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There's something about during the final moments of life that really get a person thinking.
There's this moment, right at the end, where everything kind of slows down and your whole life doesn't exactly flash before your eyes, but it's more like you start thinking about things differently.
It's like all the noise fades away, and you're left with your thoughts, the real ones, not the day-to-day stuff. You think about the people you loved, the moments that really mattered, and maybe the things you wish you'd done differently. It's not as dramatic as movies make it out to be; it's quieter, more personal. It's just this profound, introspective pause where life's true value kind of sneaks up on you.
Y/N was on his knees, a feeling of deep alarm coursing through him as he coughed up foam, an unexpected and terrifying development. Confusion clouded his thoughts, a storm of unanswered questions and fears swirling in his mind.
He didn't realize the severity of his condition—that he was dying—but the distressing physical symptoms told him something was gravely wrong. In a desperate attempt to make sense of his deteriorating state, his thoughts raced back to the drug he'd taken, the one promised to temporarily suspend his autism.
He clung to the theory of a relapse, a side effect or a withdrawal he hadn't been warned about, unable to grasp the true peril he was in.
Struggling with each movement, Y/N managed to drag himself across the floor, his vision blurring as he aimed for the set of feet that had appeared before him. With every ounce of strength left, he reached up, a silent plea in his eyes as he tried to form the words, urging the figure above him to call a doctor. His voice was barely a whisper, choked by the effort and the distress of his condition, as he fought to communicate the urgency of his need for medical attention.
???: Sorry about this. Just, really sorry. It's nothing personal.
What happened next, Y/N heard the click of a gun, then... if it was any consolation, he went so quick he didn't feel any pain. We wasn't 100% sure if it was the bullet that killed him or whatever it was, he drank.
Y/N gasped as he woke up in another room.
Y/N: What? Where...where am I? Oh. Hello? Miss? Where am I?
Now
In Vox's surveillance room, as overlapping videos from various cameras stationed around the Hazbin Hotel play on the screens stationed around him. Vox himself is sitting in his office chair, watching them all while drinking from his mug.
Sir Pentious: Teamwork makes the dream work!
Y/N: Yes!
Vox: No fucking way! They're going to fight? Oh, my god. Hahahaha! Oh, looks like your little hotel didn't work out so well.
He watches a screen with Alastor on it, which glitches slightly.
Vox: Oh, Alastor, I cannot wait to watch you get FUCKED! Ahahahaha!
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The cannibals all gathered outside the hotel, practising with their weapons. As Charlie watches them all from the hotel's entrance, Vaggie comes up to her.
Charlie: Oh, I wish my mom were here to see this.
Vaggie: The cannibals seem ready to fight. Are we?
Sir Pentious bursts out of the hotel's doors, wearing a Victorian-style British army uniform and looking proud of himself.
Sir Pentious: Fear not, damsels. I shall have the staff ready for victorious combat! Private Fritz, are you ready?
Y/N: Ready, sir.
Y/N walked out in his old assassin suit.
He had a AS Val
Two revolvers
Tommy Gun
And a hunting knife
Y/N: Um, hey, what do you think of this?
Charlie and Vaggie blushed as they gazed at Y/N. Both of them are visibly flustered, their cheeks tinged with a rosy hue as they gaze at him with a mixture of love, lust, and admiration.
Charlie: Wow, Y/N, you look really, uh, cool in that.
Y/N: Thank you. Best part is, it's Tuesday, so I'm supposed to wear green.
Vaggie: Yeah, uh, it suits you... a lot. And Pentious, what in the hell are you supposed to be?
Sir Pentious: General Pentious, reporting for duty. Private Fritz to help! We'll turn those rapscallions into soldiers in no time at all!
Charlie: Thank you, Pen.
Sir Pentious snapped his fingers and Y/N's trains rolled up, all of them being driven by cannibals. The keys given to Sir Pentious took him to a shed of Y/N's, holding trains Vox didn't find and scrap.
The steam engines are perfect replicas of the Thomas and Friends steam engines, each detailed to perfection with their unique colors, numbers, and train models.
The steam engines are meticulously crafted replicas of the iconic Thomas and Friends characters. Among them are models of Thomas, Percy, James, Gordon, Henry, Edward, Toby, Neville, Duck, Donald, and Douglas. The diesel engines include models of Diesel, Arry, Bert, and BoCo.
Vaggie: I thought Vox scrapped all your trains.
Y/N: Yeah, Vox did scrap most of them. But I always keep my favorites tucked away.
Sir Pentious: How do they move?
Y/N: Oh, they're fully functional! I've attached rails to the engines so they can move anywhere. It's quite fascinating, really. They are also all attached with guns, flamethrowers, boomerangs, and crossbows.
Niffty, running around the hotel's entrance, now runs up to Y/N, and Pentious. She looked at Y/N and smiled in lust.
Niffty: What can I do to help?
Sir Pentious: I'm glad, you asked, soldier. The base needs fortifications. Reinforce the southern wall! Create a moat around the perimeter to stop a ground assault.
Niffty blinks up at Pentious, having no idea what he just said.
Charlie: How about this. If you see an angel, stab it!
Charlie hands Niffty a small blade.
Niffty sees Angel Dust a few metres away, and, thinking that Angel Dust is what Charlie meant, runs towards him with her knife.
Niffty: Stab! Stab! Stab!
Angel Dust: Hey, hey, hey, hey!
He climbs up the pole he was leaning on.
Y/N: Not him!
As Niffty runs off to find other things to stab, Angel does a flip and lands on the ground, before walking over to stand with Charlie, Vaggie and Pentious.
Vaggie: Listen up, sinners! We've got 24 hours before the Extermination begins. Let's get to work.
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As the cannibals and the hotel's residents begin training to fight, Vox continues to watch them all train from his surveillance room.
Vox: Oh, they suck. Oh, they suck so bad! Oh, God. They're gonna fucking die! They're- they're gonna die.
He looked and saw Velvette leaving.
Vox: Where are you going?
Velvette: OUT! Why do you care?
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Back at the hotel, Charlie is holding Alastor's microphone, preparing to give a speech to the cannibals and the hotel's residents.
Charlie: Hello? I want to thank everyone for coming. Even people who aren't staying here yet...Cherri.
Cherri Bomb: Look, I can't resist a fight, okay? Especially when I get to tag team with these fuckheads.
