The scene opens with Andie standing in a parking lot, waiting for someone. While they're waiting, they call Stolas, who is worried sick about them.

"Stols, I'm fine," they assure them. "I'm just here to meet a client. I am still a therapist, remember?"

"But what if you get taken advantage of?" Stolas asks. "I don't want anything to happen to you."

"If anything like that does happen I'll be prepared." They pull out their shotgun and spin it around. "You don't have to worry about me."

Stolas sighed. "Promise?"

"I promise," they said. "Love you, Stols."

"Love you, my precious Birdie."

Andie hangs up the phone just as a pink car drives towards them. At the same time, a gray van tried to get into the parking spot that the pink car just took.

"Listen up, you unoriginal pink cum dump!" Someone shouted through a megaphone. "You have three seconds to get your tits out of my parking spot!"

The passenger of the pink car steps out of her car seat with high heels.

"Oh, shit! Verosika!"

Verosika blows a bubble of pink gum before it pops. "Blitz-o."

Andie pauses and turns to the gray van to see a familiar face. They groan.

"Blitz?" they ask in confusion.

Blitz finally notices Andie and he looks surprised. "Andromeda?"

Andie groans. "It's Andie, you basic-balled asshole!"

Blitz ignores them and turns to Verosika. "I should've known you'd be here. I could smell fish for miles, which is off. Because, I believe the nearest ocean is..." Blitz falls and faceplants onto the ground before standing up. "Three rings DOWN!"

"And I should've known you'd be here when I heard the amber alerts," Verosika shot back.

"Oh, yeah? I'm surprised they let your fat ass outta rehab. I can see you're still a drunken whore, clutching onto that Beezlejuice bottle like it's the last cock in Hell!"

"They let me out because I'm still famous. And rehab is for sad, loser wash-ups." Verosika takes a drink from her bottle and wipes her mouth with her thumb. "So, your sister says 'hi'."

Andie decided to break up the tension for a bit, holding out their hand towards Verosika. "Verosika Mayday, right? I'm Andie. I'm your therapist."

"Therapist?" Blitz asks. "I thought you were just another whore in daddy's clutches."

Both Andie and Verosika ignored Blitz. Verosika took Andie's hand. "Andie, huh? Nice name. Say, what are your pronouns?"

"They/them," they answered. "You?"

"she/her," Verosika smiled. "Why don't you come to my work place to talk. It's too much out here."

Andie nods, but Blitz steps in front of the two.

"You two aren't going anywhere!" he shouted before he turned to Verosika. "Why are you parkin' here? This is the ONLY parking spot my company has! So take your tampon race car somewhere else!"

"Actually, prick. It has my name on it."

Verosika points down to her name written on purple spray paint by their feet. I.M.P is crossed out on the ground.

"I'm doing a bit of freelance for one of the infinitely more successful companies in the building and they wanted to have me come this week to lead their team during spring break."

"A WEEK?" no, no, you are not parking here for a fuckin' week!" Blitz protests.

Verosika removes her sunglasses. "Aww, you mad Blitz-o? You gonna run off, leaving someone else to pay for the hotel room, steal their car and run–"

"Run three rings to wrath and max my credit cards on shitty horse riding lessons?" Blitz and Verosika say in unison.

"Goddamn it whore, you will NOT let that go!" Blitz shouts.

"Choke on a sandpaper cock," Verosika flips him off and walks away, taking Andie with her. "You see why I need a therapist?"

Andie nodded. "Hopefully, I can make things better, or at least...not shitty."

Blitz followed the two. "HOLD ON! You better move that pussy wagon right now, or I'm gonna–"

A towering, muscular Hellhound appears behind Blitz and growls.

"You'll what?"

Blitz glances around and stutters in fear. "Or I'll...uh...uh, I-I'll call HR!"

After a second of awkward silence, Verosika, Blitz, and the Hellhound laughed as if in a sitcom.

"Anyway, meet my new Hellhound," Verosika introduced him. "Unlike you, he actually does his job." she looked back at Blitz. "Ta-ta fuck stain."

Andie chuckled. "So, where should we talk?"

