Chapter 24

"We have more." Temari cackled at Naruto's horrified expression.
"Please don't."
"I'm doing it." Temari said as she got up and exchanged the first CD for a second.
"You're lucky she can't walk Temari. She would have gotten to you before you could blink and then maimed you." Kankuro said, making Temari cringe at the thought of being maim by Naruto. She can be down right evil if she wanted to. "Well then this video would show everyone just how cruel and evil our little shy blond can get."
"I will show you how cruel I can get right here if you would like Temari." Naruto warned.
"Nah. You love me."
"Nah. I love Sasuke." Almost everyone 'ohhh'ed at the comeback. Temari pouted and put her hand to her chest. "Can you hear it? My heart shattering. Look it's all over the floor, someone get me a broom." Temari exclaimed.
"You can't use my own jokes on me Temari." Naruto teased but they soon settled to watch.
-----( even more videos! I have lots of ideas! But I just don't know how to put them to words. I'm trying!)------
"Is she angry?" A tall red head with a muscular built asked as he walked into the view of the camera. "Pissed off, Kurama. What did you do this time?" Temari joked.
"Is she actually mad at me?" Kurama asked, his face paling slightly and his lips pressed into a grim thin line.
"No." Temari said, laughing at the Yukuza gang leader's expression. Kurama's grimace turned into a scowl. "You'll not act this way if you have seen her wrath."
"Were you on the receiving end?"
"Fortunately no. The guy though..." Kurama shivered at the thought.
"She can't be that scary." Temari reasoned and the camera shook as she swapped hands to hold it. Kurama gave her a wary grin. "You ever realise why she never sticks around when she is angry? She has good control yes. But that control doesn't last long. The longer she holds in the anger, the angrier she gets. That's why she loves punching the living day lights out of people at actual legal fights then the person who angered her out of anger. She has a lot of stamina and strength. She could go on fighting those people for days just to burn all that stamina. That how she can stay awake for long hours despite the strenuous work dumped on her."
"I better not get her mad then." Temari joked.
"Don't joke about it. You'll be crying if you're on the receiving end of her anger. If she can make tough gangsters break down and brawl their eyes out, she can make a puny little girl like you break down all too easily."
((Naruto had mock glared at Temari who had to hide a flinch. It was that scary. A few of them shifted, not sure whether to feel scared or what. They were all leaning towards the option of remembering not to piss the blond girl off despite the fact that she is paralysed waist down.))

"Where's Naruto and who's the red haired chick?" Temari asked Gaara walking behind her as she walked into the room, camera wobbling as she walked. Gaara paused to beside his sister, incredulous. "That can't be."
"What can't be?" The red haired girl with a masquerade mask asked, no, it almost sounded like a purr but too firm to be one. The girl had the most stunning black dress on and the red lip stick complimented the dress nicely. Her eyes were close but when she opened her eyes, the two had gasped. "Why is an Uchiha a red head? What?! I thought they are too class to dye their hair!" Temari exclaimed. The red head leaned back into her seat, crossing her leg over the other, showing off her stunning red heels and even more stunning flawless legs. "Who ever said I was an Uchiha?" The red head asked, amusement on her lips that had twisted into something like a smirk.
"But but your eyes are red!"
"Hey Naru- why is Naruto-sama smirking like that?" Naruto's bodyguards had squeezed past the two Sabakus, one had a drink in hand. The red head now finally identified as Naruto leaned forward and took the drink from her bodyguard. "Thank you." They nodded to signify they heard her thanks.
"Wait. What? This is Naruto? Thenwhyishereyesredandherhairred?" Temari had demanded in one breath.
"I just want to see how I would look like as a red head. I look like an Uzumaki now." Naruto said with a small grin.
"Your eyes?"
"It's Halloween." Naruto said simply.
"That doesn't explain anything. Why would you dress up like the sexiest woman in the world for Halloween! It should be scary!" Temari exclaimed.
"Is that why you look like a skeleton and Gaara look like he was forced to look like a zombie?" Naruto asked, amused as she sipped on her drink, taking care about not opening her mouth too wide.
"Duh!" Temari said.
"Who said I wasn't scary?" Naruto asked as she grinned at them, her teeth bared, showing off the fangs. Temari yelped when she felt a sudden jolt at Naruto's expression. It looks hot but at the same time it was emitting a dangerous aura. "Where did that inspiration come from?" Gaara asked, hoping to break the silence.
"Vampire Academy."
"The one with the moroi and the dhampirs?" Gaara asked and Naruto's eyes lit up.
"You read it too?" Temari asked, looking at Gaara as she remembered seeing Naruto reading it. She received a nod for an answer.
"I'm guess they are the dhampirs and you're the moroi." Gaara stated.
"Actually I'm the Strigoi. The undead evil ones." Naruto corrected, earning a smirk from Gaara.
"That's my girl. See I told you Temari. Someone is bound to dress up as a book character. I'm changing, come help me Naruto." Later Gaara came out looking classy and sporting an identical set of fangs, Naruto had gave him a light touch of makeup before usher them all out.
"I've been getting catcalls all day." Naruto hissed when she finally had enough. As if on cue, another catcall came her way and a group of boys came by, deciding to invade her space. Naruto immediately sent a right hook towards the one that had stood the closest, hearing a satisfying crack as she broke his nose. She fisted the boy's collar, pulling him up slightly. "I wouldn't mind your catcalls if I get to rip you throat out and feed you to the Yakuzas who will be more than happy to have some fun with you and that includes you guys." Naruto's calm voice turned to an angry growl as she bared her teeth at them, the fangs adding to the effect. They froze in fright and when Naruto released the boy they immediately scrambled away, tripping over themselves.
"That did the trick and I might break a few more noses tonight." Naruto said flexing her wrist, nonchalant about breaking bones.
(('Note to self: don't make Naruto angry.' Was everyone's thoughts. But she'll be a great help if someone made one of them upset and have voiced their problem to her.))

