"thanks man." tyler said, grabbing the sonic drink out of brendons hand. brendon came over to tylers house to sleep over, for some well needed bro time.

"only because i love you." brendon said, running his hand through tylers hair. tyler laughed, pushing his hand away. he got up and went to his closet to change clothes.

"mother fucker." tyler huffed, flipping through his stuff.

"what?" brendon asked, sitting down on tylers bed after having take his shoes off.

"josh stole my hoodie. that little bitch. i'm never getting it back." tyler grumbled.

"wait did he do that thing!? where he says he's just gonna borrow it, and he waits till everyone forgets and then wears it home and you never see it again?" brendon asked.

"yes! literally my favorite hoodie, the one i specifically told him he couldn't have." tyler said, but couldn't help to let out a smile.

"which one?" brendon asked.

"one of my grey and blue baseball hoodies from a traveling team i played on. i told him he couldn't have that one and he couldn't have my state basketball tournament one. and those were the ones he wanted the most cause i wore them all the time and they say my name on the back of them." tyler said.

"that's so cute. i want a pair of socks with your face on them." brendon said.

"aw me too bff goals." tyler said.

"i'm gonna go order some." he said, getting on his phone and searching them. after a while, he made the socks and got them each a pair.

"i'm gonna wear those in at least one basketball game." tyler said.

"you better. i would wear them in a soccer game but we have specific socks to wear or else coach will eat our asses." brendon sighed.

"since when is that ever a bad thing to you?" tyler laughed.

"i don't know man its just my coach doesn't do it right, like i don't know. he's bad at it." he shrugged.

"you're going to hell." tyler said.

"and satan is gonna eat my ass." brendon nodded. "either that or i'm gonna eat satans ass. i feel like it would taste like taco bell diablo sauce." brendon said.

"yeah that sounds reasonable." tyler nodded. "i need to eat joshs ass soon or my dicks gonna fall off." tyler said.

"wow y'all havent fucked again yet?" brendon asked, tyler turning on his xbox and sitting in his rolly chair.

"hellll nah." tyler shook his head.

"really? we all thought y'all have. plus you got hickeys all over you." brendon said.

"no. he doesn't want to. and i kind of get it. we're just really different i guess when it comes to that stuff." tyler said.

"yeah, i mean you see relationships based on sex and he has a completely different perspective on it." brendon said.

"for real for real. we talked about it one night." he nodded.

"be honest man. are you serious about this? cause if you're not i'm gonna go ahead and tell you now to back the hell off. i'm not watching my joshua go through that again alright?" brendon said.

"no problem. it's not gonna happen again. brendon i'm in love with that boy." tyler flat out said, brendons jaw dropping.

"you're what?" he asked.

"i'm in love with him." tyler said again.

"ty..." brendon said.

"i know. i know what you're thinking. and yes i've thought about it. i didn't sleep for a week thinking about it. and yeah. i'm in love." tyler repeated.

"i'm so proud of you ty!" brendon smiled, kicking the back of his chair.

"yeah yeah. i just, i don't know if he loves me back. or wants to date me again." tyler said.

"i honestly have no idea. but i think he does. like he said he just needs time and he's not ready to dive into it. i mean he's been going back and forth between you and max for months." brendon said.

"yeah. i'm so not patient." tyler shook his head and chuckled.

"you can be though. and i'm honestly shocked y'all haven't fucked again." brendon said.

"well i mean we've kissed and stuff but we haven't had sex." tyler said.

"blowjobs?" brendon asked.

"nope. nothin." tyler replied.

"so no head?" brendon asked, tyler laughing.

"never any head. i almost sucked my own dick i was so desperate." tyler joked.

"wait bro can you actually do that?" brendon laughed.

"i've never tried?" tyler looked at him weird and laughed.

"why ohmygod okay how big does your dick come out?" brendon asked, showing tyler what he meant.

"ehh. bout right there." tyler held his hand out about 9 inches from his crotch.

"holy fuck- okay anyways, now lean down and see if your mouth can reach there." brendon said, tyler doing so. he would be able to get at least an inch in.

"wow. amazing." tyler laughed.

"see, now you can actually suck your own dick." brendon said.

"i think that's probably the last thing i would ever do." tyler said, brendon laughing. "woah," tyler said now on his phone. "miranda's pregnant." he flipped his phone and showed brendon the snapchat post, confirming she was.

"i fucking knew it! ryan was like 'oh she just got fat' i was like that bitch is pregnant." brendon said, finishing reading it.

"damn. poor ashton." tyler said. that was her boyfriend.

"nah bro. it's not ashtons." brendon shook his head. tyler cocked an eyebrow. "i'm pretty sure it's baylor's cause he told me the day after they fucked that he hit it raw and she said she was on birth control."

"really? damn. do you think she knows or is gonna tell him?" tyler asked.

"no i don't think she even knows or remembers. it'll probably click one day though." brendon said.

"damn is ashton gonna stay with her?" tyler asked.

"maybe. ashtons a pretty good guy so probably." brendon shrugged.

"i wouldn't hell nah." tyler shook his head.

"depends on who i'm dating. like if ryan was a girl and got pregnant yeah i'd stay but if i was dating someone random no." brendon said.

"yeah i'd stay for josh." tyler nodded.

"you think dal would stay for emma?" brendon asked.

"for sure. josh told me before that emma had a little scare and he said that she said that dal was super supportive of whatever she wanted to do and stuff. that's the main reason she went on birth control cause her period was late or sum." tyler said.

"man get u a man like dallon." brendon said, yawning after.

"did you bring your dab pen?" tyler asked.

"yeah bro i'm high as fuck right now." he laughed. "well i smoked a blunt though." he handed the pen to tyler.

"thanks." he chuckled, taking a hit from it.