"Our work is on the third floor," Verosika explained. "Trust me, we won't touch without permission."

Andie nodded. "Good. I had some trouble with some succubi."

"It's fine, dearest."

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Andie took a sip of some beezlejuice Verosika gave them. "So...I heard you just got out or rehab?"

Verosika nodded. "Yep. But I guess they couldn't handle me."

The two laughed.

"And, what about Blitz?" Andie asked. "I noticed you two have problems? Not that I care about Blitz, but...I guess he's still a thorn in your foot?"

Verosika nodded. "Everytime I see him, I just want to–" she throws her bottle of beezlejuice against a wall.

"Are you sure you'll be able to forgive him?"

"Oh, hell no! He only cares about himself, never anyone else. He just fucks with the hearts and minds without thinking about how anyone else would feel about that. I fucking hate him. I will never forgive him."

Andie nodded. "And it seems to be hurting you. Blitz isn't the best–he's very much the worst–but you shouldn't be spending your life hating him. You have to find a way to get rid of that hate. Find a way to treat yourself better than he treated you."

Verosika sighed and then nodded. "I guess you're right. He shouldn't take over my brain like this."

"That's right. And hey, it's not like they could do anything to you."

Moxxie pushes the door open, surprising the two as well as the other succubi in the room.

"Hello, Miss Verosika, was it?" he asked, walking forward. "I work for I.M.P, and it's actually rather important for us to retain the singular parking space we were assigned, because–"

Coco, another succubi, pointed to Moxxie. "Aw, look at the little one. He's got a whittle bow tie!"

"Please don't condescend me, ma'am, I–"

"Want a kissy, little guy?" Josh, a succubi, asked.

"A kind offer, but...I'm married," Moxxie spoke, but the gang of demons surrounded him.

Verosika and Andie locked eyes. Andie, knowing a bit of what's about to go down, waved their hand, allowing her to continue, which made Verosika smirk.

"Hey...why don't you send a little message from me back to your limp-dick...boss?"

The succubi bared their fangs over to Moxxie to sexually assault him. (the word "sexually assault" is what it says in the transcript and it just makes me so uncomfortable to write it out)

Andie steps back, Vortex held onto them, a small, assuring smile on his face. They smiled back but still looked creeped out at the scene in front of them.

Once they were done they let Moxxie out who was panting as he raced back into the hall. The succubi laughed.

"I know you're succubi," Andie stepped forward. "But touching someone without consent, even if it's for revenge reasons, is wrong. I'm letting that one slide, because I allowed it, but please try and–"

"ALRIGHT, C**T, THAT'S IT!" Blitz kicks both doors open, causing everyone to notice him. "If you're gonna be shitty to my employees, then I challenge you to a fickin'...challenge! Fuck, I said that twice."

Kiki, the third succubi, chuckled. "Mmm... Is this imp boy starting a demon duel?"

"I think he is," Verosika agreed. "What's the game then blitz-o?"

"Every year you STD spreaders go up topside for easy pickin's while spring break is prime time for crime of all kinds!" Blitz explained. "So I bet...you succu-bitches can't fuck as many people as we can off by the end of the day."

The succubi laughed. Blitz glared at then in determination. They stopped laughing.

"Oh, you're serious?" Verosika asked before leaning in close to Blitz's face. "Game on...bitch."

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The succubi as well as Vortex and Andie, were setting up their stage on a beach where they knew teens would be. They all had human disguises

Andie immediately got a call from Stolas and they walked away to answer it.

"THE LIVING WORLD?" Stolas yelled, making Andie cover their ears. "You weren't supposed to go that far!"

"Okay. maaaybe I got too caught up in the game and let Verosika drag me here, but it's no worries. All I have to do is hide in the shadows and wait until this is all over. Hoping Blitz and his crew doesn't–"

Andie then spotted Blitz, Millie, Moxxie, and Loona, hiding behind coral-covered rocks under a dock.

"You have got to be–" Andie sighs. "Call you later, babe. I have to deal with something."

Andie walks over to the quad. "Didn't expect you to actually show up," they said, startling Millie, Moxxie, and Blitz.