She wraps arm around Angel, who smiles, and one around Y/N, who looked like he didn't like being touched.
Charlie: Tomorrow, the Exorcist Angels will face a Hell ready to defend itself and win!
Vaggie: Yeah! Yeah, we will! Tell 'em, baby!
Y/N: Yay Charlie....
Charlie: Yes! And we are-we are going to win! But in case we don't, I want you all to know... that getting to know you has been the biggest honor of my life. Whatever redemption really means, I know you all tried. I have seen the good in all of you. And it's...I-I'm just...I love you all, so much, and-and live tonight however you want because-
Niffty: We're all gonna die!
Y/N whimpered and covered his face with his hands. Cherri patted his back.
Vaggie: Alright! Let's give it up for not dying! Love not dying. Drinks?
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Inside the hotel, the gang are sharing drinks, talking and laughing with one another.
Vaggie: I mean, personally, I'm excited. It's been a while since I stabbed anyone and really meant it, you know what I mean?
Cherri Bomb: Cheers, bitches!
Husk: Yeah!
Angel Dust: Here's to us!
Y/N: Yay...?
Angel Dust: Come on, man. You can gather more enthusiasm than that.
Y/N:...Yay.
Cherri kissed his cheek.
Cherri: We'll work on it.
Sir Pentious: Here's to being alive today and not dying tomorrow!
Alastor and Niffty watch the rest of the group drinking from the mezzanine
Alastor: Ah, the celebratory night before a courageous last stand. It's been a surprising thrill to witness these wayward souls find connection. Almost makes one sentimental, eh, Niffty?
Niffty: I really like them, Alastor. They let me put on roach puppet shows without booing!
Alastor: Ah, an enjoyable collective to be around. I admit one could get accustomed.
Niffty hops on top of Alastor's head and places a crown made of roaches and sticks on his head.
Niffty: I dub thee, King Roach.
Alastor: Oh, to understand your twisted little mind!
Alastor and Niffty begin laughing maniacally together, signalling that they possibly do understand each other's twisted little minds.
Meanwhile, Angel is sitting by the parlor as Husk pours him a drink.
Husk: Last day of afterlife, and you're not off snorting a line off some hunk's abs?
Angel Dust: Eh, you fucked one cannibal pool boy, you fucked 'em all.
Husk: I guess you have changed.
Angel Dust: Hey, Charlie said live tonight however we wanted... so pour me a fresh one, and let's get to living!
As Husk pours Angel another drink, Pentious tentatively approaches Cherri Bomb, who is talking to Vaggie.
Sir Pentious: Miss Bomb? Cherri?
Cherri Bomb: Yeah?
Sir Pentious: I want to tell you that I...I love...I'd love to wish you good luck in the battle ahead.
He shakes Cherri's hand.
Cherri Bomb: Okay.
Sir Pentious: You are...have always been a worthy opponent. With the most...brilliant explosive contraptions I've ever seen.
Cherri Bomb: Uh...thanks?
Sir Pentious: Anyway, I guess...please don't die tomorrow. Okay, bye!
Sir Pentious runs away as Angel comes up to Cherri, passing her a shot.
Angel Dust: You know, you could totally tap him and Y/N.
Cherri Bomb: Tss, don't be gross.
Angel Dust: Cuz, you know, I hear Pentious got 2 dicks.
Cherri looks back at Pentious
Cherri Bomb: Huh.
Y/N was sitting at the bar as he was drinking a Ginger Ale.
Cherri Bomb sat down next to him.
Cherri: Hey there, sugar. Youbready for tomorrow? Just think of it as just another day in hell, after all.
Y/N: I'm just...scared.
Cherri: Ah, don't sweat it, darling. You've got this! And if you need a little distraction tonight, I'm always here to help take your mind off things~.
Y/N blushed.
Y/N: What do you mean?
Cherri: Oh, you know, just some fun and games to help you relax. Maybe a little dance, a little drink... whatever you're into, sugar. I'm also wearing your favorite lingerie under here~.
Y/N blushed.
Cherri: Do you even dance?
Y/N: N-not...really.
Cherri: Well, tonight, you're gonna be a dancing machine.
Y/N: Wait, what?
Cherri leads Y/N to the lobby, where she cranks up the punk rock music. She takes his hands and starts moving to the beat, encouraging him to let loose and follow her lead. Y/N hesitantly begins to move to the music, his movements awkward at first but gradually loosening up as he gets into the rhythm.
Cherri guides him through the steps, laughing and cheering him on as they dance together in the colorful glow of the hotel lights.
Cherri: See? You're doing great, sweetheart. Just let loose and have fun. No one's judging you here.
As they continue dancing, Y/N starts to feel more comfortable and confident. Cherri's infectious energy and encouragement help him let go of his inhibitions, and soon he's moving with more fluidity and enthusiasm. They twirl and spin around the lobby, their laughter mingling with the pulsing beat of the music.
Meanwhile, Husk, Angel Dust, and Sir Pentious were watching.
Husk chuckles and nods.
Husk: Yeah, they do make a cute pair.
Angel Dust: Totally. But I kinda see Y/N with Vaggie, you know? They've got that whole opposites-attract thing going on.
Sir Pentious: Hmm, I think Y/N and Charlie have better chemistry.
Husk: Well, they all got potential. Y/N's being himself, and they love him.
That's when the door opened and Velvette walked in.
Angel Dust: Oh look, bratty brat, decided to join.
Velvette narrows her eyes as she watches Y/N dancing with Cherri, feeling a surge of jealousy bubbling up inside her. She clenches her fists and bites her lip, unable to tear her gaze away from the scene unfolding before her.
Velvette strides over and inserts herself into the dance, cutting in between Y/N and Cherri with a determined look on her face. She grabs Y/N's hand, pulling him away from Cherri and into her arms, determined to reclaim his attention for herself.
Y/N: Oh...hi Velvette.
Cherri: You? What the fuck are you doing?
Velvette: Just showing him how a real woman loves, darling.
Velvette kissed Y/N on the cheek.
Cherri: Two can play at that game.
She kissed Y/N as well.
Y/N: Girls?
Velvette grabs Y/N's hand and pulls him closer, leaning in to whisper something in his ear. This caused Y/N to blush.
Cherri: Oi, what's all this then? You trying to muscle in on my boyfriend, Velvette?
