"when did you get that shirt?" josh asked brendon, sitting up further on tylers lap. they were at ryan's house, sitting outside in his little couch area. tyler was sitting on one with josh in his lap, the blanket pulled over them, dallon and emma were also cuddled up under blankets, ryan's dog popeyes joining him and brendon. they were all a little buzzed off of brendon's dab pen.

"i got it at my thrift store yesterday." he said. it was a champion brand t-shirt, and it had diagonal thick stripes across it in a rainbow pattern. he had that tucked into some white adidas track pants and he wore platinum high top checkered vans.

"i absolutely love the fit today." josh said, brendon smiling big. that made him happy.

"thanks babe." he said, everybody agreeing with josh.

"dallon you should dress like brendon." emma said, dallon laughing.

"okay i am way to straight to dress like brendon." dallon laughed.

"yeah em, sorry but you gotta be at least a little gay." brendon shrugged, emma laughing.

"what about you tyler. you're a little gay." josh said.

"yeah but i'm not that gay." he shook his head.

"nobody can pull it off like me, sorry guys. you gotta be the perfect mix of bisexual, with just a handful of gay." brendon said.

"that makes no sense." ryan laughed, aw'ing when popeyes nudged his hand with his head.

"you don't get it, you're too gay. you too josh." brendon said.

"i didn't even say anything." josh laughed.

"yeah but i wanted to remind you of how gay you are." brendon shrugged.

"bren, how do you manage to be like the most gayest out of all of us, when we have two actual gay ones, and you're bisexual?" dallon said.

"i don't know man, it's wack. maybe i'm just more confident with my sexuality." he shrugged.

"no maybe you're just either drunk or high all the time so you don't care what people think and you wear really bold outfits." josh said.

"yeah that sounds like me." he nodded, everyone laughing.

"did you wear the boxers on purpose?" emma asked, because brendon was wearing his rainbow boxer briefs and you could see them clearly through his white pants.

"yes, they completed the outfit." he nodded.

"plus i can see his dick in them." ryan shrugged.

"i can see tylers dick in anything he wears." josh said.

"yeah, i stare at it all the time." brendon said, looking at tyler and winking.

"i can't make it not at least a little noticible." tyler said.

"it's hot." josh said, smiling at him, and scooting off his lap so he was just sitting next to him now with his leg over tylers.

"it is." ryan nodded, everyone agreeing.

"i just don't see the fun in dick. like i mean i've tried it and it just wasn't for me." dallon said.

"haha yeah we get it we all know you're straight and manly and like drinking beer and fucking girls." brendon rolled his eyes, laughing after he finished his joke.

"emma's fucked a girl." dallon said, emma whining and slapping his shoulder.

"really now?" brendon smirked, tyler also.

"ohmygod nooo. i got a little drunk and me and this girl made out a little one time. that was it." she said, shaking her head at the boys.

"boring." brendon said, everyone laughing. "hey babyboy whatcha doin popeyes huh?" brendon baby talked to the dog as he got up and laid so he was across brendon and ryan. brendon pulled the blanket over him before he laid down, so his white pants wouldnt get dirty even though popeyes was clean.

"i want a dog." josh whined.

"i'll get you one." tyler said, smiling at him.

"mom won't let us have one right now. she said she wanted to wait until jordan was bigger, but like when he's bigger i'm gonna be out of the house. so i'm just gonna get my own dog." he said.

"i gotta cat." he said. tyler had a cat that ran around his house named homie.

"i hate that bitch." brendon said.

"why?" josh laughed.

"cause that mother fucker bit my nuts one time when i was peeing!" he said, everyone laughing.

"bro fuckin he ran out of my bathroom with his dick in his hand, cussing out the cat to make it go away." tyler laughed hard.

"yeah the only thing i let bite my nuts is ryan." brendon confidently said.

"you just can't let your nuts just hang around like that man." tyler shook his head.

"not when that fuckin cats around." brendon said.

"okay i'm gonna say i can't hold it in any longer josh how was your first fuck?" ryan said, brendon dallon and emma all gasping loudly, brendon even screaming.

"they didn't know?" tyler asked, smirking a bit. josh blushed, tyler wrapping his arm around josh as he laid his head on his shoulder.

"joshua william mother fucking dun are you telling me you took it up the ass?!" brendon said, slapping his hand over his mouth.

"yes brendon boyd mother fucking urie, i took it up the ass." he laughed.

"how was it oh my god did you enjoy it?!" he asked.