Blitz looks at her confused until it clicks. "Andie?"

"Yep," they sighed, quietly satisfied that Blitz said their name correctly this time. "So none of you have human disguises?"

"Well, Loona does," Moxxie spoke.

As he said that, Loona stands up and in a swirling flash of blue light, she transforms into a human version of herself. The imps stare in shock.

"Ohhhhh, Loonie, look at you. You look....downright awful! I'm so proud. Now fetch!"

"I don't condone any of this–"

"Who cares, bitch?"

"But, make sure that ones you aren't hired to kill are safe? I know it's your job but try to not make it so obvious and kill the wrong people."

Moxxie nodded. "We will, your highness. We're only targeting the ones we were assigned to kill."

Blitz groaned. "Why do you care, bitch? It's a game, people are going to get killed whether your bird-brained ass likes it or not! Now scram!"

Andie scoffed before turning to Moxxie. "Thank you," they said to him, ignoring Blitz. "And call me Andie."

Andie then walked away, going towards Vortex, who gave them a curious look.

"Just wanted to go talk to the rivals," they waved him off.

Vortex nods. "Why are you so nice?"

"What do you mean?"

"I mean, you hate the thought of non-consenting sex, you're a therapist, you strive on helping others feel better rather than caring about yourself."

Andie shrugs. "I don't know. I guess hell could use someone like me."

"Alright, Spring Breakers!" Verosika's voice comes through the speakers. "Y'all ready to get fucked up and make some BITCHIN' BAD CHOICES?"

The crowd, which has quickly formed, started cheering. A fanboy rips his shirt that has her name written on his chest.

"Verosika!" the fanboy yelled.

"This is your final boarding call. All aboard~"

"Fuck you Blitzo" appears on the screens.

Verosika:

Pack your bags. Sun's out

Take a vacay, Babe.

Take it straight to bone town

A human walked towards Andie, trying to touch them. Vortex punched him, earning a grateful look from Andie.

Verosika:

V-time, free time, baby

Self-care, no hair, brazilian wax

Hornt up succu-bus to the beach.

Catch sone rays while catching some D.

"So... what's your deal with the birds?" Vortex asked, starting a conversation.

Andie blushed. "I'm just trying to make sure they have a better marriage." they answer. "Wait, you know?"

"Heard your conversation with your boy," Vortex winked, causing Andie to blush.

Loona walks over nervously toward Vortex. "Heyyyy...you...!

"Oh, hey," Vortex smirked. "You're the hound workin' for my boss's freaky ex."

"Yeah," Loona chuckles. "Sorry if that's weird."

"It's cool," Vortex assures her. "Her beef ain't mine. I'm not paid enough to care."

"Yeah! Yeah." Loona said nervously. "I'm Loona."

"Okay," Vortex said, mimicking her tone. "I'm Vortex."

"That's hot," Loona said before catching herself. "I mean, like, literally, y'know, 'cause vortexes...y'know they give of heat. Probably. Right?"

"Uh, yeah," Vortex chuckled. "I guess, but my friends call my Tex."

"Oh yeah? I wish I had friends," Loona chuckled nervously. "I mean...No, I mean, I don't...I don't have friends."

Andie was listening to the conversation with a smile. They looked around until they noticed someone in a white hood. They walked into an alleyway not far from where they stood.

Andie tapped Vortex's arm. "I'm gonna be gone for a bit."

Vortex nodded and Andie slipped away towards the alleyway. Once they arrived, they spotted the hooded figure with their back turned to them.

"I shouldn't put my head into things that don't concern me, but...who are you?"

They stepped closer, close enough to touch their hood.

But before the could, another hooded figure jumped from the rooftop behind them, an angelic weapon in their hands.

Andie noticed them. They didn't look scared. Just tired.

"Okay, we're doing this now."

Andie pulled out a gun and shot at the person, missing and accidentally shooting a person that was actually targeted for a kill from the I.M.P.

One of the people, the one who had their back turned to Andie, tried to grab their hands, but Andie grabbed theirs and flipped them over their shoulder, trying to shoot them but they disappeared just as a bullet was fired at their head.

