"yay! now everyone's here, right?" brendon asked, as he opened his door and dallon and emma walked in.

"yep! merry christmas guys!" josh smiled.

"you too!" emma said. they walked in and sat down all their presents. today was christmas night, and max josh tyler zack brendon ryan dallon and emma all joined together at brendons house, for a little sleepover. brendons parents were at a christmas party and wouldn't be home at least until late late.

"y'all better have got me some good fucking gifts." brendon said.

"okay bren we're not all as rich as you." tyler said, rubbing his hand a bit. he ended up cracking his knuckle, and had to wear a brace thing on it. he was okay to play sports, but had to get coach to wrap his hand up good.

"okay true true. i spent like 200 on each of y'all. even you, you little bitch." brendon said, pointing at zack. zack laughed.

"love you too." zack smiled, brendon laughing.

"what all do we have planned?" dallon asked. it was about 6 now.

"we have christmas cookies to decorate and gingerbread houses, we have our presents, and we have mint blunts followed by movies." brendon said.

"that sounds like a good christmas to me." dallon nodded.

"me too. i say we start on the presents!" josh clapped. tyler chuckled.

"i agree. presents." max said.

"i thought we were gonna do cookies first?" brendon said.

"suck my dick. we're doing presents." josh said.

"yeah. let's do presents." ryan nodded.

"okay i guess we're doing presents!" brendon laughed. "okay let's all sit around a circle, and then we'll give each person their presents and then we'll open them after we get them all passed out."

"okay daddy." tyler said. brendon smirked at him and flicked his tongue out.

"what'd you get me?" josh quietly said to tyler as he sat down next to him.

"you'll have to find out." tyler smiled and shrugged.

"bitch." josh said.

"i'll pass out mine first!" brendon said. he passed his out to everyone, before sitting back down and crossing his legs and smiling. "open!"

everyone started opening their gifts, gasps emitting from everyone's mouths. he got everyone a pair of shoes; and then some clothes that brand. except for ryan, which he got a diamond necklace/chain that says "urie" on it. plus he got ryan a bunch of other stuff.

"brendon. what the fuck?" josh laughed, pulling out something out of his bag.

"what? i thought you would like it. do you?" he said.

"you got me a fucking vibrator!" he laughed, everyone else laughing. there was a sizable blue vibrator in his bag.

"i thought you might want to try it out. ryan has one and he loves it! and i'm sure emma has one." brendon said, gesturing to her.

"hmm i actually don't." emma said.

"look in your bag!" brendon said. emma dug through the clothes, and sure enough there was a pink vibrator in the bottom.

"ohmygod!" she laughed.

"wow thanks bren. now i don't have to do it myself all the time, awesome." he laughed.

"you're welcome." brendon winked. "plus it really spices it up in the bedroom."

"ima take your word on that." dallon said.

"alright alright me next." tyler said.

the group went around, exchanging gifts and thank yous and i love yous until every present was opened. everyone was very happy with their gifts. tyler got josh a big nike hoodie and another hoodie. josh said himself, that it's not gonna stop him from taking tylers.

"alright. blunt time or cookie and gingerbread house time?" brendon asked.

"blunt blunt blunt!" tyler said before anyone else could say something. "i went to the doctors the other day and she was like listening to my lungs."

"oh no. was your mom in there?" josh asked.

"nope. she asked if i smoked and stuff and i said i have before." tyler said.

"damn. good lungs are overrated." brendon shrugged. he grabbed everyone blunts off of the counter and handed them out.

"they are." tyler nodded. everyone headed outside and sat on the patio with their blankets.

"light." brendon said, lighting his own and passing it around. he blew the smoke out and then sucked it back in.

josh took a video of everyone, flipping the camera over and showing him cuddled up to tyler. tyler had a strait face, before smiling and laughing. he posted it on his story with christmas tree emojis.

the group sat and talked and smoked, until everyone finished. they talked for a little longer before deciding to head inside.

"okay the cookies are already made and the gingerbread houses are over there. let's split up into groups of two and we can have a contest of who's is the best." brendon said.

"can we be together." tyler asked brendon.

"of course. ryan fuckoff." brendon said, ryan gasping. "kidding baby i love you." he said, ryan rolling his eyes but then giggling.

"okay me and tyler. who else?" he said.

"i'll be with max and you can be with zack." ryan said. "and then em and dal."

"okay. we're gonna win i hope y'all know that." josh said, grabbing onto zacks arm. zack high-fived him.

"oh yeah we are." zack nodded.

"bet. that's all ima say." ryan shrugged.

"i think we all know we're gonna win." brendon said, tyler nodding. everyone just laughed.

"yeah. okay." max said.

tyler mocked him before grabbing their gingerbread box. everyone was whispering trying to figure out what they were gonna do.

everyone got started, decorating their houses with the candy and frosting. everyone was laughing and having a good time. brendon and tyler were giggling quietly the whole time

"bro what the fuck are you doing?" tyler started laughing. no one really paid much attention.

"zack this looks literally amazing. i've never seen anything better in my entire life." josh said.

"i agree." zack said.

"i think ours is better." max shrugged.

"it honestly doesn't have anything on ours tho." emma said.

"BRENDON HAHA." tyler yelled, falling down on the floor. both of them were doing the wheezing laugh and they couldn't breath. brendon was staying still.

"SHUT THE FUCK UP AND HELP ME." he laughed.

"what's going on?" ryan asked, walking over there.

"BRENDON-" tyler paused, laughing more. "BRENDON GOT HIS DICK STUCK IN OUR GINGERBREAD HOUSE." tyler yelled.

"brendon!" everyone said at the same time, walking over there to look. sure enough, it looked as if they cut out a circle, perfectly to fit brendons dick in, but underestimated the size.

"i can't believe y'all just contaminated a perfectly good gingerbread house." josh said.

"oh trust me, ryan will still eat it." brendon said. "help me get my dick out."

tyler grabbed the top of the house before grabbing that wall and breaking it. brendon sighed, pulling his dick back.

"that was life threatening." brendon said, putting himself away.

"for sure." tyler nodded.

"crackhead." max shook his head.

A/N: i'm sorry i literally can't write a good fucking chapter im trying i just have no motivation right now