"of course i enjoyed it, i'm not answering any of your questions." he laughed.

"where'd you do it?" dallon asked, giggling like a little girl.

"in the back end of my truck at the lake. i put the air mattress in it." he said, everyone aw'ing.

"it was consensual, right?" ryan asked. all he knew is that they had sex and that's all the details he got before everybody got to his house.

"yes, very. tyler was very sweet." josh blushed, tyler smiling.

"good awe ohmygod." ryan said.

"ooo ooo my turn next. joshua you're mine." brendon winked, sticking out his tongue sexually.

"sorry bren, maybe if you weren't fucking my bestfriend." josh giggled.

"hey ryan would let me tap you." brendon said. ryan nodding.

"uh, i wouldn't." tyler raised his hand.

"cmon, you could have ryan for a night." he said.

"oh, then yeah sure." he shrugged.

"you're too straight to be involved." brendon waved off dallon.

"don't worry, i wouldn't wanna to be involved." he laughed.

"alright, from a straight guys perspective, out of all of us, who has the best ass as far as like you would see a girls ass?" brendon asked dallon.

"oh, for sure josh. not even a question." he answered.

"hell yeah i do." josh nodded, tyler agreeing.

"no fair." ryan frowned.

"i like your ass babe." brendon said, kissing his cheek. popeyes whined loudly when he did that, because he got jealous easily of ryan.

"it's okay buddy, you'll always be my favorite boy." ryan said to the dog, petting him.

"not gonna lie, i kinda like him more than you too." brendon said.

"i get it." he respectively nodded.

josh sighed contently, rubbing his hand up and down tylers chest.

"y'all hungry?" dallon asked.

"hell yes." brendon answered.

"applebees?" he said.

"sounds good to me." josh nodded, everybody agreeing.

"ight lets go then." tyler nodded, standing up and stretching.

"i mean how is it so big?" brendon asked, everyone looking at tylers very noticeable bulge in his grey joggers.

"i can't help it." he laughed, adjusting it. he had to adjust it like every time he stood up and stuff no matter what boxers he was wearing.

"thats so hot." josh said.

"i'm glad you think so." he smirked, kissing his forehead and grabbing his ass.

"josh are you driving?" ryan asked.

"i can." he nodded.

"alright me and emma will ride with you and brendon can drive the boys." ryan said.

"alright, meet y'all there." tyler said, kissing josh before he ruffled his hair and left. josh giggled, fixing his hair.

"so josh how does it feel to be a whore now?" emma  asked, josh laughing.

"it feels good em, it feels good." he nodded.

"i've had sex with tyler," she nodded. "good dick, and really knows how to use it." she said.

"agree." ryan said.

"i wonder what they're talking about? like i wonder if they're talking about me and him." josh smiled.

-the boys truck-

"no man i'm fucking telling you, bugs bunny could have easily caught the road runner. coyote is just dumb as fuck." dallon said.

"hell no that coyote is the smartest one on the fuckin show and you cannot tell me different. the road runner is just one lucky bitch. bugs bunny couldn't catch him either because hes smart but not as smart as coyote. the road runner just as a way of getting around all the shit." tyler said back.

"i don't think anybody can catch that fuckin bird. i fuckin hate that bird. fuckin 'meep meep' lookin ass he can suck my cock." brendon said, huffing.

"that bird is a dick. i feel bad for coyote." brendon said.  "not gonna lie though, bugs bunny's is kinda hot."

"you know, as much as i hate to say it, i agree." tyler nodded, dallon laughing.

-

they all pulled into the apple bees, parking next to each other. they got out, heading inside and sitting at their table and ordering their drinks. they sat a table with three chairs on each side, josh ryan and emma on one and their boys across from them.

"excuse me i'm sorry can we get a picture with you? we love your outfit." an old couple came up and asked brendon.

"aw of course, thank you so much." he smiled, standing up. he handed tyler the phone, him snapping a picture of brendon standing in between them with his arms around them and smiling.

"thank you son, we've just never seen somebody dressed so confident. we're not from around here." they said, brendon and everyone aw'ing.

"well no problem, y'all have a good night." he smiled, the couple leaving.

"why are old people so fuckin cute." brendon said when he sat back down.

