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meET NEPTUNE
*SON OF URSULA

*CHUBBY EEL BABY

*HAS A BUNCH OF PET SHARKS BUT THEIR RLLY RLLY SMOL LIKE SMOL FISHES

*HAS A COOL LAIR HE LIVES IN

*GRUMPY BOI HE DO NOT SOCIALISE AND HE GETS SNAPPY A LOT

*THINKS HES SPOOPY BUT HES JUST A 22 YEAR OLD CHUBBY MAN EEL WITH BLOTCHY SKIN UR NOT FOOLING ANYONE NEP

*trips in water

*HES SO ANGRY ONLY BC HIS ANXIETY IS SHIT SO HE RELEASES IT LIKE ANGER

*his mom ded and he rlly doesnt care
-like the amount of fucks he gives is kinda insulting

*IS P INSECURE AND DOESNT WANT PPL TO THINK HES JUST A DICK OK LISTEN HES MORE THAN A DICK

CASPIAN

-SON OF ARIEL

-WAS RAISED BY HIS COPIUS AMOUNTS OF AUNTS AND TRITAN BC ARIEL LEFT HIM BEHIND BY ACCIDENT

-ACTUALLY LOVES LIVING UNDERWATER N SHIT HE IS A FISHY FISH AND LOVES ALL THE FISHIES

-the starfish he wears has been dead for 3 years but he just thinks its quiet

-P AVERAGE BUILD FOR AN 18 YEAR OLD

-"!!!!goshie!!!!hello???? hru!!!??? im Caspian!!!!!"

-he loves basically everything that can move and walk and talk

-he likes seashells a lot

-HE IS SO OBLIVIOUS ITS NOT EVEN FUNNY OKAY ITS CONCERNING

-cares 2 much about his friends and wants 2 make the entire ocean happy and content

AND AND AND AND THEIR SO CUTE TOGETHER???? LIKE???? OMG???

CAPSIAN JUST WANTS 2 HELP NEPTUNE AND TO BE HIS FRIEND AND HE GETS SO SQUEAKY AND CALLS HIM SHIT LIKE "NEPPY POO" AND NEPTUNES JUST
"tritan plz help me"
AND NEPTUNE ALWAYS ACTS LIKE HES TUFF AND ALL BUT WHEN HES ALONE WITH CASPIAN THERES A LOT OF KISSING
CASPIAN ALWAYS BREAKS SOMETHING IN THE PROCESS OF FLOATING IN HIS LAIR BUT ITS OK HES HIS BB UWU
(even though neptune is lowkey angry)

AND AND AND AND AND THERES? ???A HIGHSCHOOL AU?????????GOSHIE

NEPTUNE WAS CASPIANS OLD BULLY BACK IN THE THIRD GRADE AND WAS SO MEAN TO HIM BUT THEN CASPIAN GOES TO HIS HIGHSCHOOL AND AT THE START ITS JUST

capsian: *anxiety screaming*
neptune: dude,,,,why r u so scared,,,,,im just a junior, ,,,
capsian: do you not remember me
neptune: lol ive never met u
capsian: its caspian.
neptune: HoLy SHiTLORD CHRIST HE LLO

AT THE START CAPSIAN IS BATSHIT TERRORFIED OF NEPTUNE STILL BUT THEN THEY BECOME P CHILL WITH EACHOTHER AND NEPTUNE THEN GETS THE "o SHIT im a homosexual" mind message

gah i could go on and on and on and on and on
welcome 2 ur new daily members next 2 rin and LT