Velvette: Oh please, like you're any better! Flirting with him left and right, like it's some kind of game.
Cherri: At least I'm honest about it. Unlike some people who can't seem to decide what they want.
Velvette: Excuse me? I know exactly what I want, and it's not some shallow fling like you.
Cherri: Shallow? Please, you're just jealous because you can't handle a little competition. You're the one throwing yourself at him like a desperate housewife.
Velvette: Competition? Ha! I don't see you as competition, sweetheart. You're just a distraction.
Cherri: Oh, is that why you keep trying so hard to get his attention? Because you don't see me as competition? Sure, that makes total sense.
Velvette: Competition? Ha! I don't see you making any real moves. Just stick to your usual flirty banter and leave Y/N to someone who actually cares about him.
Cherri: Cares about him? You don't know the first thing about caring, sweetheart. You're just jealous because I know how to have fun, and you're stuck playing the same old game.
Velvette: I genuinely love him.
Cherri: Sure you do. Just like you genuinely liked the last dozen demons you flirted with.
Velvette: That's not fair! I have real feelings for him!
Cherri: And I don't? Give me a break.
Y/N: Um, guys...
Cherri: "See? You're making him uncomfortable. Just ease off a bit."
Velvette: He's uncomfortable because of your constant flirting!
Angel Dust: You know, you three could always have a threesome.
The two girls looked at Angel. Y/N took this as his cue to run, but both girls held his hands, ensuring that he didn't escape.
Cherri looked at Velvette, and shrug that she really wasn't into girls. Velvette looked over Cherri and shrugged.
They then turn their attention to Y/N, and looked at him with love and lust. Cherri moved one of his hands to her tits, and Velvette moved his other hand to her leg.
Husk: I saw what that was, you were trying to buy him time to escape.
Angel Dust: Yep.
Husk: Not expecting them to grab him?
Angel Dust: Nope. Though maybe might be better this way. I'm afraid they'd shoot him going over the wall.
Y/N: Help....
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Charlie was standing outside Angel's bedroom door. A few photos of Angel and the rest of the group are stuck to his door. Charlie, looks at them, smiling, before realising that she might never see them again if they lose the battle tomorrow, and begins to break down and cry.
Vaggie: Charlie?
Charlie turns to see Vaggie standing in the corridor, watching her. Charlie turns away from her.
Charlie: I'm sorry...I'm...I'm just so scared. What if we lose?
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Charlie and Vaggie hold each other close and kiss as the camera slowly pans away from the two of them.
Y/N: Wait! Cherri! Velvette! W-we can talk about this!
Charlie and Vaggie looked and saw Cherri carrying Y/N bridal style.
Cherri: We promise, we won't be rough.
Vaggie: What's going on?
Y/N: They wanna...well...I really can't say it. But they wanna...make love to me. Both. At the same time.
Vaggie: Wait what?!?
Charlie : Well, we were hoping to spend time with Y/N too. Maybe we could share? We did agree to that with this harem.
Vaggie: Listen, Velvette, I'm tired of having to fight for Y/N's attention every time you come around.
Velvette: Well, maybe if you let him have some space once in a while, he wouldn't be so drawn to me.
Charlie: That's not fair, Velvette. Y/N lives with us, so of course, we spend a lot of time together.
Velvette: Exactly! Which means you have plenty of time to win him over. But when he's out here, he's fair game.
Cherri: Come on, Vaggie. You can't expect us to just sit back and watch while you hog all the fun.
Vaggie: It's not about fun, Cherri. It's about respecting boundaries and giving Y/N the space he needs.
Charlie: Exactly. We all care about Y/N, but we need to let him decide who he wants to spend time with.
Y/N, feeling overwhelmed by the tension between Cherri, Velvette, Charlie, and Vaggie, instinctively retreats to a quiet corner.
Y/N curls up on the floor, seeking refuge in the familiar sensation of rocking back and forth.
Charlie, Vaggie, Cherri, and Velvette notice Y/N's distress and immediately rush to his side, each offering their own form of comfort. Charlie kneels down beside him, gently stroking his back and whispering soothing words to calm his racing thoughts. Vaggie places a hand on his shoulder, offering silent support and understanding. Cherri crouches down, offering a reassuring smile and a playful joke to lighten the mood. Velvette, feeling remorseful for her earlier actions, reaches out to gently squeeze his hand, silently apologizing for contributing to his distress.
Charlie: Do you want some snuggles in bed and kisses? It might make you feel better.
Y/N nodded his head.
Vaggie gently lifts him up in a bridal carry and carries him to the bedroom, making sure he feels safe and comfortable.
What happened next, let's save that for a smut chapter.
But here's what the girls wore.
Yep...he did them...all four.
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It was extermination day, and it was time for extermination day. Vaggie had just finished getting her suit on. As she walked out of her, Charlie, and Y/N's room, she walked past Y/N's room that was now just a room with his things in it.
Y/N was sitting on his bed and looked like he was on the verge of a meltdown.
Vaggie notices the distress on Y/N's face as he seems to be teetering on the edge of panic. She approaches him with concern, ready to offer comfort or assistance.
Vaggie: Hey, what's wrong?
Y/N: I'm...scared. I don't know if I can do this!
Vaggie kissed his cheek and held his hands.
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Y/N and Vaggie kissed. They got up to leave before Y/N went to his closet and pulled out his old scythe.
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In Heaven, the Exorcists are all lined up outside Heaven's gates as Adam gives them all a pep talk.
Adam: Extermination Day is here, bitches. We're going to go down and exterminate demon ass!
Lute: Destroy that ass!
Adam: Prepare to slaughter every sinner in that shit hotel, and you all remember Vaggie?
The Exorcists all boo Vaggie.
Exorcists: Boo! We hate her!
Lute: Rip Vaggie's cunt mouth out her ass!
Adam looked disturbed after she said that.
Adam: Would you just-ju-chill, Lute. Fuck. Anyway, whoever brings me Vaggie's head gets...uh, I dunno, a million Heaven bucks. How about that, huh?
The Exorcists all cheer.
Adam: Haha, yeah! Ladies, let's fuck shit up! ATTACK!
Lute: FORWARD!