"we need to get back on our world." brendon said, pointing to the tv. tyler was playing minecraft.

"yeah we do. we need to finish that house." tyler said. right now he was preparing stuff to fight the ender dragon. he took another hit off the dab pen. his door opened, so he quickly hid it under his leg.

"oh it's just you." tyler laughed, pulling it back out and taking one more hit before handing it back to brendon. zack sat on the bed next to brendon.

"wassup zacky wanna hit it?" brendon asked, handing it to him.

"sure i've never hit one before." zack said.

"just three or four hits is all it takes." brendon said.

"tastes good." he said, blowing out the smoke. "ty i gotta question.

"yeah?" tyler said, not looking away from the screen.

"what's up with you and josh cause like, y'all are fuckin again but like i thought y'all were over like whats going on?" he asked, tyler chuckling.

"why does everyone think we're fucking what the hell?" he laughed.

"y'all aren't? you got hickeys all over you." zack said, taking another hit.

"no!" he said. "last time we fucked was let's see like the night after i went to that party and got really drunk and you had to cover for me. we've kissed and stuff. i gave him hickeys too."

"really? how?"

"i snuck out and went to his house." tyler said.

"ohh. man i could've sworn i heard you're bed squeaking when he was here the other day." zack said.

"wait you can hear my bed?" tyler asked.

"uh yeah. i hear everything." Zack said.

"oh gross." tyler chuckled.

"yeah. yes very gross." zack nodded. "you're into some kinky shit man."

"shut the fuck up." tyler said, brendon laughing.

"okay anyways i heard your bed squeaking." zack said.

"okay. swear to god. we were jumping on the bed." tyler said.

"for real?" he laughed.

"on god bro."  tyler laughed.

"love that for you." zack said

"me and tyler broke my bed one time." brendon said.

"jumping on it?" zack laughed.

"no, fucking. " brendon said.

"grosssss." zack whined, tyler bursting out laughing.

"true story." tyler said. "but yeah. we're not fucking but we're kind of like talking i guess. like i wanna date him and as of right now i'm pretty sure he does too."

"yeah you haven't brought anyone over or gone anywhere in forever." zack said.

"yeah i haven't had sex since that one night me and josh hooked up. i've gotten a blow job but it was awful i didn't even finish or nothing it was bad."

"damn. good for you." zack said. "but yeah i hear everything. i hear my older brother telling a girl to 'shut the fuck up or choke on it'. it gives me nightmares." zack said, tyler and brendon bursting out laughing.

"im sorry bro i didn't know you could here it thats funny." he said. "i'll try to keep it to a minimum. i remember saying that though. the bitch literally wouldn't shut the fuck up and i snuck her in so she couldn't be loud."

"crazy bitches man." zack said.

"one time i snuck ryan in like when we were first fooling around and he literally went down and talked to my mom and i was like okay what the fuck. she didn't care though she loved ryan from the start." 

"who doesn't love ryan?" tyler asked.

"me i fuckin hate that bitch." brendon said.

"oh yeah bitch you'd propose right now if you could." tyler said.

"true true. i did get him a promise ring like a long time ago." he said.

"why did i not know this?" tyler asked.

"causeee we were keeping it secret." brendon said.

"dumb bitch. zack you gotta girl?" tyler asked.

"nah. well. kind of but not really. i don't know." he said. 

"ooo tell me." tyler said.

"her names brooklyn she's in my grade. like i don't know we've been texting and flirting but like i don't really know yet." he said.

"i know her. she's beautiful." tyler said, brendon agreeing.

"yeah. she's super sweet and funny too. she's not a bad girl at all like she's ever even like hit a juul or anything." zack said.

"damn. got you a good girl." tyler said, zack laughing.

"brendon literally why are you so rich." zack said, pointing to his shoes. they were black sock balenciagas.

"cause i'm a stripper." he said.

"oh yeah that makes sense." zack nodded.

"ow fuck." tyler said, scratching his crotch. "do you ever just get like a random ass itch on your dick and like it hurts."

"bro yes i hate it." they both agreed. 

"bro there three dicks in the room right now." brendon said.

"yeah and tylers is like twice as big as ours." zack said.

"god tylers dick is so big." brendon shook his head.

"i mean it's not thattt big." tyler said.

"shut the fuck it's literally huge." brendon said.

"i mean it's like," he looked down at his crotch. "i mean i guess."

"it's literally bigger than most guys when you're soft." brendon said.

"it's like 5-6 when it's soft." tyler said.

"uh yeah that's fucking huge." zack said.

"how big are you?" tyler asked.

"like 7 somethin i think. why did you get dads good genes" zack laughed.

"bro josh has a huge dick he's like 7 inches and he's tiny so like that's big." tyler said.

"yeah he is really tiny. just really gay." zack laughed.

"he is very gay indeed." tyler nodded. he saved his world and turned off minecraft, getting on netflix and playing a show. he spun around in his chair so he was facing them.

"see i mean like damn." brendon said, pointing to the huge ass bulge in tylers pants. he was wearing the nike sweatpants material shorts and no shirt. you could see all his hickeys from josh. josh was covered in them too and tyler may or may not jerk off to them when josh sends pics of them. but josh doesn't know that.

"i literally don't realize that people don't have this. like this is natural to me." tyler shrugged.

"it looks uncomfortable." zack said.

"nah. it's natural." tyler said.

"i guess that's why you fuckin man spread so much jesus. i can't sit next to you in a car cause your legs are spread wider than the pacific ocean." brendon said.

"my bad ill keep it down to a minimum." tyler chuckled.

"boys dinner!!!" they all heard from downstairs.

"what's for dinner?" brendon asked, standing up.

"dick."

A/N: my concerts gonna be so fucking cool. i'm going to the last show of the fall tour

are y'all going to any shows?