Steffani Tuazon
02:03 AM

Steff:
YOU DID NOT

TELL ME YOU DIDN'T ASK KIO
A RAISE TO COURT ME

Linus:
I did

Steff:
OH MY GOD

You blackmailed him?????

Linus:
Yep

How's vacation?

Steff:
AND TELL ME YOU DIDN'T ASK HIM TO BRING ME WITH HIM JUST SO YOU CAN HAVE SOLO TIME WITH KUYA SPENCER

Linus:
Huh?

Steff:
Huh ka dyan

Huli ka na

Hawak ko account non

Linus:
What the heck

Stop invading his privacy

Steff:
Eh bakit kaya lang naman siya may facebook dahil sakin ah

Taong i-message yon

Wala naman siyang pake

Linus:
Still!

Steff:
Bakit ba lagi mo nalang tinatago relationship niyo ni kuya?

Nakakainsulto na kayo

Linus:
I just don't know how to say it

Steff:
"Steff kami na ng kuya mo"

"Steff we're talking again"

DUH???

Linus:
The rl we have rn is just confusing

Steff:
KAHIT NA

At least pasabi ka

Nagaalala ako ng sobra tapos
pa-secret secret kayo dyan

Kaya pala di na umuuwi yon dahil sayo na napunta?? Ikaw pumupunta??

Tignan mo hindi ko na alam nangyayari

Bakit nung kami ni kio kahit papano naman sinasabi ko kung okay kami o hindi. Kahit hindi detailed.

Dinadamay damay niyo pa asawa ko sa mga kalokohan niyo

Sumbong ko kayo kay daddy tapos babawiin ko na pagbubuild up ko kayo

Kala mo

Linus:
MAY ASAWA KA?

SI KIO?

WTF

Steff:
Mali lang ako ng type!!

Fiancé yon 😤

Bakit mo binabaliktad ha

Linus:
No

I don't believe you

Kasal na kayo?

Steff:
Kayo na ba ni kuya?

Linus:
So kasal ka na?

Steff:
KAYO NA NI KUYA?

Linus:
Since when did you get married?

Steff:
Kelan pa naging kayo ni kuya?

Linus:
Walang pupuntahan usapan natin

Steff:
Sumagot ka muna ng ayos

Linus:
Hindi pa kami

Kayo? Kasal na kayo?

Steff:
I-details mo

Ginalit mo na ako eh

Linus:
Kasal ka na, Steff?

Steff:
ANO BA?! TANONG NG TANONG

Linus:
Promise you'll answer me after I
tell you what happened?

Steff:
Deal

Linus:
We're not together yet

He's still busy but I think he's just trying to make his revenge kasi he's always 'nagpaparinig' that what I'm feeling right now is what he felt when I wasn't giving him time and attention

But it's getting better

I sleep in his condo. Guest's room.

Cook, do the laundry, do errands, shop, clean.

And working at night that's why
I'm still awake

Steff:
You're living in

BASICALLY

Linus:
He said it's fine

Steff:
Just yesterday

Linus:
You got married?

Steff:
Yes

Linus:
Wow

Steff:
Ikaw una nakaalam

We snatched someone from the
road as our witness

Linus:
That's messed up

Steff:
It was fun

Don't tell dad

Linus:
Yea i know

How about Spencer?

Steff:
Can you keep a secret from him?

I-secret mo muna

Linus:
I can't

Steff:
Jusko

Linus:
Tell him

Steff:
Can I ask about sex

Linus:
No

Steff:
Parang dati pumapayag ka ha

Nirarate ko pa nga depende sa itsura nila eh

Linus:
Rate your brother

Steff:
Madalas naman kapag ganyan chichika
ka muna ano ginawa niyo eh

Linus:
Wala naman kasing ginawa

Steff:
Totoo?

Linus:
Ik you're just asking the usual q kapag may ka-one night stand ako but it's just different now

I'll pass with the questions

Steff:
Okay, I understand

But is he like open with it?

How gay is he?

Linus:
He's chill

Steff:
Chill like 7/10?

Linus:
He's acting like normally

How gay is he?? Probably 10 coz
he got me now

Steff:
Is he clingy?

Linus:
Yes

Steff:
Super?

Linus:
Yes

Mas clingy sayo

Sometimes he just wanna hold my
finger while he's working

Yk, just for the sake of holding me

Steff:
That's so cute 🥺

Linus:
I know

I love it when he does that

Steff:
Is he talkative?

Wala pa kasi siyang pinapakilala na kahit sino sa family kaya super curious ako

Linus:
He likes ranting

Magrereklamo muna bago magtrabaho. Sometimes when he's pissed, he'll curse a lot then proceed to work after like nothing happened

Steff:
He's losing his cool in front of you???

He's never done that kahit samin

Linus:
I was shocked at first

I thought I'll have a hard time calming
him down but it's just pretty easy

Sometimes it's food, sometimes it's my hug, sometimes just head pats, or just words

Steff:
Ang cute grabe 🥺

Linus:
And he likes it when I'm cooking kasi sa inyo daw dati siya nagluluto

So I'm really cooking a lot these days

Steff:
Oo, hindi naman ako magaling magluto eh

Siya talaga nagluluto dati

Linus:
Ginagawa akong katulong

Steff:
AY?? HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

Linus:
Jk

Steff:
BAKIT PARANG HINDI NAMAN MEANT AS JOKE YON

Linus:
It's really a joke

Wag mong sasabihin sa kanya

Steff:
WHAAAT HAHAHAHAHHA

SO TOTOOO?

Linus:
Cooperate

Steff:
HAHAHAHAHHAHA OKAY

Linus:
Thanks