Behind Adam, a portal to Hell opens and all of the Exorcists fly through it. The portal opens right outside the hotel, where Charlie, Vaggie, Angel, Pentious, Husk, Niffty and the cannibals are gathered by the entrance. Charlie has a golden shield with an apple motif, Vaggie has her angelic spear, Niffty has the small knife that Charlie gave her, Angel has a tommy gun, and Pentious has a short sword. Y/N was on the roof with Alastor.
Vaggie: Here they come. Get ready, everyone. We fight together!
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As the group prepares to attack, Valentino, Velvette and Vox are all sitting in front of a TV in V Tower, which is showing real-time camera footage from the hotel. Valentino and Velvette look bored, with Velvette on her phone, but Vox has a box of popcorn and is excited to watch them all die.
Velvette was sending texts to Y/N.
Text: Good luck darling! Kick ass and take names! ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️💕💕💕💕💕😘😘😘😘😘
Vox: Oh, oh. Oh, this is going to be good!
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At the hotel, Vaggie raises her angelic spear
Vaggie: Now! FOR YOUR SOULS!
The group cheers and charge as the Exorcists begin pouring out of the portal, charging back at them.
The trains let out loud whistles as the cannibals were driving in charged forward.
Not even five minutes in and one of the diesels was sliced in two. It was the Arry model.
Charlie: Let's FUCK THEM UP!
As the Exorcists and the hotel group begins fighting, Alastor stands on the hotel's roof, watching the angels flying out.
Alastor: Let the slaughter begin. AHAHAHAHAHAHA-HA!
Alastor laughs maniacally as he swings his microphone, causing a huge force field to appear around the hotel which traps the attacking Exorcists inside. Adam and Lute watch in confusion from outside the force field.
Adam: The fuck?
Lute: They appear to have some kind of shield, sir!
Adam: Oh, really? I didn't see this giant fucking shield in front of me, YOU DUMB BITCH! NO SHIT!
Y/N loaded his gun. He didn't like using guns, or how loud they were so he was closing his eyes and wearing earmuffs as he was shooting the exorcists down.
The force field sprouts tentacles and begins killing Exorcists that are on the outside of the force field with angelic weapons.
Adam: That's how they can kill us? With our own weapons?! Fucking weak, dude.
As Lute raises her sword and flies to attack the shield, Cherri and Angel attack Exorcists from the inside of the force field, with Angel shooting with his Tommy gun and Cherri throwing her explosives. Pentious watches them from his cannons.
The Thomas, Toby, and Neville models began shooting at the various exorcists.
Angel Dust: Come and get some!
Cherri Bomb: Eat shrapnel, fuckers!
Sir Pentious: All angelic weapons fire at will!
Husk flies past, throwing his explosive cards at angels.
Husk: Hey! Yelling while fighting...doesn't help.
Niffty runs around stabbing every angel she can see, even the dead ones. Charlie and Vaggie are fighting back to back.
Charlie: Alastor's shield is working!
Vaggie: Trying to focus, sweetie!
Charlie: We might actually have a chance!
Vaggie: Love the optimism. Still trying to focus.
Adam and Lute are still hovering over the force field. Adam clearly has had enough of being left out of the battle.
Adam: I'm fucking over this.
Adam draws backwards before flying straight at the shield. With one punch, he causes it to dissipate, leaving the hotel exposed.
Y/N
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Angel Dust: Fuck!
Charlie: Oh, no!
As the smoke clears, Adam sees Alastor standing on the roof. Recognising him as the creator of the shield, Adam flies down to the roof to meet him.
Y/N: Ah! What do we do?!
Alastor: Bye.
Alastor snapped his fingers and Y/N what is engulfed in black smoke, and taken down a couple floors,
Alastor knew Y/N wouldn't stand a chance against Adam.
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The Vees watch from V Tower, Vox preparing to see Alastor die.
Vox: Oh, fuck! I am so hard right now!
Vox makes a thrust gesture for a couple seconds while Velvette seems uncomfy of Vox making the gesture at her. Meanwhile, Alastor takes a few steps forward to meet Adam.
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Alastor: Adam! First man, next to die.
Adam: Who the fuck are you?
Alastor: Alastor. Pleasure to be meeting you, quite a pleasure. I'm about to end your fucking life.
Alastor taps his cane on the ground, causing four tentacles to rise up around him.
Adam: Nice voice. Don't you know jazz is for PUSSIES!
Adam summons his guitar and flies straight at Alastor. Alastor stands still as his tentacles lash out at Adam. Adam slashes at them all before gearing up to attack Alastor himself.
Alastor: Ah ah ah!
Adam attempts to attack Alastor with his guitar, but Alastor moves smoothly out of the way, before sending more tentacles towards Adam.
Adam: You really think you can take me on? A mortal soul is no match for me, edge-lord.
Alastor: You should know better than anyone what a soul can accomplish when they take charge of their own fate.
Alastor's shadow looms behind him, making it appear as though there was a crack in the hotel's roof. The crack leads up to Adam, where one of Alastor's shadow monsters appears and punches Adam
Adam: Ohoho, you think you're tough shit, huh?
Adam destroys Alastor's shadow monster.
Alastor: Tougher than you. Ha ha ha!
Adam swings at Alastor with his guitar. Alastor easily dodges his strikes.
Alastor: You lack discipline, control, and worst, YOU'RE SLOPPY!
More of Alastor's shadow creatures appear, attacking Adam and crawling all over him, sending him flying upwards
Adam: And you're... fuck-fuck you...you red piece of f-too much fucking red...fuck...shut up!
Using one of his tentacles, Alastor grabs Adam and throws him into the sign on the hotel's roof.
Alastor: Ha ha ha! Poetry!
Adam: I'm going to wipe that shit-eating grin off your face, CAUSE RADIO IS FUCKING DEAD!
Adam flies a few metres into the air and swings his guitar, sending a shockwave towards Alastor. When it dissipates, Alastor has been forced out of his full demon form and his microphone has been snapped in two.
Alastor: What just happened? ...fuck.
While Alastor is distracted by his microphone, Adam manages to score a hit on him, slashing him across the torso and sending him flying back to the edge of the roof.
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Vox cheers from V Tower
Vox: Yes! Fuck you, Alastor! Ahahaha! THIS IS BETTER THAN SEX!
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Alastor picks up the 2 pieces of his microphone, disoriented and his eyes going in and out of his full demon form.
Alastor: Have to disagree with you there! Radio's not dead, but it is ending this broadcast.
