"shut the fuck up no i didn't!" brendon laughed, cracking the eggs into a bowl.

"it's true!" ryan said back, josh, max, emma and dallon all dying laughing.

"it is not!" brendon argued back, ryan gasping.

"brendon you're lying!" ryan giggled.

"stop! stop i'm gonna piss myself!" emma yelled, squeezing her legs together and trying to catch her breath.

brendon and ryan were arguing whether or not brendon got cum on ryan's dog, popeyes.

"you did you were cumming and popeyes jumped on the bed and then you turned to him and you shot cum on my dog!" ryan said. brendons jaw dropped, the boy looking at ryan.

"ryan! you dumb bitch that was you!" brendon said.

"SHUT THE FUCK UP!" emma yelled, running to the bathroom to pee.

"ryan did you cum on your dog?!" josh choked out.

"no!......wait. wait yeah i remember. yeah it was me." ryan frowned. at this point dallon and josh were only letting out wheezing laughs and max wasn't making a sound with his laugh. you could here emma scream from the bathroom when she heard ryan say that.

"boom bitch i TOLD you." brendon said, flipping ryan off.

"whatever. you cleaned him up either way." ryan sighed.

"yeah cause i dicked you down too good and you fell asleep." brendon said, smiling.

"i agree with that." ryan nodded.

"ohmygod." emma said, coming out of the bathroom.

"did you pee yourself?" josh giggled, emma turning around and leaning back on dallon who was sitting on the counter.

"i really almost did guys. no joke." she said, everyone laughing.

"you are so pretty em." josh said.

"thank you josh so are you." she giggled, dallon smiling.

"no for real like you're actually beautiful." josh nodded.

"i can back that up." ryan agreed.

"thanks guysss you're making me blush." she said. dallon wrapped his arms around her waist and kissed her head.

"i bet you have bomb pussy too." ryan said.

"oh she does." dallon nodded.

"oh cool show me. haha kidding           whatever........unless?" brendon said.

"brendon shut the fuck up." josh laughed.

"i'm kidding i'm kidding....-u"

"brendon i'll kill you." dallon joked.

"well daddy dally that means you'd have to touch me and idk bro, but that's a little gay." brendon shrugged.

"make me my damn brownies." dallon flipped him off, brendon laughing.

" get me two pans please baby." brendon said, ryan reaching down and grabbing two brownie pans.

"why do you need two?" max asked.

"because daddy maxy, we're gonna make some weed brownies." brendon winked.

"bren, you gotta stop calling everyone daddy." ryan said.

"i'm not calling everyone daddy. i'm calling all the tops daddy." brendon said. "so refer to me as daddy brenny please."

"no thanks." ryan said. "raise your hand if you would rather kill brendon than to let him call you daddy." he said, everyone raising their hand.

"fuck you guys." brendon said, pouring the brownie mix into the pan after he sprayed it with cooking spray. he put it in the already heated oven and then left the room to go get his weed.

"josh what's on your shirt?" ryan asked, looking at the spot on the front of joshs yellow shirt.

"...chocolate syrup." josh said, everyone laughing.

"how?" he giggled.

"me and max made sundaes and i spilled it." he laughed, max pulling him down to sit in his lap on the arm of the couch.

"oh okay i get it." ryan said, brendon walking back with the weed.

"now pay close attention." brendon said, making up his weed brownies and pouring the batter into the other greased pan.

"okay now these should be done soon and then we cook these and then we can really prank some people."

"you are not gonna get your parents high." ryan said.

"fine. josh at least get one of your siblings high." brendon said.

"no!" he giggled.

"boring." brendon sighed, lighting himeself a blunt. "grab one if you want." he said with a hit in his lungs, as he walked outside through the sliding doors.

dallon, josh and max all grabbed one, but the whole group went out side. they all said on the couches and stuff, and passed around the lighter.

"emma i have a question." brendon said.

"okay. what's your question?" she laughed.

"what does it feel like when you nut like multiple times?" brendon asked, emma snorting.

"what do you mean?" she said.

"baby do you think before you talk?" ryan asked.

"i'm just askin! like i don't know how you do it multiple times. or have you not done that?" he asked.

"oh no i have." she blushed. "and i don't know it just feels like really intense i guess." she shrugged.

"oh. how many have you had in one session?" josh said.

"like maybe like 5 or 6." she said.

"holy shit!" brendon gasped.

"bullshit." dallon said, in a high pitched voice as he turned to look at her.

"what?" she laughed.

"uh try like 10 or 12 times." dallon said.

"that was one timeeee." she blushed.

"what the fuck that's insane!" ryan said.

"when was it dally?" brendon smirked.

"it was at my house in my bed just one day we had the house to ourselves." he said.

"that's crazy ohmygod." ryan said.

"it says like a women can have up to like 20 orgasms in one session." emma said.

"no way." brendons jaw dropped. "i can't barely like even cum twice in one continuous session like not stopping what the fuck." he said, josh blushing.

"that's crazy i'm in disbelief." ryan said, squinting his eyes.

"ryan stop staring at my crotch." she giggled at ryan who was staring in deep thought.

