"hand me my juul pleaseeee." tyler said to josh. they were in brendons pool. today was wednesday of spring break and the entire squad was just hanging out at brendons while his parents were gone.

"here." josh said once he did so, kissing tylers cheek after.

"oo foods here." brendon said, getting up out of the pool. he walked to the gate, opening it and calling the post mates guy over.

"thanks man. have a good one." brendon said, paying the guy and taking the food. he closed the gate after, bringing the chinese food back.

"y'all gotta come get your stuff i don't know who got what." he said, setting all the food out. everyone came up and got their stuff.

"thanks b," tyler said, coming up and kissing him on the lips.

"oh come on don't be shy." brendon said, kissing tyler again with tongue.

"he never kisses me that passionate." ryan sighed.

"yeah cause you always got a dick in your mouth." brendon said back.

"well yeah but so do you." ryan said, everyone laughing.

"it's true." brendon nodded. "i wish i could suck my own dick like tyler."

"bro tyler did you suck your own dick?" xaylon laughed.

"ohmygod no i didn't suck my own dick." tyler laughed.

"okay he didn't but he has the possibility to." brendon said.

"why do you say that?" emma asked.

"because we measure my dick like how far out it goes and then i figured out how far down i could reach with my mouth and i could in theory suck my dick a little bit." tyler said.

"how far does your dick go out?" xaylon asked.

"wait xay you've never seen my dick have you?" tyler asked, him shaking his head.

"no isnt it like really big?" he said.

"uh more like insanely big." brendon said. "tylers got the biggest dick in the world."

"i don't know about that." he laughed.

"how big is it?" xaylon asked.

"it's a little over nine inches." tyler said kind of embarrassed.

"no it's not. no way." xaylon said, jaw dropped. he looked at josh.

"yeah." josh nodded.

"no way." he said, looking around.

"yeah way," ryan laughed. "we've all seen it."

"i wanna see!" xaylon said, everyone laughing.

"it's big. real big." max laughed. "pull up a picture tyler.

"hand me my phone." he said to josh. they were back in the pool, and josh was next to tylers phone.

josh handed it to him, tyler going in his my eyes only and finding one of his dick pics.

"holy shit!" he said, jaw dropped. "it's fucking huge."

"told you." tyler laughed.

"wait is it real? i'm so concerned. wait are you okay?" he said, everyone laughing.

"why are you concerned?" tyler said.

"cause like are you okay carrying that around?" he said.

"yeah it's normal. and yes it's real." he said.

"wait have i just never seen your bulge or is it just not big?" xaylon said.

"sit up on the edge." brendon said. tyler jumped out of the pool, sitting on the side. xaylon screamed.

"tyler why did i never notice that your dick is bigger than my ego!" he said.

"i don't know," tyler laughed.

"are you hard?"

"no this is my natural bulge." tyler said. everyone was dying laughing at how confused he was.

"you've hung out with us long enough to know that tyler has a massive horse cock." brendon said.

"okay i knew it was big but i didn't think it was that big. i didn't even think that was possible." xaylon said.

"oh you should see mine then." brendon smirked.

"shut the hell up, shrimp dick." ryan said.

"okay yeah whatever." brendon said, facing towards the fence.

"you're not even looking at me." ryan said.

"oh sorry, i cant tell the difference between the fence and your flat ass." brendon said. "boom, roasted."

"wow wow wow okay fine we're even." ryan said.

"do i still get to tap that?" brendon asked him.

"of course." ryan said.

"couldn't be us." josh said.

"josh has a big ass, i gotta big dick." tyler shrugged.

"emma has a vagina." dallon said.

"i do." she said.

"we have no choice but to stan." max said.

"emmas such a whore for hanging out with a bunch of guys." josh shook his head.

"i know right. i'm over here sucking dick left and right." she said.

"me." brendon said.

"brendon is a god at sucking duck." tyler said.

"i really am though." brendon said.

"how?" max asked.

"you lay him on his back like with his head hanging off the bed ya know, he can take my whole dick with no struggle." tyler said.

"i really can. i'm amazing at it." brendon smiled.

"it's literally talent." tyler said.

"tylers hard." josh said, tyler giggling.

"how do you know?" ryan asked.

"my hands in his pants." josh said. "xay you wanna see tylers bulge when he's hard?" he giggled.

"show me." he said. "WHAT THE FUCK HOW DOES IT DO THAT?"

"jesus just made it i guess." tyler shrugged, laughing at his reaction.

"josh how do you take it?" he asked.

"i'm just used to it i guess." josh shrugged.

"couldn't be me." xaylon sighed.

"my dicks big enough for you." max said.

"your dick is perfect for me." he said.

"we can all admit that i have the best dick." emma said.

"i second that." dallon said.

"you have the best tits." brendon said.

"don't look at her tits." dallon said.

"can i look at your tits?" brendon asked.

"they're about the same size." dallon shrugged, emma gasping and slapping him when he started laughing.

"kidding kidding i love them." he said, kissing her boob.

"emma your tits are amazing." brendon said.

"thanks B, you can look at them all you want." emma said, laughing at dallons face. he didn't really care, he was just super protective of emma. she liked that about him.

"fine then why don't we look." dallon said, untying her top and pulling it off. everyone laughed when she didn't move a muscle, cause she didn't really care.

"ohmygod you whore." dallon laughed.

"i say free the titties." emma said.

"can me and josh play with them again pretty please!" ryan said, making a pouty face.

"go for it." she said.

"why are emma's titties always out." tyler said.

"honestly they really are." brendon said.

"come here." tyler said to brendon, pulling him on to sit on his dick. "josh left me so i need attention."

"tylers dick is inbetween my ass cheeks right now. like perfectly inbetween them." brendon said.

"for the love of god brendon don't ever say that again." dallon said.

"you wont let me touch emma's titties so i'll say it all i want." brendon said, flipping him off. "it's right up in there." he said, grinding his ass back up and down on him.

"fuck." tyler grunted.

"oh yeah, right up in them cheeks, just slidin up and d-"

"ohmygod you can touch them fine holy shit shut the fuck up." dallon said. brendon smirking.

"hell yeah."  he said.

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