It was Wednesday fuck...

You know what that means! Fucking bible study group tonight yay, fuck...

To be honest I was nervous as hell...

What if no one shows up?

What if I fall asleep?

What if I accidentally swear? In front of everyone?

Holy fuck what if that Howell kid shows up? God damnit!

I got up and got ready for school, skipping breakfast and driving off.

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"Hey Phil!" I grid called out to me.

"Sup" I said coolly

"Here I'll walk you to English" she grabbed my hand and started leading me along the hallway.

"Sooooo got any school-girl crushes?" She said bluntly out of the blue

"Hah man you sure are blunt sweet cheeks, and no ones caught me eye yet... Except for one person"

"WHO!" She practically screamed in my face.

"Nuh uh it's a secret" I said playfully pretending to zip my mouth.

We finally arrived to English and took our seats.

"Please tell me! I'll tell you mine if you tell me yours" she exclaimed rather loudly

"Okay what's yours then?" I ask, folding my arms over my chest and glaring at her.

She blushed and looked away. "K don't tell anyone but I have a teeny tiny crush on Jenna" she covered her face in her hands to cover her blush

"Aww cuuuuute!" I exclaim throwing my hands in the air

Who the fuck is Jenna?

just then Dan Howell walked in, wearing a pastel blue sweater and a pink tie that matched his pink Doc Martins

God he's definitely something...

I must of been staring because Ingrid snapped her fingers in my face.

"Hello earth to Phil" she waved her hand in front of my face

I looked back at her and smirked, "I'm back bitch" i said quietly

"Oh Phil please don't use the B word..." She frowned

"Why not? I say it all the time! Bitch bitch bitch bish biatch" Dan must of heard me because his eyes widened and he tapped my shoulder.

"Dude stop, swearing its wrong and it's a sin" he said quietly

I looked in his direction and smirked.

"So what Howell? I am a sinner" I retorted, sending him a wink.

His ears tuned pink and he looked away, biting the inside of his cheek and twiddling with his thumbs

"So Phil who's your crush?" Ingrid was on the edge of her seat, staring at me intensely, I just laughed in response leaning in close

"Okay okay my crush is-"

DIIIING!

The bell cut me off, Ingrid sighed and I just shrugged and mouthed a 'sorry'.

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I was basically eye-raping Dan all English, he just looked so cute...no I take that back, he looked fucking adorable! With his little pink shoes and black skinny jeans that we're practically painted on. It's like he wants me to rip all those pretty clothes off and fuck him right against the wall Jesus Christ!

No homo tho am I right?

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After English the rest of the day was pretty much a blur... That was until bible class...

"Alright um Phil can I have those letters I sent you home with" the teacher chimed

I smiled and took them out of my bag, handing setting them down on his desk and making my way to the back of the class.

"Okay class! I have a special announcement, since Phil now knows everything about you guys I was thinking we could do a buddy project? So I already picked your partners for you and I will explain what we are going to do in a minute"

He picked up a clipboard and put on a pair of glasses

"Caspar your with Mark, joe your with Alfie, Joey your with Shane, Troy your with Connor, jack your with Felix, Dan your with Marcus and Phil your with Tyler" the teacher called out.

Tyler immediately turned around and faced me, he looked like a deer caught in the headlights, I just smirked and playfully cracked my knuckles as he turned back around still as stiff as a board.

Fuck, I wish I had gotten Dan for this assignment, but God just had to make it so I was paired up with the asshat who I beat up the other day...

Poor Ty Ty, he looks so scared of me

But he should be

They all should be...

(A/N) hi, sorry this is so short...IM SO FUCKING HAPPY WE ARE ALMOST AT 200 READS GAHHHHHHH! Thank you guys so much

*bakes you guys cake because your freaking amazing as hell*

Bye