"She's coming! She's coming!" Kurama had warned as the sound of the motor engines roaring reached their ears. The rider was wearing a dress! Who rides a motorcycle wearing a dress?! The rider swung her legs over the vehicle before ripping off the helmet. "Where did you hide all my pants Temari?!" Naruto demanded.
"You don't need them now! You're already in a stunning outfit!" Temari said, hiding behind Kurama.
"Do you know how long it took to get a matching look?! Do you have any idea how difficult it was to ride the bike in a dress?! I got so many catcalls from cars that drove past me!" To make matters worse, a catcall came her way from one of the newest recruits. Naruto narrowed her eyes at him. Naruto took a deep breath as if to calm and control her emotions before turning back to Temari. "Just tell me where all my pants are and I'll wear this dress the whole day." Naruto compromised, having thought through and analysed the situation, determining the cause of Temari's actions. Temari lit up and nodded, whispering to Naruto where she hide them. "I need a punching bag." Naruto muttered as she walked away. Once she was out of sight, Kurama immediately growled at the man who catcalled Naruto before giving the man a warning. In the background, everyone jumped when they heard the loud bang. "Don't worry! Naruto just broke the punching bag with her bare hands!" A shout came from the direction Naruto had walked towards.
((Everyone was all itching to see how strong she was but they knew that it would be impossible, seeing that she was in a wheelchair.))

"Hey Naru!!" Temari greeted excitedly as she walked into the private room where Naruto was, it was a public place but only VIPs can have a private room and this room in particular is solely for Naruto and her friends. Naruto was wearing a hoodie, hood pulled to hide most of her face. She waved a hand in greeting.
Naruto had a huge stack of papers on the table in front of her and another pile next to it that looked kinda messy, probably the already read pile. She was holding a small stack in her hands. "What are you doing?" Naruto was about to answer when the door opened. "Naru-channnnn." A man's voice was heard and someone approached her. Naruto raised her head slightly and heard a loud gasp from Temari as the man tilted her head up and pecked her on the forehead. The man sat down beside her closely, slinging an arm around her shoulder. "Why'd you gasp?"
"What happened to your face?" Temari asked in shock, taking in the bag white pad taped to her cheek, her fore head area wrapped in white bandage.
"My bike was rigged with a bomb," Naruto said, patting the man's leg a few times to acknowledge his half hearted hug, "the bike exploded, I managed to jump away in time. I wasn't injured too bad to have to be hospitalised."
"Why was your bike rigged? And what are you reading and who is he? Your boyfriend?" Temari demanded, earning a laugh from both Naruto and the boy.
"I get death threats everyday, people actually trying to kill me almost every two days. I am reading all the death threats that people dropped at places I have visited. This pretty boy is Dimitri, we met when I was travelling around the world, he sat beside me in the plane. And no, he is not my boyfriend, pretty boy is gay." Naruto said, patting the boy's cheek slightly.
"Gay? Is he taken or still looking or have you matched him with someone already?"
"I matched him with someone." Naruto said as she stood up and walked to the door, opening it as she dodged when a fist flew into view, Naruto smirked. "Too slow Uchiha." Naruto said, as she grabbed the outstretched arm and yanked him in. "I thought I taught you better, Shisui." Naruto said, tsking at him playfully.
(( the Uchihas and Itachi's squad looked at her in surprise. How did she know Shisui?))
"Aww, come on. You can't expect me to actually fight seriously when I have at twenty guys that would jump on me and kill me if I touched a single hair on you." Shisui said as Dimitri went to Naruto and started touching her hair as if mocking Shisui's statement. "Go touch your Uchiha's hair." Naruto snapped playfully, swatting the hand away lightly. Dimitri faked hurt before he ran towards his boyfriend. "So I'm assuming that you matchmaker the both of them." Temari said.
"I'm expecting a wedding soon." Naruto said, looking serious.
"Our family wouldn't allow. Especially mine." Shisui said.
"If they don't, just elope. I support. I can support you financial as well whilst you guys have a luxurious life. Go anywhere, mention my name and you'll have the most staff taking care of you, everything on my tab. Immediately you'll also have a few bodyguards looking out for you just to make sure no one disturbs you guys." Naruto said.
"Well if he decides to dump me, I'll just date you. I'll be straight be for you." Dimitri joked.
"Aww. That's cute." Naruto said, holding out a bag for Shisui. "Tell your mom I said hi. I made her cookies."
"Going soft are we, ice queen?" Shisui asked. Naruto raised an eyebrow at Shisui. "Stop doing that Itachi thing!"
"Itachi isn't the only one who raises their eyebrow! Every serious expression I make, you say I look like Itachi. Speaking of Itachi, how's he?"
"How would I know? Ask your boyfriend!" Shisui exclaimed.
"I don't have a boyfriend. You're Itachi's best friend! You should know how your mate is doing in America."
"Then what is Sasuke? Isn't he your boyfriend?" Shisui teased.
"No, that arrogant teme isn't my boyfriend." Naruto almost growled, returning to her reading. Dimitri peered over her shoulder and Shisui saw him paled. "What's with that look?"
"Well, ducky... Naruto-chan is reading death threats. I'm assuming the rest of this papers are all death threats as well. So you weren't joking just now..."
"Of course I wouldn't." Naruto said.
"Why do you-"
"Because of you Uchihas. They're all Uchiha this and Uchiha that." Naruto said as she picked up a random one from the pile. "You- wait. That's a hell lot of curse words." Naruto said as she skimmed through it before shrugging and continued reading it out loud. "You f*ing slut! Stay away from the Uchihas you f*ing d*** sucking motherf*ing whore of a demon! I have seen you f*ing around with the other whores! Keep your f*ing disgusting STD infected paws off the Uchihas and go die in a f*ing cave you f*ing slut face demon spawn- is she insulting my parents? Anyways mum and dad, if you're watching please excuse me for my colourful language. Ahem. Stay the f* away from the Uchihas and the other heirs! You don't even deserve to eat the dirt they step on you pathetic d*** grabber, attention seeking f*tard. Are you that retarded? If you don't, I'll f*ing skin you alive and I'll pour acid into your mouth and pour salt on your wounds!" Naruto finished and went straight to her drink. "I need some soap to wash my mouth." Naruto mumbled, making them laugh.