"why?" he said, laughing and looking away.

"ryan why are you questioning your sexuality." josh laughed.

"i'm just in disbelief that's crazy." ryan shook his head.

"if you say disbelief or that's crazy one more time i think i'm gonna go home." dallon said, everyone laughing.

"my bad my bad okay im good now." ryan said, leaning back onto brendon. "i love you." he said, kissing brendons cheek.

"babe stop you're making me look not cool." brendon whispered but still where everyone can hear.

"shut the fuck up." josh laughed, ryan laughing too.

"i love you too ry." brendon said, kissing his lips and then laying his head on ryan's shoulder.

"shit hold my weed." brendon said, handing josh his almost gone blunt as he ran to the kitchen and took the brownies out of the oven. he put the second batch in and then headed back out.

"did you burn them?" ryan said, coughing a bit from the hit he just took.

"nah, they're just right." brendon said, inhaling one little hit before throwing it down on the concrete and stepping on it.

"okay emma. i have a question now. well mostly for dallon. and brendon i guess." josh started. "why are leggings so hot for a girl to wear?"

"ass." brendon and dallon and emma all said at the same time.

"really? that's it?" josh giggled.

"uh yeah. the ass. look." dallon said, pulling emma to straddle him. emma giggled as dallon grabbed a handful of her ass and squeezed it and jiggled it around.

"does it just make it where you can see it better?" ryan asked.

"pretty much. easily access too." dallon said, his hands now on her hips. emma was um slim thicc.

"good to know." josh said.

"yeah i can see you wearing leggings, your balls hanging out of them." ryan laughed.

"shut the fuck up." josh laughed. "would you wanna see me in leggings?" he asked max.

"i'd maybe wanna see it from the back. i don't know about seeing your whole dick through them." he laughed, josh as well.

"i can just wear my boxers and it'd be like the same thing." josh said.

"nuh uh." ryan said.

"what do you mean yuh huh." josh said.

"how?" he asked.

"stand up em." josh said, pulling his joggers down.

"here we go, josh doesn't have pants on." brendon said.

"look see." josh said, stepping out of his joggers and standing next to emma. "see they're tight just like leggings."

"oh, i guess i see it now." ryan said.

"now put your dick up, dallons getting scared." brendon said, dallon laughing.

"i gotta go build a house or finger a girl or something cause my straightness just went down a little." dallon
said.

"damn, sorry dal." josh giggled, tying his pants back and sitting sideways in maxs lap.

"you okay?" josh asked max quietly, noticing the boy isn't talking much. he just nodded and smiled. josh frowned.

"max come with me to your truck and unlock it i think my juul is in there." josh said, max standing up and following josh our to his truck.

"talk to me." josh said, leaning up against the truck across from max.

"it's nothin." he smiled softly.

"here, get in. somethings bothering you." josh said, waking around and climbing in and sitting. max got in also. "be honest, please. you haven't been talking and it's scaring me."

"i just, i don't know i feel like i'm not like really in the group. i don't feel like i'm allowed to input stuff. i always felt like that." he shrugged. "but it's nothing."

"no baby," josh grabbed his hand. "i promise. they love and accept you just as much as they do everyone else. don't feel like you're not accepted cause you are okay?" he said, max chewing on his lip.

"okay. i'm sorry. i don't know why i feel like that. i just i don't know my friends are different." he said.

"why can i meet your friends? or your family. i've never been to your house." josh said.

"you just. you would like either of them you don't need to meet them." he shook his head.

"my parents love you. i'll act different to meet them if you want?" he said, stroking his thumb across maxs hand to sooth him.

"no, no it's okay. just no for now." he said, voice cracking a bit. he cleared his throat.

"cmere." josh said, reaching across and hugging him. he heard max sniffle, and he hugged him tighter. josh pulled away, connecting their lips for a nice long kiss.

"where's your juul?" max asked, looking around the truck.

"it's in my pocket." he smiled, max nodding and getting out of the truck.

"thank you for telling me." josh bumped his shoulder, immediately grabbing his hand again.

"thanks for caring." max replied.

"of course." josh said. "always."

they walked into the house, seeing brendon sit down on the couch next to ryan, with a brownie in his hand.

"hey, you find it?" brendon asked. "brownies are on the stove.

"yup." he held his juul up and took a hit, before grabbing a brownie as well as max.

"where's dallon and emma?" max asked, sitting down beside the arm. josh sat next to brendon, and ryan was beside the other arm.

"fuckin in my bed." he huffed.

"really?" josh giggled.

"yeah i said they could real quick. emma asked me and i just couldn't say no." he said.

"these are good bren." josh said.

"thanks, family recipe." he said, putting the rest of his in his mouth and leaning on ryan. ryan squeezed him, kissing the top of his head and loving on him.

"you like them?" josh asked max.

"yeah they're really good." he smiled, josh kissing his nose.

"cmere." max said, pulling josh in his lap to straddle him. josh did so, and connected his lips to maxs. they kissed, max slipping his tongue into josh's mouth.

"hey um guys that's sweet and all but dals already using my bed to fuck so like i'm sorry about that." brendon said, josh laughing against maxs lips.