Alastor flees the battle and melts into his shadow. Adam, laughing, watches him disappear while leaning on his guitar.
Adam: Bye, bitch!
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Meanwhile, Vox watches in anger from V Tower, disappointed that Alastor wasn't dead and angry at him for seemingly being a coward and fleeing.
Vox: No! Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you! PUSSY!
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Y/N's heart races as he witnesses the downfall of Alastor, his nervousness peaking at the sight. Drawing in a deep breath, he summons all the courage he can muster. Clenching his fists, he steps forward from the shadows, his eyes fixed on Adam with a newfound resolve. Without a moment's hesitation, and with a determined cry, he unleashes his attack.
He pulled out his AS Val and fired 30 bullets at Adam, while screaming and closing his eyes. Once the gun was empty, Y/N opened his eyes and looked. Out of 30 bullets, 13 managed to hit Adam.
Adam: Ouch! That hurt you jerk!
Y/N: I... I know I should feel sorry because that's what people expect when... when you're scared or you've done something they don't like. But, I don't feel sorry. Not now. I'm scared, yes. Very scared. But not sorry. You're hurting my friends, and... and that's not okay. I can't just stand here and be okay with that. So, no. No sorry from me. Not for trying to stop you.
Adam: Ya. Cute speech.
Adam pulls out his guitar.
Adam: And seriously? Hiding on a roof? Pathetic. Always needing someone else to bail you out?
Y/N: Not,...not really. I wasn't hiding. I was... thinking. And the way I think, it's... different, I know. But it's not wrong. It helped me come up with a backup plan. So, no, I wasn't hiding. I was... strategizing.
Y/N then pull a tarp to reveal a cannon. A lit cannon about to fire.
Adam: Wait what?
Adam was sent flying from the Hotel.
Y/N: I can't believe that actually worked.
At the front of the hotel, Pentious commands the cannibals from the balcony.
Sir Pentious: Right flank, advance! Left flank, watch your six. Ladies! There are more coming up on your right. Get ready for them, Vagatha!
Vaggie: Not my name, but got it.
Charlie is hitting angels with her shield, apologising to each of them as she does so.
Charlie: Sorry! Sorry. Sorry-sorry, sorry!
Vaggie: Now's not the time for that, babe!
Charlie: Oh, right.
Five angels fly at Vaggie, out to kill her. Charlie uses her firework power to explode them all.
Charlie: DIE, MOTHERFUCKERS!
Husk flies around the hotel, throwing his playing cards. Angel, near him, is shooting them all with his tommy gun.
Husk: These fucking angels won't stop coming!
Angel laughs, his dirty mind turning it into a sex joke.
Husk: Okay, I walked right into that one.
Angel sees an Exorcist advancing on 2 of the Egg Boiz.
Angel Dust: Hold that thought.
Angel runs to defend the eggs, one of them having already been killed by the Exorcist. Angel blocks the Exorcist's sword with his tommy gun, before shooting it up with a pair of guns that were hidden in his third pair of arms.
Angel Dust: You alright, squirt?
Egg Boi: I nearly scrambled...myself.
Angel Dust: Get somewhere safe.
Angel is knocked off his feet by a huge explosion. Y/N looked a saw what happened. The smoke clears, revealing it to be Adam, flying above everyone and shooting angelic light from his hands. He looked beaten and burnt from the canon fire.
Adam: SUCK MY HOLY LIGHT, FUCKERS! YEAH!
Charlie: What? Alastor was supposed to handle him. Oh no, he must be-
Charlie and Vaggie run to safety as Adam attempts to shoot at them. Pentious watches them.
Y/N quickly went to fire the canon again, but suddenly felt great pain on his right arm. Y/N screamed and looked as Lute had cut off his right arm.
Lute: Oh no you don't!
She swung her sword at him and made a strike that reached from his jaw to his head, and sliced out one of his eyes.
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Vox: Oh! That had to hurt! Oh! I hate the guy, but damn!
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Y/N: Ah!
Y/N grunted and saw stabbed in the stomach. He coughed up blood as Lute stabbed him and grabbed his neck.
Lute: Where are your girlfriends now? You little bitch?
Suddenly, Lutes closed, vanished, and left her butt naked.
Lute: What the!!?
Just then the same pink light wrapped red ribbon around her. Then a large pink cape appeared behind her. The wind picked up and she stumbled back and fell off the roof.
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Velvette: Don't. Touch. My. Boyfriend!!!!
Valentino: Wait what?
Vox: You two are dating again!?!?
Velvette: Yes! Fuck!
Vox: He ain't an Overlord anymore.
Velvette: Exactly. He's got nothing to lose, which means to don't have to worry about you hurting him. So that means, I can date him now, without you two leeching off him!
Valentino: W-when did this happen?
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Vaggie: We aren't going to last long unless we do something about him.
Sir Pentious came up to the roof as he heard the commotion. He saw Y/N's condition. He immediately used his hate to stop the bleeding from his arm.
Sir Pentious: Y/N! Soldier! Stay with me!
Y/N: It...hurts. My eye...
Sir Pentious: I know.
Y/N: What do we...do?
Pentious looks up at Adam.
Sir Pentious: Of course. Y/N! My eggs will take us to our flight.
Pentious runs past Cherri. Pentious pulls her back down.
Cherri Bomb: I'm trying to fight here! You out of your fucking mind?
Sir Pentious: Yes.
Pentious kisses Cherri, the bomb falling out of her hand and exploding behind them.
Sir Pentious: Miss Cherri Bomb, I love you. Remember me!
Pentious runs off to his airship. Cherri looks back at him.
Cherri Bomb: That was kind of hot.
Pentious enters his and Y/N aircraft.
Sir Pentious: Eggs, activate thrusters, and charge the death ray.
Egg Boiz: Yes, sir.
Pentious' airship starts up and lifts itself off of the hotel. Everyone else watches.
Charlie: Pentious? Y/N?
Angel Dust: Those crazy motherfuckers.
The airship flies towards Adam, aiming the death ray at him.
Egg Boi: Target in range.
Sir Pentious: Fire.
The airship edges closer and closer to Adam, the death ray charging up. Adam notices it.
Adam: Oh, whoop!
With one blast from his finger, Adam incinerates the airship and everyone inside it.
Adam: Haha. That coulda been ugly.
Just then, Adam was shot at behind by a World War 2 aircraft.
