book characters. Arsehat.

I arrived at the headmasters office and went inside, I was quite annoyed that Dumbledore had insisted that Professor Arsehat stay too.
"Why am I here? I need to get back to th real world. This place isn't real, it's fictional. And it's all the cats fault.!" I explained desperately, "calm down dear, I know it's all down to Axel. He is an old friend of mine, aren't you Axel?" Dumbledore giggled as that blasted cat came from nowhere and jumped onto the table, sashaying up and down without a damn care in the world.

"Well I want to go home! I'm sure this is just a very long dream and..." "Sophia, you cannot go home." Dumbledore sighed, "ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME??" I boomed, Professor Snape snorted, he was obviously pleased that I was going through such turmoil.
Arsehat.

"Let me finish... You cannot go home until the magic has worn off." "How long will it take? Please tell me." "As long as it needs to, you see you're a very bitter and miserable person. Your heart longs for love that you do not believe exists, until you find that love.. And I mean feel it truly the spell cannot be broken." Dumbledore explained. I looked at Axel who was purring away on the desk. "Why? WHY?" I seethed at the the hairy little shit.

"Axel is an animagus... He's actually a wizard, a human being who has chosen to play the part of a cat to help you Sophia."
"He's seen me naked!!!" I cringed, "that's quite alright Sophia, Axel is not that way inclined. He prefers male company, one day you will see him as his true self."
"I just don't understand, I'm a 20 something woman, with an apartment and a job, but I'm a teenager again." I explained, "yes, you are 16. Nearly 17." Dumbledore explained.

"So little miss 'adult' will have to show me some respect, you're nothing but stupid little kid now." Severus smirked evilly, Sophia narrowed her eyes at him. "I shall not be showing you any respect Professor Snape! And I would appreciate if you kept away from me while I'm here!" I seethed.

"That will not be possible, as you will be joining the other 16-17 year old students as a pupil, Professor Snape will be your potions master and I personally request that he be your mentor and guardian while you're here."
"Albus.... I will NOT keep an eye on that little chit for you!" Snape spat. "Severus, I ask you because I trust you. And because I know you will come in useful for Sophia." Dumbledore smiled with a cheeky glint in his eyes.

"What house am I in then? where's the hat?" I sighed, I had just about given up. You will not need to use the sorting hat. I know exactly when it would place you anyway, and as you're not a real student I feel no need to ask the hat." Dumbledore explained, "so where will I be placed then?" I asked, "I think it best, based on your personality so far... That you are placed in Gryffindor. However, as you are truly 21 years of age I feel it would be inappropriate for you to stay in the dormitories. You will stay with Professor Snape in his chambers."

"She most certainly will not!" Snape barked, "he's right! I won't!" I added, "I don't believe either of you have a choice, now I have some knitting to do so if you could escort Sophia to your chambers Severus I would appreciate it."
Dumbledore smirked, "well I do not appreciate it!!" Snape spat storming from the room with a cold look in his eyes that told me to follow.