"MAN SHIT BUMP LIKE A BELLY WHEN ITS PREGNANT"

"BONAFIDE BIG BIRD LOOKIN LIKA YETI"

"SWIFT FEET CHEETAH THATS A BIG ASS KITTY MADE YALL JUDGES THATS A REAL ASS FEELING."

"I DONT LIKE THE SLY ONES FORGET EM THEN I DEAD EM. ALWAYS OFF THE SHIT LIKE CONSTIPATED REVEREND."

"YALL DONT LIKE TO SHIT TALK DUMB PUN ALL FUN BUT I MAKE YOUR BITCH CRACK A GIGGLE WITH THE NEXT ONE."

all the group were yelling screaming together, all jumping and dancing with everyone else at the party. they were all drunk. it was a new years party that brendon hosted.

"my bitch is so pretty pretty," tyler said, fanning his face with his hands. "i get cash like really really," everyone joined him. "tell the dj man he ain't slick cause he ain't playin hits he silly silly."

"MY BITCH IS SO PRETTY PRETTY,"

"mMm"

"I GET CASH LIKE REALLY REALLY,"

"GET IT"

"man i love that fuckin song!" tyler said, wrapping his arms around josh and squeezing him, josh laughed.

"me too!"

"y'all wanna go get in the hot tub?!" tyler asked, wrapped his arm around josh sideways, grabbing his ass.

everyone nodding, so the group fled out of the house and to the backyard. there were some people in the hot tub.

"alright times up." brendon said.

"who the hell are you?" the guy said. his girlfriend grabbed his arm and told him to stop.

"i'm sorry do you not know who the fuck i am?" brendon laughed. the rest of the group laughed.

"uh no."

"babe that's brendon urie." his girlfriend said.

"i don't give a fuck who he is he ain't just gonna tell us to leave we we're here first." the guy said.

"alright then ima ask you to leave. this is my damn party, and my damn hot tub, my damn house, and," he reached out and grabbed the blunt out of his hands, "my damn weed." he said.

"hey man back the fuck off." the guy stood up.

"hey man you back the fuck off." ryan said.

"yeah." everyone stepped up and said. the guy looked a little scared.

"fine. i'll get out." he said.

"uh no you're gonna leave the whole damn party." brendon said. the guy looked at him with a pissed face.

"fine." he said with a clenched jaw.

"TRAVIS." brendon yelled, this big muscled up guy coming by.

"what's up." travis said. he was their like kind of butler thing, but he helped brendon more than anything. brendon gave him weed.

"can you make sure that this cunt gets out of here." brendon said.

"like kick him out?" he asked.

"yes please." brendon nodded. the guy grabbed him and dragged him out.

"anyone else?" brendon said. they all shook their head.

"i'm sorry i'm so sorry." his girlfriend said.

"nah babe you're good. break up with him honey please." brendon said.

"i'm trying but man he has good dick." she said, everyone laughing.

"go have fun," brendon slapped her ass as they walked off.

"alright," brendon took a final hit off of that guys blunt, before putting it out and throwing it in the yard. they all revealed their bathing suits and climbed in, brendon lighting a joint that was behind his ear.

tyler sat down, pulling joshs legs over him and setting his hand on josh thigh. josh blushed as tyler had a tight grip and was very close to his area.

josh grabbed his phone and took a selfie, resting his forehead on the side of tylers face. tyler smiled and stuck his tongue out against joshs face. he posted it on his story with "my ty."

"look at max." josh giggled, talking quietly to tyler.

so, y'all remember that one party where max was off with some guy the whole time? yeah? well, turns out max and that guy never stopped texting and hanging out. his name was xaylon. he was a mixed guy, with beautiful curly curly hair. it was shaved on the sides and long on the top, and when you pulled a curl out it reached all the way to his chin.

currently, max was whispering in xaylons ear, and he had a blush on his face.

"they're literally so cute." tyler said.

"do you know xaylon?" josh asked.

"oh yeah. xays my buddy. he plays soccer with brendon." tyler said.