"it's okay we'll manage." max said. they all paused when they heard emma moaning really loud.

"i bet she just nutted!" ryan said. "come on let's go listen!"

"ryan no!" josh giggled.

"i just wanna know." he said.

"come on." brendon said, ryan clapping and following him. josh and max laughed and followed.

they crept up to brendons room, stopping outside the door and listening to emma's constantly "oh oh oh fuck uh uh dal oh!" and dallons constant mumbles of "babygirl" and "princess" and his grunts.

"woah that's what straight sex sounds like." josh whispered.

"i guess so wow. kind of the same. more high pitched." ryan said.

"why'd they stop?" brendon asked, falling forward and hard onto the ground as the door opened and he was leaning on it.

"what the fuck?" dallon laughed, his boxers pulled back on covering his obvious hard-on. emma was laying on the bed, covering herself up with the sheets but honestly not giving two fucks and just letting her titties chill.

"boobies!" ryan said, pointing at emma.

"emma!" dallon laughed, emma breathing heavily and laughing.

"i don't give a fuck, they can come feel them for all i care." she said.

"can we?" josh asked, jumping up and a down.

"sure." she laughed.

dallon whined, walking back and sitting down on the bed. emma reached over and grabbed his dick through his boxers.

"what do i do?" ryan asked, poking the side of her boob.

"not that." she laughed, everyone laughing. brendon was sitting on the bed next to max, cause brendon wasn't allowed to😔.

"how?" he giggled.

"just like, grab it." josh said. "ryan didn't you have a threesome with a girl?"

"yeah, but i didn't do anything really. she sucked my dick when bren was fuckin her but i closed my eyes." he said.

"you just grab it like this." dallon said, grabbing it in his hand. he let go and slid under the sheets a bit with her, sliding his hand up her thigh.

"it's so bouncy." josh said. at this point, ryan and josh were just each poking and playing with each boob.

"man what girl would be lucky to have y'all two." emma laughed.

"max is this attractive to you?" josh giggled.

"strictly into dick babyboy." max chuckled.

"amen. same here." brendon said.

"brendon you're not touching her." dallon said.

"damnit." he huffed.

"you can grab my boobs." ryan said.

"hell yeah." he said.

"are y'all done yet?" dallon chuckled.

"no i'm fascinated by straight sex." josh said.

"i thought you were scared of vaginas?" brendon said.

"i mean i don't want to touch one ew but it's cool i don't know." he shrugged. "do you just like, do that with it?" josh asked, pushing his two fingers together through the air.

"i mean partially. it all depends on angles." dallon said.

"are you doing it right now?" ryan gasped.

"i'm trying to keep my boner cause it's going away pretty fast." dallon said.

"is it cause theyres so many boys in the room?"
josh asked.

"mhm yeah." dallon nodded.

"brendons technically a girl." ryan said, brendon looking up from his phone.

"technically." he shrugged, looking back at it. max was on his phone too, but he was laughing and stuff along.

"yeah he's like barely even hard now." emma laughed.

"dallon can i grab your dick?" ryan grinned.

"no." dallon said, everyone laughing.

"you'll let me grab your girlfriends boob but not your dick?" he said.

"exactly." he said.

"well this was fun. emma you have nice tits." josh nodded.

"thanks babe you got a great ass." she smiled.

"dallon were you not using a condom?" brendon asked.

"nah." he said.

"emma! you let him hit it raw?" brendon gasped.

"he was gonna cum on my tits." she nodded. "plus i'm on birth control and i'm not ovulating."

"oh that's fun." ryan said.

"my boner is officially gone thank you for that." dallon said.

"you're welcome. emma is your boner gone?" josh asked.

"nope i'm still good." she said. "brendon you might wanna wash these sheets before you sleep on them." she smiled.

"ew are you getting your pussy juice on my bed?" he said.

"as we speak." she said.

"grosss." he whined.

"hmm. alright. well i guess we better leave it to y'all." ryan said, josh nodding.

"yeah. it was fun though." josh said.

"get the fuck out of here." dallon said, everyone laughing. he rolled on top of emma, kissing down her chest and down her stomach.

"woah woah woah we're not even out yet!" ryan said.

"don't care, shut the door on your way out, he said, flipping them off as he started eating emma out.

"gross gross gross i saw it ah i can't believe you're putting your mouth on that ohmygod!" josh said, emma and everyone laughing as brendon shut the door.

"you saw it?!" ryan asked.

"yeah oh my god!" josh said. "and man, dallons tongue is fast and long holy shit."

"wow i seen brendon do it and holy shut they move their tongue so fast over the little thingy it's crazy! ryan said, everyone heading back to the living room.

"it really is wow." josh said. "how did you like that?" he asked max.

"pretty educational." he nodded.

"have you been with a girl before?" josh asked.

"yeah, a bunch. it was torture." he laughed.

"well, lucky for you, i have a dick." josh said.

"great. and i really like your dick." he said, josh giggling and leaning on him.

"i like yours too."

A/N: i can't describe how much fun this chapter was to write holy shit i hope y'all enjoyed it

also, ...

that's all i'm gonna say