"So... We're here... At Tenten's YouTube channel, hi." Naruto started off, bouncing a little as she bobbed her head awkwardly. Sasuke just grunted. "Filling in for Tenten! We are here to answer some questions! First 'why is that blond haired b* sitting so f*ing close to Uchiha-sama every time they are in your videos?'. Why? You ask... Hmmm... Very good question." Naruto said as she pretended to ponder. Sasuke let out a breath that sounded like a laugh as he crossed his arm and leaned against the wall and against Naruto so he doesn't tip over one side. "I guess because we actually can tolerate each other's presence unlike you thirsty people that always get up in my bestfriend's personal space. Like nah uh uh! Stay away from my boy!" Naruto said snapping her fingers from side to side, looking serious before she burst out laughing. Naruto bent over laughing, holding out the phone for Sasuke because she was too busy laughing to read. Sasuke laughed a little before he read out the question.
"'What happens to the blond haired chick whenever she's with that Uchiha?' Oh, this one is interested in you, Naruto." Sasuke said.
"... Let's go out and see what would happened, it wouldn't do me justice if I just merely role played it. Pwetty pweease, Sasuke-kun. Will you go on a date with me? Blehhhh. That hurt my throat." Naruto said after trying to imitate his fangirls, clinging onto his arm and giving him the face that the fangirls try to make. Naruto had actually managed to make herself look hotter with that face she made.
"... So, I've got this specs here that my bodyguards got for me. It's got a camera." Naruto said, tapping the small hidden camera. "I know you guys are watching me. You'll just have to ignore the urges to rush to me, Kay? Love you!" Naruto said to the small camera in the specs, making half a heart. Sasuke looked at her in amusement as he held a camera to film both of them. "Help me finish that heart, teme!" Naruto joked and Sasuke rolled his eyes before raising a hand to complete the other half. "Give me a hug." Naruto said to Sasuke.
"Why? You make it sound like you're going to die." That's how well Sasuke can interpret her thoughts. It is pretty accurate with even an indirect statement. "Come on. If I actually do get killed, I'll know I at least gave you a hug! You know how those sluts can be. They'll do anything." Sasuke wrapped an arm around her and pulled her close.
(( the girls aww'ed at Sasuke and Naruto making a heart together and the hug they shared. They make a cute couple.))

The video ended with lots of pictures of Sasuke and Naruto together. Naruto was holding a teddy bear, hugging onto it tightly, completely unaware of the camera in one picture. Sasuke held the same teddy bear in another picture with a bouquet of roses, Naruto's name printed on the card in the roses elegantly. Sasuke in one picture was reading a book that's content was clearly handwritten and hand drawn. Another was Naruto drawing in the same book Sasuke was reading. They give each other cute birthday presents!

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