[a/n] please hide your children again... This isn't exactly smut but it kinda is I know I'm dirrrrrrty I'm sorry I love you but the way has anyone else seen Dan and Phil trying to dab? I laughed so hard.

~Dans POV~

"S-so your with me?" I stuttered and fake smiled

"Looks like I am baby boy" he smirked and sat down

I sighed and sat next to him putting my head in my hands

Just perfect I thought.

"Hey Daniel would you like to have dinner with us? We're having roasted chicken" she shut the oven and began to wash her hands.

"Sure I'll just have to let my dad know" I pulled out my phone and texted my dad.

Dan: hey dad I'm going to be staying at Phils for dinner is that alright?

Dad: oh sure son! Wow That Phil boy is so nice, I have a business dinner to go to do they mind if you spend the night and they can take you to the bus tomorrow for camp?

I sighed and clenched my teeth

"Um Mrs. Anni, may I spend the night tonight? My father is busy with work and stuff"

"Of course Daniel" she smiled bright enough to light up the city in a power outage.

Dan: she said it's okay

Dad: okay I'll have Ralf drop off your suitcase [A/N: Ralf is their butler]

I sighed heavily and locked my phone.

"So you spending the night pretty face?" Phil said dreamily, staring at my face and giggling.

"Yea" I breathed out, avoiding his gaze.

•••

After dinner me and Phil went up to his room and sat on opposite sides of Phils bed just on our phones.

I was playing Tetris.

I didn't know what Phil was doing

Probably looking at porn or something.. I thought.

"Did you know that the female lion does 90% of the hunting in a pride?" Phil chimed out of the blue.

Well I guess it's not porn

"No I didn't know that, what are you doing?" I ask.

"Reading on buzzfeed about lions, the worlds greatest animal" he smiled and laid down.

I scoffed and laughed.

"What was that about?" He asked me, confusion and annoyance planted in his voice.

I laughed some more "oh nothing, I just thought you'd be watching porn or reading smut or something" I giggled some more.

Phil immediately sat up and shot me a look that I couldn't quite recognize.

"What?" I ask in defense, slowing down my giggles.

"That hurt Dan" he said very seriously.

"What?" I was so confused

"I've never watched porn in my life Dan" he said in the same emotionless tone, glaring at me like I just murdered someone.

"Phil no offense but you don't look like the kind of person that would read about lions in your free time"

The room stayed silent, too silent.

"Have you?" He asked

"Have I what?" I replied, setting my phone down to give him my full attention.

"Watched porn" he finished

"Of course I have i thought everyone at least watched porn sometime in their life" I folded my arms and looked away, hiding the blush that was creeping into my cheeks.

"I mean...sure I've had sex before lot of times actually-"

"Ew Phil" I cut him off

"Oh come on you know you want it" he nudged me and I turned a deeper shade of red

"Shut up" I retorted, moving away slightly.

He just scoffed and continued talking

"So as I was saying, I've had lots of sex but I've never actually gotten off to porn before"

I laughed loudly, he just stayed silent and he looked sort of ashamed.

"Phil we are watching it" I said and grabbed his laptop, loading up a porn website before clicking on the first video I saw.

"Dan-I'm...I don't know about this" he scooted so his head was resting against the headboard and I laid next to him, setting the laptop in between us.

There were these 2 guys named Nathan and Preston. They seemed to be boyfriends.

They were in a bedroom only in their boxers when they started making out rather intense...

One of them got on the bed and began to strip, showing off his hard-on before the other did the same

When they were both fully naked one of them grabbed something from under the bed and poured some onto his fingers, sticking one digit into the other mans hole

I couldn't help but feel slightly aroused, but who wouldn't? This is porn it's meant to make you hard.

I looked over at Phil who was just watching with a blank expression on his face.

He kept adding more fingers until it got to 3, pulling them out and rubbing the substance all over his neglected penis.

He then lined himself up with his boyfriend and thrusted in, making the other guy moan his name quite loudly.

"S-shit Nathan, s-so good" he moaned.

I felt my semi hard-on become a flat out erection when he started thrusting at a faster pace.

The guy moaned extremely loud followed by a squeal which meant he hit his prostate.

"Shi- Preston I'm gonna-"

I shut the laptop as quick as I can and threw it off the bed, blushing like mad.

I looked over at Phil who was wide eyed with an obvious budge in his pants.

"Sorry Phil that was a bad idea" I said, getting up and trying to hide my erection

"It's okay Dan" he threw the blanket over himself to hide his problem

"I uh...have to go to the bathroom" I said embarrassed, shooting out of the room and making my way down the hall...

Grandma naked grandma naked I kept thinking my myself and my pants became loose again.

I sighed and splashed cold water on my face

Well at least now I know I'm definitely gay.

When I was done calming myself down I made my way back to Phil's room

Bad idea

I walked in on him wanking

Oh god Phil why couldn't you have just thought about your grandma like I did!

It wasn't exactly a bad sight to walk in on... The way his hair was slightly messy and his face was screwed up in pleasure with beads of sweat forming on his for head.

I just stood there watching, the door slightly open but not enough for him to notice me.

He was whimpering and biting his lip to hold back moans

Then suddenly he came, not that I would've noticed, I was to busy looking at his facial expression to notice.

He got up and I quickly ran back to the bathroom.

He cannot know I was watching him that would be so embarrassing.

After about 5 minutes, when I was sure he was done, I made my way back into his room.

I was greeted with a Phil in Cookie Monster pajamas on his laptop, he took out his piercings and was shirtless with a pair of glasses on.

Man he has so many tattoos...they're all so beautiful and compliment his six pac-

Stop thinking Dan!

I sat down on the beanbag and plugged in my phone.

Phil noticed my presence and shut his laptop walking over and sat down next to me.

"Did you enjoy the show?" He said with a smirk.

I went completely red and hid my face in my hands.

He knew I was there? How? He didn't look up once!

"Aww come on baby boy don't be embarrassed, you were bound to see me naked anyways, it's a shame I didn't get to see you naked we could be had se-"

"SHUT UP" I interrupted him.

"I'm sorry Phil- I was coming back from the bathroom and-"

"Yea Dan it's fine you don't need to explain it to me" he giggled and got up, getting into his bed and pulling the covers over himself

"My pajamas are in the top drawer" he pointed and plugged in his headphones.

I nodded and grabbed a big white long sleeve shirt, taking off my sweater and jeans before pulling on the shirt.

"Hey Dan can I ask you something" he said, an obvious smirk on his face.

"What Phil?" I said laying in the beanbag and pulling a blanket up over me.

"Did you like what you saw when-"

"Go to sleep Phil" I said and he sighed, turning off the light

"Night Dan"

"Night Phil"

>~<

(A/N) hi sorry it's been a while I've been sick and I have lots of homework so yeah  anyways ya I know this chapter was all over the place and NO I DID NOT WATCH PORN TO WRITE THIS!!! And yea it was bound to get sexual soon but there's more to come I promise >•< so anyways I'm thinking about ending this book around 25 chapters? Idk we shall see where this takes me

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