"you have no idea what the hell you're talking about dude." brendon laughed, shaking his head.

"what, they can be hot!" tyler laughed.

"are not!" josh agreed with brendon.

"what are we arguing about?" max asked.

"are piercings on a pussy hot?" brendon asked.

"absolutely not." max shook his head.

"you don't count, you're gay." tyler waved him off. "dallon, emma, are piercings on a pussy hot?"

"they can be." dallon shrugged.

"HELL no." emma shook her head.

"okay dallon agrees and he's the straightest one here. xay?" tyler said.

"no thank you." xaylon shook his head.

"okay well everyone except for you and dallon said no so i win." brendon said.

"wait no i agree with tyler." ryan said.

"oh my god. i'm breaking up with you." brendon said.

"whatttt i think they can be cute." ryan shrugged.

"i'm gonna pierce your dick and see how you like it." brendon said.

"do it. yolo." ryan shrugged.

all the group was at brendons house, just hanging out and smoking since brendons parents were out of town. they were all just chilling around the fire outside, making s'mores and hotdogs.

"i love you." tyler mumbled to josh when the group was distracted. they were sitting in their own wide chair, cuddled up under a blanket.

"wuv you too." josh mumbled, with a mouthful of marshmallow. tyler smiled, josh smiling back big.

"you're so cute." tyler said. he pecked joshs lips, tasting the marshmallow. he took a hit off his juul.

"bro lemme hit that mines inside." brendon said.

"wow you think you can hit my juul?" tyler asked.

"brooo please let me hit your juul bro just one hit bro please bro." brendon said, everyone laughing. tyler tossed it to him.

"aw thanks bro thanks so much god thank you bro." brendon said, tossing it back.

"nasty." ryan shook his head. brendon blew the smoke in his face.

"AHHH," he yelled, trying to fan away the smoke. "i'm gonna get addicted."

"we all know you're jealous of our juuls." josh said.

"yeah." tyler backed him up.

"and we all know you're jealous that i can go a full day in the car with my family." ryan said back.

"touché." josh said.

"i was gonna say something about me having healthy lungs but we all know that's not true." ryan said, pointing to the pile of their smoked blunts.

"yeah i don't think you can use that against us very well." tyler shook his head.

"emma you good?" max laughed, seeing her falling asleep and almost out of dallons lap. she snapped her head up when she heard her name.

"what the fuck.." she drowsily said, everyone laughing.

"indica." brendon nodded, pointing to the weed.

"more like in-dick-ah, hehe." tyler giggled.

"you're so silly." brendon said, mocking his giggly tone.

"i'll fuck your bitch though." he said in a really deep voice, everyone laughing.

"can we go inside. it gets kinda cold when the sun goes down now." ryan complained.

"is everyone done with s'mores?" brendon asked, everyone nodded.

"yeah let's go baby." brendon said, picking him up and carrying him inside. everyone followed.  "we're gonna watch the grinch."

"it's way past christmas bren, it's literally march." emma laughed.

"you know what, i don't give a fuck." brendon said.

"he can recite the movie word for word." ryan said. "it's hot i make him do it in bed."

"ohmygod." josh laughed.

"emma if you're gonna lay down there you might as well suck my dick." dallon said, as emma was laying her head in his lap.

"you suck my dick." she said.

"it's bigger than mine." dallon said.

"we know. everyone's is." brendon said.

"haha very funny." dallon mocked him.

"i actually kinda wanna fuck ryan right now i think." brendon said.

"alright then, come on." ryan said.

"brb." brendon stood up, picking up ryan by his thighs and carrying him off.

"well that was quick. it usually doesn't happen that fast." max said.

"yeah usually they make it at least a quarter through the movie. i haven't even started it yet." tyler said. josh laid on part of the couch, pulling down down inbetween his legs so tylers back was against his front. he played with tylers hair.

josh grabbed his phone. he set his chin on tylers head, smiling and snapping a picture of the two. he posted it on his story.

tyler reached down, fixing his dick, causing josh to giggle.

"what?" tyler laughed.

"your dick is literally so big." josh said.

"i was just tryna fix it." tyler said.

"i can fix it for ya." josh said.

"alright do it." tyler said. josh leaned down, grabbed a handful of it and adjusting it, causing tyler to bite his lip.

"perfect." tyler smiled. "but now i'm hard so i have to fix it again.

"no way you're hard from that." josh said.

"i am. i mean a little." tyler shrugged, fixing it again.

"i'm just that powerful, huh." josh said.

"you are. so powerful." tyler nodded.

josh hugged him tightly, tyler smiling and leaning back into him. josh kissed the side of his face a bunch, before tyler turned and connected their lips.

they were interrupted by ryan screaming and running out of the bedroom, in just joggers, and brendon in his underwear.

"oh come on just one??" brendon said.

"no! i refuse." ryan laughed, running away from him as he tried to catch him.

"what's going on?" tyler asked, slapping brendons ass when he ran by.

"ryan won't eat my ass, or finger my ass or fuck my ass." brendon huffed.

"i'm a BOTTOM. and i did eat your ass!" ryan said.

"okay fine he ate my ass a little but it doesn't count." he crossed his arms.

"i'll fuck you bren." tyler said.

"will you please? i really want it right now." he whined.

"for real?" tyler asked. 

"yeah for real." brendon said.

"baby you mind?" tyler asked josh.

"i don't mind." he giggled.

"oh thank god. i don't care if you mind or not." brendon said to ryan, walking off back to his bedroom with tyler.

"ryan cuddle with me." josh said, frowning that he lost his warmth. ryan smiled, getting the same position tyler was in. they settled in, watching the movie.

"i wouldn't fuck tyler either, don't worry." josh laughed.

"bitch tyler wouldn't let anyone fuck him." ryan said.

"very true." josh nodded. "emma why are your titties always out?"

"aw damnit." she said, not noticing her bra was all crooked. she was just wearing a bra and some of dallons pj pants that she had to roll the waistband so they would fit.

"babeee." dallon groaned, covering her up with the blanket.

"fuck!" they all heard from above, where tyler was apparently fucking brendon on the floor cause you could hear them.

"for fucks sake." ryan said, grabbing his phone and calling brendon.

"what?" brendon answered, out of breath.

"are y'all on the floor?, we can hear y'all."

"u-uh. no. we're in my parents bedroom though. it's right above the living room."

"literally why the fuck?" ryan laughed.

"cause i like there bed, fuck you im getting the best dick of my life."

"okay, get back to it. but shut the fuck up." he said before hanging up.

of course the moaning continued, but eventually they just tuned it out.

"ryan we can fuck now cause our boyfriends are fucking." josh joker.

"alright. yolo. let's do it."

A/N: Q and A babes

tyler

josh

ryan

brendon

max

xaylon

dallon

emma

tylers family

joshs family

random outside person from worthington who has the general opinion of the group as their peer

me