Adam: Ouch!
Charlie: What?
Sir Pentious: Surprise!
Sir Pentious maneuvers the World War 2 aircraft expertly through the chaotic skies, with Y/N. As they spot exorcist angels in their path, Sir Pentious steels himself and begins firing with precision, aiming to protect himself and his injured companion from the relentless onslaught. The roar of the engines mixes with the sound of gunfire. Speakers from the plane turned on.
Sir Pentious: Charlie! I'll be bringing Y/N down soon! He's lost an arm, and part of his face, button he's still alive!
Awhile back, Y/N and Sir Pentious had crafted a plane together, as they found common interest in creating things. Sir Pentious's Egg Boiz were patching up Y/N's wounds, as Sir Pentious was shooting down numerous exorcist angels.
Adam: That's it!
Adam growled in anger and flew at the plane in too speed, and busted one of the wings.
Adam: Bye bitches!
The plane sound out of control before crashing and exploding in the center of the hotel.
//////
Velvette: Y/N!!!!
Valentino: Welp, he's dead.
Velvette began sobbing uncontrollably. Vox uncomfortably patted her back.
//////
Everyone stares in horror from the ground. Cherri's eye widened in horror and she covered her mouth.
Charlie: Noo!
Angel Dust: Fuck...
Charlie: No...
Husk looked like he was going to cry.
Angel Dust: You did good, you crazy kids....
Charlie: No, no, no.
Charlie, crying, sinks to her knees. Vaggie runs over to her.
Vaggie: Charlie, I...oh god...Y/N...
Vaggie's voice cracked as she cried.
Charlie growls as the tears run down her face, the sadness turning into rage. She stands up.
Charlie: Razzle! Dazzle!
Razzle and Dazzle fly over to her. Charlie engulfs herself in a tornado of fire and rises up. When it dissipates, she is in her full demon form and is holding a pitchfork. Razzle and Dazzle have become huge dragons.
Charlie: Let's ride!
Charlie and Vaggie jump onto Razzle and Dazzle's backs and begin to fly. The rest of them watch from the ground, cheering.
Husk: Yeah! Get 'em!
Charlie and Vaggie fly higher and higher, towards Adam and Lute, who looked a little beaten up after her fall, and wrapped the ribbon around her body as much as she could.
Charlie: Forward! Go, Razzle, go!
Adam: Oh, look who thinks they're badass now!
Lute: The traitor came to die.
Lute lunges down and slices Dazzle's wing clean off, causing him to roar in pain.
Vaggie: No!
Vaggie screams as they fall together. Lute strikes her sword in Dazzle's heart as they crash through the glass ceiling and right in the lobby. Vaggie falls off, and gets up just as Lute raises her sword out of Dazzle, and they stare each other in the face.
Lute: Before I take your life, I'm going to tear that other eye out of your face. Just like I did with Y/N.
Vaggie: You leave my boyfriends name out of your fucking mouth!
A fight bell rings as Lute lunges at Vaggie, Vaggie managing to throw her into the wall. Lute flies back at Vaggie and throws her to the ground, hitting her head against it repeatedly. Vaggie manages to flip her over, but Lute throws her into the wall again, before lunging at her with her sword. Vaggie dodges and Lute rams her sword into the wall. Pulling it out, she leaps at Vaggie and smashes her head into the table, breaking Vaggie's nose. Vaggie grabs Alastor's radio and hits Lute with it. As the two continue fighting, Charlie watches from atop Razzle.
Charlie: Vaggie!
Charlie begins to fly down to help Vaggie, but Adam appears in her flight path.
Adam: Surprise, bitch!
With one arm, Adam smashes Charlie into the sign on the hotel's roof, electrocuting her. Charlie falls onto the roof as Adam flies above the hotel's sign.
Adam: Risking your immortal life for sinners? That's some crazy shit, even for Lucifer's brat!
Charlie: These sinners are my family!
Adam: "These sinners are my family"! Do you even hear yourself? You should've stayed in your place, girlie-
Charlie stabs him in the arm with her pitchfork, before swinging him around to throw him across the roof.
Charlie: That's Princess of Hell to you, pig! And that was for Y/N and Pentious!
Adam: The fuck? That hurt!
Charlie looks at him, flicking her tail. Adam stands up.
Adam: Hehe. Okay.
Back in the hotel's foyer, Lute throws Vaggie to the ground, knocking her spear out of her hand.
Lute: You always were weak.
Vaggie tries to reach for her spear, but Lute flips it off the ground and out of her reach with her foot, before driving it into Vaggie's right hand. Vaggie screams in pain.
Lute: So, I'll spare you the pain of seeing your other demon bitch die.
Vaggie looks up and sees that the mezzanine is on the verge of collapse. Pulling the spear out of her hand, she uses it to throw Lute off of her before revealing her newly restored wings to fly up and destroy the last pillars holding it up. Lute screams as it falls on her as plumes of sawdust fly everywhere. When it clears, the LED face has come off of Lute's mask. Lute's back was pinned under the rubble
Lute: Do it, then. Correct your mistake.
Vaggie: Seriously, you're pathetic, you know that? Ready to die rather than accepting mercy? No, live. Live knowing that you only do because I let you, the failure. But I will do this. An arm, for an arm.
Lutes eyes widened as Vaggie grabbed her left arm, and ripped it off her. She screams in pain as Vaggie pulls her left arm out of its socket.
Vaggie: That was for Y/N.
Hearing Charlie screaming in the distance, Vaggie flies out of the hole in the hotel's roof to help her. As soon as she is gone, Lute, not accepting mercy, begins to free herself from under the rubble.
On the hotel's roof, Adam knocks Charlie to the ground, before picking her up by the throat. Charlie's tail and horns recede.
Charlie: Let...me...go!
Adam: This fight was cute n'all, but it's time to die with the rest of them!
Vaggie flies to the roof to help Charlie, but Lute flies after her and pins her to the floor.
Vaggie: Charlie!
Suddenly, a fist appears and punches Adam so hard that it damages his mask as he goes flying into the hotel's sign, before falling through the roof. The person catches Charlie as it is revealed to be Lucifer, with his wings out and sporting a different coat, this one with red and golden epaulets.
Charlie: Dad?
Lucifer: Sorry I wasn't here sooner, sweetie.
Lucifer lands and puts Charlie down. Adam climbs back onto the roof, half of his mask having broken off.
