the group walked into waffle house, the old couples staring at them up and down because that's just what old people do.

they sat a the booth that wraps around the corner, ryan on one end, then brendon, tyler, josh, dallon, then emma.

"alright ima go to the bathroom and call my mom real quick, she needed to talk to me. babe if they come back get me what i always get and a water." ryan said, everyone nodding and not looking up from their menus.

"what are you gonna get?" tyler asked josh, who laid his head on tylers shoulder.

"everything." he said, looking at tyler with his stoner eyes.

"feel good?" tyler asked, josh smiling big and nodding.

"aye brendon, what was that one dudes name we played? that one bitchy guy." dallon asked.

"owen bright, why?" brendon asked.

"cause he just followed me on instagram." dallon laughed.

"he's a fuckin pussy." brendon shook his head. "don't follow him back."

"nah i ain't. he's got a girlfriend. she's kinda hot." he said, emma playfully hitting his shoulder. (side note, dallon is straight)

"he told me to shove a dick down my throat and i said, 'alright pull your pants down then' and winked at him." brendon laughed.

"yeah he was trash talkin me the whole time too. i mean damn he was a bitch." he said.

"i swear he's in the closet cause every time he would say something i'd turn it and say something about me fucking him or sucking his dick or some sexual shit and he would get all red faced and cuss the fuck out of me." he laughed.  "i said something back to him and he said 'why are you playing football you should be painting your nails' or some shit and i was like 'dude, if you want my cock so bad you can take it in the locker room after the game'." he said, everyone laughing.

"oh  he was for sure in the closet." josh nodded.

"trash talking is so fun, man." brendon said.

"hell yeah dude i never keep my mouth shut on the court or baseball field." tyler shook his head. "coach is always yelling at me for my attitude."

"some people just get so annoying like damn you gotta shut them up somehow." dallon laughed.

"i shot a layup over this guy once and got an and 1 and he was like 'stupid mother fucker you probably fuckin these refs to help you cheat' and he rammed his shoulder into me so i was like 'hell yeah i am, and i fucked your coach too' and just smiled at him, god he was pissed. they had a really young coach." tyler laughed.

"some of these guys get so mad like i mean i do it to  but there just always cussing each other out and all that typa shit. every time someone says something to me i'm just like 'why don't you come suck my dick, will that shut you up?" everyone laughed.

"fuck." brendon cursed, leaning his head back and breathing a bit. ryan slid up from under the table, wiping his mouth and taking a drink of his water.

"ryan how the actual fuck oh my god?!" josh asked.

"i said i was gonna call my mom and then waited for you all to be distracted and i just slid under the table cloth. sucked some dick." he shrugged.

"that's fuckin wack bro." tyler said, ryan smiling before he leaned over and kissed brendon.

the lady came by and brought all of their food, everybody digging in.

"ty, josh, you still high?" brendon asked.

"bro i'm fuckin souring bro i'm in the clouds." tyler said.

"i'm stoned." josh nodded, everyone laughing.

"that shits good ain't it." brendon said, tyler nodding.  "damnit ryan now my dicks all uncomfortable what the fuck did you do?" he said, reaching down.

"i don't know, what's wrong with it?" ryan asked.

"it's all cramped you put it in my boxers wrong you cunt." he said, trying to fix it.

"my bad,  i was getting hot down there." ryan said.

"hang on my moms calling everybody shut up." josh said, putting his phone to his ear."

"hello?" he said.

"hey honey, where are you?"

"i'm at waffle house with brendon ryan emma tyler and dallon."

"oh okay i was just wondering. can you pick up some ice cream on your way home?"

"yeah what kind?"

"vanilla. jordan wants some. tylers welcome to stay tonight if he wants to."

"alright. and he has to go home or he would. bye love you."

"love you." she said, josh hanging up. everyone awed when he said love you.

"what'd she want?" tyler asked.

"we need to stop at the store and get some vanilla ice cream for jordan. and she asked if you were gonna stay and i told her you had to go home." he said.

"oh, okay." he nodded.

"brendon whatcha doin tonight?" tyler asked.

"going home. you wanna come to mine or me go to yours?" he asked.

"come to mine, my mom said i gotta be home." he said.

"aight i gotta go shower and get clothes first." he said, tyler nodding.

tyler slid his hand to joshs thigh, squeezing it and pulling his leg over his own. josh blushed as he softly stroked his thumb across the skin.

"wanna bite?" tyler asked, holding the fork up.

"sure." he said, taking a bite of the waffle on his fork. josh got some eggs and bacon and toast.

"want some bacon?" josh said.

"nah i'm good." he shook his head. he grabbed his phone, josh seeing from the corner of his eye as tyler slightly turned his phone away and typed in his password. he kept it turned as he did something, turning it back just as he was clearing snapchat. he went to instagram next and liked a few photos before clearing that too and turning his phone off.

"i'm paying." brendon said.

"nuh uh you ain't paying for me bitch." tyler said.

"yeah me neither suck my cock." dallon said.

"too late, i got it." he said, pulling his card out.

"i'm not letting you." tyler shook his head. brendon called the waiter over, handing her his card quickly.

"fuck you." brendon smiled.

the lady brought back his card and the receipt. everyone finished eating, the group heading outside.

"thank you brendon." everyone told him.

"no problem i'm rich." he smiled, climbing in his truck.

"see ya later tyler." he said, before waving at everyone and leaving with ryan.

"bye man." tyler said to dallon. he said bye to emma also, before they climbed in the truck and started it.

"you wanna suck my dick real quick?" tyler asked, josh giggling.

"of course." he smiled, leaning over the console and pulled his pants down a bit.

A/N: this is so short sorry

concert tomorrowww

maybe i'll make a chapter on my one shots book and post a bunch of vids and stuff and tell y'all about it

y'all should really check it out ngl it's i got some good oneshots