"Shit," they muttered, fishing some more ammunition out of their pocket and reloading the gun.

While they were distracted, one of the people came back, they tried to attack Andie but got immediately frozen in place.

Andie was surprised and confused until a familiar arm wrapped around them and teleported them both up to the roof.

"Stolas?" Andie asked. "I told you, I had it under control."

"And did 'having it under control' involve you almost getting killed by those hooded creatures?" Stolas questioned.

"Stolas, I told you not to worry about me."

"And why should I when you constantly put yourself in danger for the sake of others?" Stolas grabbed Andie's chin, making them look at him. "I don't want to see you get hurt, Andie. Or worse. I love you too much for that."

Andie smiled. "I love you too, Stols." they kissed Stolas, with him kissing back. When they separated, Andie spoke. "I will be perfectly fine here, babe. I promise."

Stolas smiled, a warm but hesitant smile. He then looked over into the alleyway. "Do...do you know those creatures?"

Andie sighed. "I...have no idea."

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Andie walked towards Vortex, who was following Verosika as she and the other succubi are making their way towards Blitz and his crew

"Blitz-o," Verosika said.

"Oh perfect," Blitz said. "That must be the whores."

"That was...rather... obvious...don't you think?" Verosika teases.

Mille holds up the flask Verosika dropped into the ocean. "I don't think this belongs to any of us," she said, tossing the flask to Verosika, who catches it and drop-passes it to Milky. "Would be a shame if anyone found out you guys were behind a giant monster fish in the human world."

"Yeah, well...you three nasty-ass gremlins will be in shit for not being in disguises!" Verosika told them.

Moxxie faceplants into the sand. "A human called me a possum," he said, faceplanting again. "I am not a possum."

"Y'know, we could keep this little B-movie scene on the down low if you agree to let us use that parking space," Blitz suggests.

Verosika groans. "Fine."

"WE FUCKIN' WOOOOOOOONNNNNN!!" Blitz laughs triumphantly.

"Fuck yeah!" Millie shouts.

"IN YOUR FACE BIIIIIITCH!"

Verosika scoffs. "Come on, let's get out of here, Tex!"

Andie looks at Millie, who is holding a drunk-looking Moxxie. They hold out their hand for Millie to shake. "Good game?"

Mille accepts the handshake with a smile. "I know you killed one of our targets. You would work great in I.M.P."

Both Andie and Blitz were shocked. Both started speaking at the same time.

"Um, I'd rather not."

"Like hell they are, Millie! I'm not letting this pussy-having dickface come into my office EVER!"

Millie gave Blitz a pleading look. "Come on, Blitz. We could use the extra help. Plus, they are pretty good at killin' people. Give them a chance. Please?"

Andie and Blitz glance at each other, Blitz letting out an annoyed sigh. "I guess I'll give them a chance. But you are not hanging around my Loonie, got that?"

Andie looked stunned but nodded. "Got it."

Loona looks downcast at seeing Vortex leave and being reminded of her confrontation with Blitz, as well as the revelation that her crush already has a partner.

"Come on, Loonie Tooney! Let's go back and park our fat fuckin' car in our fat fuckin' space!" Blitz told her.

Blitz, Moxxie, Millie, and Loona go through the portal. Andie looks back at the Succubi crew.

"I wish you all the best," they said before going into the portal before it closed.

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Once Andie got back to the Goetia palace, Stolas immediately ran towards them, giving them a hug.

"Oh, my precious birdie, I am so glad you're okay!" he exclaimed.

Andie smiled. "I'm fine, Stols. But before anything happens, can I take a nap? It has been a long day."

Stolas smiled. "Of course, my love."

Stolas carried Andie bridal style towards his bedroom and placed them on their bed before putting blankets on them.

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Unbeknownst to the bird duo, someone is watching them.

More specifically, watching Andie.

"That's the one," a person said. "She was on earth."

"She gave us a really good fight," another admitted. "But what do we do?"

A third voice, a female, thought for a moment before speaking. "We have to get her back...at any and all costs. I'll inform the higher-ups about the situation. We are not going to let her slip from us again."