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SteffTuazon

Steff:
Brrrooooooo that tattoo is so
malandi tignan

Linus:
Is it good?

Steff:
Who maaade thaat

Linus:
Grant

Steff:
The one night guy?

Linus:
Yea

Steff:
Sooo there's already a connection

Magandaaaaa!!!

Linus:
Thanks

He did a good job honestly

Steff:
Are you friends nowww?

Linus:
He's persistent

Steff:
Sooo friendssssss

Linus:
I guess

Not like our friendship so this is like acquaintance typa thing

Steff:
It's fine, di ako nagseselos

He's your future, I'm chill

Linus:
Shut up

Steff:
But daaaaamn yung tattoo ang ganda

Your back's a bit messy

Parang after sex situation

Linus:
Is it obvious?

It's a bit red honestly

Steff:
Kaya naka b/w?

Linus:
Yes

And also because it's kinda
painful kaya reddish

Steff:
Sus nagka-part 2 nga ata kayo

Linus:
No

We ate

Steff:
Ano?

Linus:
He cooked dinner

Steff:
Masarap?

Linus:
Yea

Steff:
HAHAHAHAHAHHA

Linus:
Why?

Steff:
Wala naman

Kelan next?

Linus:
Idk he's busy too

And I have a lot of pending works

Steff:
Alam mo ba si kuyaaaaa

Linus:
What

Steff:
Tinanong ka sakin

Bumisita kaninang umaga
tapos hinanap ka. Parang ikaw nga talaga pakay kanina eh

Linus:
Bakit?

Steff:
He looks sorry

May nangyari pa ba? Bakit parang ang tagal ng process ng pangyayari sa kanya

Kanina lang gusto magsorry

Linus:
Nothing

Steff:
Ano ngaaaaaa

Linus:
I said nothing

Steff:
Nagmomol kayo?

Linus:
You always think about sex

Steff:
Kasi malandi ka eh

Linus:
Nothing happened

Bro he's homophobic, don't expct things

Steff:
Ano nga nangyari?

Linus:
Okay but don't speak about
this ever again

Steff:
Yes sir

Linus:
Do you promise

Steff:
I PROMISE

Linus:
I thought it was a dream

I can barely remember

But I was at the plane when I saw
that as a real one, not a dream

Steff:
Sex?

Linus:
Shut up steff

Steff:
SEX?

Linus:
No

Steff:
He wasn't drunk right? So momol?

Imposibleng sex habang hindi lasing si kuya?? medyo suspicious masyado

Linus:
STEFF

Steff:
SO HE'S GAY

Linus:
STEFFANI SHUT UP

Steff:
Okay sorry

Ano na

Ang tagal kasi tangina

Linus:
We slept in one bed

Steff:
OSHIT

COUPLE CORNY SHIT???

Linus:
Fuck disgusting

Steff:
AKALA KO WILD KA

ASAN NA

Linus:
I CAN BARELY REMEMBER

Steff:
LINUS WTF WITH MY BROTHER?

DID YOU CUDDLE?

EW

Linus:
Steff you need to slow down
words or I'll block you

Steff:
WHAT THE HELL

Linus:
Hindi na ako babalik dyan

Steff:
Nakalimutan kong para kang bata kapag lasing. So he literally treated you like a baby?

And you think he's homophobic

You did all that and you think he's homophobic?!!!!!

Linus:
Steffani. Shut. Up.

Steff:
Boooooo!!

Yk what he said?

Linus:
?

Steff:
"When's he coming back?"

Linus:
Never

Steff:
My brother's confused as fuck

Lmao

Linus:
?

Steff:
And also frustrated

Uwi ka na

Linus:
It was funny because he was really confused but I feel scared instead

Steff:
Binaba mo kasi ata to the ground yung walls mo sa
taong hindi mo naman sure kung gay o hindi

Tapang mo

Linus:
He didn't push me

Steff:
Thank god he didn't.

So uwi ka na?

Linus:
No

Give me a few more days

Steff:
Istg yung aircon may multo talaga

Linus:
How many times do I have to tell you the sound of the aircon depends on whether it's on or off

Steff:
Uy katakot pa rin kapag gabi

Linus:
Are you cleaning the balcony?

Steff:
Oo naman

Linus:
That's good

I'll see you when I get back

Steff:
😞

Linus:
I'll be back soon

Take care

Steff:
Inggat din😞

Linus:
Cmon

Steff:
Hshshshshhs byee inggat ngaaa

Linus:
Alright