"he seems sweet. max seems happy." josh nodded.

"yeah. i think he is." tyler smiled. "are you happy?"

"i'm very happy. are you?" josh asked.

"extraordinarily." tyler nodded.

"big word."

"i gotta big dick." tyler said, josh laughing.

"you do. i can feel it." josh said. he felt it on the back of his leg.

"i can feel yours too." tyler said, sliding his hand down and squeezing.

"aye chill out with that." he giggled, squeezing his thighs together.

"can't help it." tyler said.

"i think you can." josh said.

"hmmm not really." tyler said. "can't resist it. you're too beautiful."

"no you." josh said back, looking up at him and smiling. he set his hand on his jaw.

"no. you." tyler said, kissing his lips. josh blushed and smiled.

"i see like three of you right now." he giggled.

"i do too." tyler said.

"that means i have more tylers to like. and i'm not mad about it." josh said.

"me neither." tyler chuckled. "here." tyler said, leaning down and kissing josh, he kissed next to his head and then on the other side. "look i gave all of you a kiss."

"hey, i don't want them stealing my kisses." josh frowned.

"i have an unlimited amount." tyler said.

"i don't care." josh said back. "kiss me."

"not with that attitude." tyler said. "fix it or i'll fix it for you."

"oh yeah well you're gonna have to i guess cause i'm not fixing nothin."

"am i gonna have to fuck the attitude out of you?" tyler said, raising his eyebrows.

"you think you deserve it?" josh said back.

"i do." he nodded.

"well we'll have to see about that." josh said. tyler leaned down to kiss him, and josh just turned his head. tyler buried his face in joshs neck.

"bitch." tyler mumbled against his skin before pulling back and smiling.

"man josh really just dodged that kiss." dallon laughed.

"you see how i get disrespected." tyler shook his head, josh giggling.

"sorry man." josh shrugged, smiling at him.

"cmon. let's go to a room." tyler whispered in his ear, biting down a bit on his earlobe.

"why?" josh teased a bit, pulling back. tyler bit his lip slightly, eyes flicking down joshs body and then back up to his face. josh got chills.

"cause." tyler said back. "wanna be in between your legs." he slid his hand down in between his thigh. josh looked at him and bit his lip.

josh just rolled his eyes, smiling and looking away. tyler brought his hand up to his neck, jerking his head back. yep. josh felt that right in his dick.

"don't ignore me babyboy." tyler growled. josh let out a little whimper, his dick slightly twitching.

"f-fuck." josh gasped a bit. "please."

"please what?" tyler said.

"d-do something. t-take me to a room." he stuttered.

"cmon baby." tyler pulled josh so he was straddling him, grabbing him by the ass and picking him up.

"where y'all going?" ryan asked.

"brendons room. brb." tyler smirked.

josh attached his lips to tylers neck, sucking at the skin. tyler gripped his ass harder.

they made their way through the dancing people and the passed out, all the way to brendons room. it was locked, but tyler had the key for it.

he struggled to unlock it, but eventually got it, and they both stumbled in. tyler looked the door behind them.

he immediately cupped joshs jaw, leaning down and connecting their lips. he bit down on his bottom lip, josh letting out a soft noise as tyler walked them back to the bed.

"mmm, ah fuck." josh moaned quietly as tyler pressured his hips down. he mumbled something incoherent.

"what?" tyler asked.

"i wan-," he started but didn't make sense again.

"you okay?" tyler asked. josh nodded, tyler raising his eyebrows.

"here. cmon. let's just go to bed." tyler said.

"noo." josh whined.

"yeah. we're both a little too drunk. it's okay cmon." tyler said. he wasn't feeling the greatest either.

josh just let tyler undress him down to his boxers, before he did the same to himself.

"cmere." he said, josh cuddling up to his side. he took a deep breath, closing his eyes and trying not to focus on the spinning room.

"thank you." josh said.

"of course. get some rest sweetheart."

A/N: my concerts next week😳😳

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