Adam: Okay, seriously? How many of you freaks do I have to fight?!
Lucifer walks up to Adam, rolling up his sleeves to fight.
Lucifer: Oh, I'm the only one that matters. See, you messed with my daughter, and now, I am going to FUCK you!
Adam stares at Lucifer, perplexed. Lute and Vaggie stop their fight to stare in confusion at Lucifer. Angel cocks an eyebrow, smiling as Husk gives him a deadpanned look. The Vees stare at the screen from V Tower.
Valentino: Well, this just got interesting.
Charlie, slightly embarrassed, corrects her dad.
Charlie: It's fuck you up, Dad.
Lucifer: Wait, what did I say?
Adam flies at Lucifer with a battle cry, smashing him into the wall. Lucifer transforms into a snake to escape and slithers into the air, before transforming back.
Lucifer: So, this is what you been up to since Eden? Gotta say, you've really let yourself go, buddy.
Adam grabs Lucifer by the foot. Lucifer turns into a snake briefly to free himself. Adam throws him away and Lucifer turns into a bird.
Adam: You judging me? You're the most hated being in all of creation!
Adam tries to shoot his angelic light at Lucifer, but Lucifer dodges.
Lucifer: Well, your first wife didn't seem to hate what I had to offer...or the second! Bow-chicka pow pow!
Lucifer flies away doing a little dance. Adam briefly manages to hold him in a chokehold.
Adam: I'll fuckin' end you!
Lucifer turns into a horse and kicks Adam away.
Lucifer: Whoa, missed me! Hoohoo, not even close. Haha! Nice try, douchebag!
Adam: Hold still, you slippery fucker!
Charlie watches the two of them fighting for a few moments before running over to help Vaggie. Meanwhile Lucifer, in the form of an octopus, has Adam wrapped up in his tentacles before Adam chucks him away, Lucifer changing back to his standard form. Adam charges up a huge blast of angelic light at Lucifer. Lucifer dodges and the light chops the hotel straight in half. Charlie screams as she falls down the middle, the entire hotel crumbling around her. Then, Lucifer swoops down and catches her.
Lucifer: I got ya.
Charlie smiles before hearing Adam's laughing. she looks and sees him charging up to them.
Charlie: Dad, look out!
Lucifer: Huh?
Charlie snarls as she used her demonic powers to transform her right hand, turning it red with darken splotches, somewhat resembling Hellboy, and blocks Adam just as he was about to punch them.
Adam: Wait, what the fuck?!
Lucifer and Charlie stare at Adam menacingly, before they catapult him to the ground screaming, the impact leaving a blast wave of smoke, and a crater where he lay, his mask completely shattered, revealing his human face. He looks up and sees Lucifer in his fully demonic form, a spark of flames emitting between his horns as his eyes glow blood red.
Lucifer: YOU COME AT ME, AND MY DAUGHTER! DON'T FORGET, YOU'RE IN MY HOUSE, BITCH!
Lucifer proceeds to punch Adam senselessly, fire coming from his hands as he did so, laughing at Adam's pain as he does so. Lucifer then summons a sphere of fire, preparing to finish him off, before Charlie puts her hand on his shoulder, getting his attention.
Charlie: Whoa, whoa, Dad. He's had enough.
They look down to Adam, who lies motionless on the ground. The two royals then leave the crater, still staring at Adam.
Lucifer: Alright. How's mercy taste, you little bitch?
Adam: No...
Adam gets up and gets out of crater and faces the gang
Adam: You don't get to end this! I'm fucking Adam! I'm the fucking man, and you're just some fucking clown or something! I started everything on Earth! All of mankind came from these fucking nuts! You all should be worshipping me, you ungrateful, disgusting, fucking losers-
Just as he says these words, a gunshot is heard through him, making Adam shout in pain. Everyone looks in shock as an bullet was shot right through his crotch.
Vaggie: Woa-hoah!
Lucifer: Hey, y-ya got somethin' stickin' outta your...your thing there.
Just then, a bell was heard, and a wooden tram came barreling towards Adam.
Y/N: Fuck you!
Charlie/Vaggie/Cherri: Y/N?
Y/N was driving the team with Niffty towards Adam. Niffty set the team on fire and both managed to jump out.
Adam sobbed.
Adam: This is gonna hurt.
The tram rammed into Adam and exploded into flames.
After about ten seconds, Adam crawled out of the flames sobbing and screaming, before Niffty hit a scythe she sliced off his wings.
Charlie: Niffty?
Niffty stares blankly at Adam for a few seconds before smiling and viciously stabbing Adam again and again, his golden blood going all over her.
Niffty: Y/N's scythe. STAB! STAB STAB! Hahahaha! Haha! Hahaha! RUEAhahaha!
She pulled out her knife, turned Adam to face her, and started stabbing his face.
Niffty: This is for my Y/N!
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The Vees stare in shock at the screen from V Tower
Vox: Hooooolllyyyy shit!
//////
Niffty: Blood! Hahahaha!!
A little way away, Lute turns and looks in horror at Adam's body.
Lute: NOOOO!
Lute dashes up to Adam just as Niffty skips off, turning him to face her. Adam was already dead.
Lute: Sir! Sir! Stay with me sir! ADAM!
The others then come up to her, Charlie and Lucifer in their demonic forms.
Charlie: It's over.
Lucifer: Take your little friends, and GO HOME! Please.
Lute realises that the only option she has is obeying him and picks up Adam's halo.
Lute: Retreat! All Exorcists fall back!
Niffty then sliced off one of Lutes wings.
Lute: Ah!
Niffty: You cute off his arm and eye!
With that command, all the surviving Exorcists take off to the portal to Heaven, Lute following behind wincing in pain and struggling to fly. The portal then closes as Lucifer looks to the group.
Lucifer: Sooo....Who's up for pancakes?
Only Niffty raises her hand, everyone else just looks at him, unamused.
/////
The scene cuts to a newsflash from 666 News.
Katie Killjoy: Good evening. I'm Katie Killjoy!
Tom Trench: And I'm-
Katie Killjoy shoves Tom Trench out of his seat and out of the frame.
Katie Killjoy: Nobody gives a shit who you are, Tom. Breaking news - Extermination day is cancelled!
Arackniss and Baxter are seen looking at a billboard which is playing the news report. The news report begins to play clips from the fight with the Exorcists.