"i don't know but that was sweet." ryan smiled, loving his boy to death.

the waiter came back and their ordered their food, emma getting up and going to the bathroom.

tyler smiled at josh from across the table, setting his hand out and lacing their fingers together. josh blushed as he stroked his thumb across the skin.

the group talked and got their food, eating and conversating. everyone looked confused when they looked over and saw the waiters walking over singing happy birthday. they set down a piece of what looked like cheesecake covered in a chocolate sauce.

brendon gasped and covered his mouth with his hands. everyone laughed, but turned their attention to them bringing another piece of cheesecake, and then came another. eventually, everyone on the table had a piece of cheesecake and the restaurant was singing happy birthday to them.

"happy birthday guys. so cool that you all get to share it!" one of the waiters said. even though they were confused, they all said thank you.

"ok...ay?" josh said.

"the fuck was that?" dallon laughed.

"brendon told the waiter it was all our birthday so we got free cheesecake." ryan said, brendon proudly smiling as he ate his dessert.

"wow bro. smart." tyler nodded, eating his.

they finished eating, splitting the check before they all walked out to the parking lot.

"so, what now?" tyler asked.

"y'all wanna do something else?" ryan asked.

"we could hit up down town?" josh suggested.

"that sounds fun. y'all wanna do that?" ryan asked.

"sure, i need more people to see my outfit." brendon said.

"yeah let's go." dallon nodded.

"alright let's hit it." tyler said. they all climbed back into their carpool groups, driving over to downtown and parking. they paid the meters, before they met up and started walking down the busy street that was filled with many stores and tourist places.

"let's get a tattoo." brendon said to tyler, seeing the place.

"i can't bro. i'm not 18 yet." he said.

"shit, i'll get one." he said.

"bren are your parents gonna be okay with this?" ryan asked.

"if they don't know, yeah." he said, laughing.

"where would you get it? and what would you even get?" ryan asked.

"i can get one on my ass." he said. "and i don't know what yet."

"you really gonna do this?" tyler asked.

"yeah why the hell not." he shrugged, opening the door to the shop. everyone followed him in.

"i could get a weed leaf?" brendon said.

"a weed leaf. yeah that's something i could see being on your ass." tyler laughed.

"should i color it or just the outline?" he asked.

"what would you color it?" ryan asked.

"hey, i could color it the colors of the bisexual flag." he shrugged.

"yeah that'd be cool, do it!" ryan said.

"should i get another one?" he asked, smiling.

"not another ass one." josh laughed.

"nooo. i've always kinda wanted a lip one." brendon said.

"those are hot, you should get my name!" ryan gasped.

"oo i got an idea!" ryan gasped. "how about i get 'ryan's bitch' and then you get 'brendon's bitch'?" brendon said, everyone agreeing.

"you should ohmygod ry!" josh laughed. ryan turned 18 at the beginning of the year. brendon was held back a year in elementary school so he was gonna be 19 when he graduated. josh wouldn't turn 18 until school got out. emma turned 18 in march, and dallon would turn 18 in may. tyler turned 18 in december,  witch was 2 months away. it was october now.

"you know what, yolo lets do it." he shrugged. brendon shouted a hell yeah.

"damn i wanna do something." tyler frowned.

"get your ears pierced. that would be hot!" josh said. "just you're regular ones you don't have to have your mom."  (idk if that's true, but it is now)

"think i should?" tyler asked.

"yeah, you really should." josh nodded.

"alright, hey man ima get my ears pierced." tyler said to brendon, walking over to where they were setting up.

all the boys got their stuff, tylers ears pierced, ryan's lip tattoo, brendon's lip and ass tattoo.

"holy shit i can't believe y'all actually got all of that!" emma laughed.

they all went outside, josh recording tylers ears, then brendon's ass where he pulled his pants down a bit and showed them.

he took a picture of ryan and brendon's faces up close, with their lips pulled down.
'brendon's bitch'      and     'ryan's bitch'
was written neatly across their bottom lips.

"send me that." brendon said, ryan wanting it too. they both put it on their story's.

"man those are sexy." josh said, looking at the sparky new studs in tylers ears.

"now i just needa dye my hair blonde." tyler said.

"god that'd be hot. but dont, cause i don't wanna ruin the last virgin thing on your body." josh laughed.

the group walked around more, buying a few things from stores and everything. they made their way back to the vehicles, and drove back to ryan's house.

"well, imma head out." tyler said. "josh, you gonna stay with me tonight?" tyler asked.

"i can if you want me to." josh said.

"hell yeah i want you to. i'm gonna fuck the shit outta you too." tyler said, josh blushing.

"bye ry, bren." josh said, also saying bye to dallon and emma who were leaving.

they went back to tylers house, and i'm sure you can guess what happened next.

A/N: this was a FUN chapter