65-note Piano Roll (early 1900s) Play the media and have yourself a sing along

If you go out in the woods today

and you certainly will, I know

you'd best move along without delay

go quickly, do not go slow

for I've heard the word the wolf is about

he's on the prowl there isn't a doubt

and your grandmother's house is quite a distance away-ay

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Everyone's watching out for him

they know he's hungry

and could easily catch you unaware

he's not particular who he eats

and if he gets you, you won't have a prayer

So don't you dare just gad about

keep a good eye out and

make sure that you always take care

because one false step and you'll be his dinner

one gulp and you'll be gone

because the wolf isn't one to share

I heard yesterday 'bout the three little pigs

they had to move in with their brother

one's house of straw the other of sticks

he blew down one after another

he tried to get down the chimney of bricks

but the three little pigs were up to his tricks

so now he's angrily making his way to your grandma's di-igs

(Chorus)

And while your at it watch out for bears

young Goldilocks wasn't so careful

she made the mistake of taking what's theirs

they came home and gave her an earful

they found her sleeping in one of their beds

she'd tried them all and rumpled the spreads

then without any regret the teddy bears had their share-ers

(Chorus)

Wolf followed a trail of cracker crumbs

deep into the tangled wood

Hansel and Gretel, a pair of dumdums

did what they though was good

if it wasn't for the brave seven dwarves

who saved them both from being first course

the brother and sister would've simply become postmortems

(Chorus)

Now Little Red got to her gran's habitation

the three little pigs were safe

honesty became Goldilock's to espouse

and Hansel and Gretel found faith

the seven dwarves returned to their mine

where Snow White felt they were spinning a line

and the wolf packed it in and headed a different direction

(Chorus)

The wolf discovered a shepherd's flock

adopting a sheep's disguise

he thought he was clever and being so smart

selected himself a prize

the shepherd needing meat for his meal

stabbed a sheep that let out a squeal

and the wolf realized he'd been wrong to pretend as livestock

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