Katie Killjoy: Charlie Morningstar managed to fend off the angelic attack with more than just nice words.
In Cannibal Town, Rosie watches the news report while sipping tea, while in V Tower, Velvette watches the news on her phone. She learned Y/N had survived and was calm now. Valentino comes over and briefly looks over her shoulder, before walking away to play the same news report on his television.
Katie Killjoy: In an unseen turn of events, our demonic head honcho Lucifer stepped in to save his daughter's ass in the last moment. We're also hearing reports that Adam, leader of the angelic legions, first man and totally fuckable bad boy, has been slain by a filthy janitor and the Shy Reaper!
From his surveillance room, Vox watches the news, which is now showing Niffty being interviewed, staring blankly at the camera. Carmilla Carmine watches the news from her office, a small smile on her face
Katie Killjoy: The janitor said, quote, "Charlie told me to stab, so I did". Anyway, congrats to Charlie and her crew for not being totally fucking useless for once.
/////
Charlie, Vaggie, Angel Dust, Husk, Niffty, Cherri Bomb and Lucifer were digging through the rubble of the Hazbin Hotel. Charlie runs through the hotel with Vaggie, looking anxiously around. She sees KeeKee lying in the rubble and picks her up.
Charlie: Oh...there, there. It's...it's okay.
Charlie looks over and smiles briefly when she sees Angel and Fat Nuggets reuniting. She begins to walk towards them, but she stops when she steps on something. Charlie looks down to see the banner from Scrambled Eggs which reads "Happy first week, Sir Pentious!". Vaggie walks over to her.
Charlie, Cherri, and Vaggie then found Y/N, who looked bloody and bruised as he laid against rubble.
Charlie, Cherri, and Vaggie rushed to Y/N's side, their hearts pounding with fear and relief. They found him amidst the rubble, battered and broken, but still alive. Tears welled up in their eyes as they embraced him, holding him close despite his injuries. They showered him with kisses, their love for him stronger than ever.
Y/N looked at the dazed as he was pale from the blood loss. Y/N's attempt to embrace them was hindered by his missing arm.
The helped Y/N up, supporting him as he struggled to rise from the rubble. With their assistance, he managed to stand, albeit unsteadily.
Charlie: Hey, it's okay. We're here now. You fought bravely, Y/N.
Charlie kissed Y/N on the cheek and looked at Vaggie.
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Charlie: ♪ They did it for us ♪
♪ The ultimate sacrifice ♪
♪ They gave me their trust, and look how we paid the price ♪
♪ This bloodshed could have been avoided if I convinced Heaven to work together ♪
[Charlie walks through the hotel's ruins to the edge of the precipice, where she has a clear view of the hotel's sign, collapsed on the ground]
Charlie: ♪ I took a hotel, and I destroyed it ♪
♪ I know I could have done better ♪
♪ Better, instead of letting you down ♪
[Lucifer walks over to her and places a hand on her shoulder]
Lucifer: ♪ Come on, little lady, why the frown? ♪
♪ In the last 10,000 years ♪
♪ You're the first one to change this town! ♪
[Lucifer stands in front of Charlie and points encouragingly at her]
Lucifer: ♪ You can do this! Now I know it! ♪
♪ For your story has just begun! ♪
♪ You can't quit now, hell, you owe it! ♪
♪ There's still damage to be undone ♪
♪ You've changed my mind, you've touched their hearts ♪
[Vaggie, Angel (who is still holding Fat Nuggets), Husk, Niffty, Y/N, and Cherri Bomb gather around the 2 of them]
Lucifer: ♪ Found the good in souls gone bad ♪
♪ The stage is wrecked, the crowd is gone ♪
♪ But by God, Charlie! ♪
♪ The show, it must go on! ♪
[Everyone else gathers around Charlie, singing encouragingly]
Vaggie, Angel, Husk, Niffty and Cherri Bomb: ♪ We can do this, we can build it ♪
♪ Best hotel that you've ever seen! ♪
♪ Twice the bedrooms, we can fill it ♪
Lucifer: ♪ With more sinners than you can dream! ♪
Lucifer and Vaggie: ♪ It starts with you, ♪
Lucifer, Vaggie and Angel: ♪ You know it's true, ♪
Lucifer, Vaggie, Angel, Husk, Niffty and Cherri Bomb: ♪ Fulfill your destiny! ♪
[Charlie, now smiling, stands up]
Charlie: ♪ So long as I've got all of you with me! ♪
[The scene cuts to Niffty running around the hotel's ruins, picking up bricks]
Niffty: ♪ To build a hotel, I think we'll need some brick and lumber! ♪
Lucifer: ♪ Good thing we're in Hell, check out this little magic number! ♪
[Lucifer creates huge, neat piles of bricks. Meanwhile, Angel begins to build pillars]
Angel Dust: ♪ Start with foundation! ♪
Lucifer: ♪ A remedial creation for me! ♪
[Lucifer, using Keekee in her key form as a gun, creates foundations]
Niffty, Angel and Lucifer: ♪ It's as easy as can be! ♪
[The scene cuts to Charlie, helping to rebuild the hotel while wiping away tears]
Charlie: ♪ No time for crying, we got a lot of work to do and, ♪
♪ We gotta try and, make the best of what's in ruins! ♪
[Vaggie was patching up Y/N. She gave him an eyepatch and motioned that they now share an eyepatch. Y/N smiled, Husk help to rebuild the hotel.]
Vaggie: ♪ New coat of paint! ♪
Husk: ♪ New lights across the marquee ♪
[Charlie uses her angelic power to light up the lightbulbs]
Charlie, Vaggie and Husk: ♪ With a little sorcery! ♪
[Meanwhile, in V Tower, Vox bursts through the doors of Valentino's room. Valentino and Velvette are already there]
Vox: ♪ After the battle, masterless cattle! ♪
Vox and Valentino: ♪ Overlords hanging by a thread! ♪
[As the Vees look at a board showing a mindmap of their enemies, Vox throws a knife through an old picture of Alastor. Vox is clearly visible in the frame, but has been torn out of the picture, presumably by Vox himself]
Vox and Valentino: ♪ With a bit of bravado, maybe tomorrow ♪
♪ We'll be atop the heap! ♪
[Vox and Valentino dance together while Velvette records them, smiling]
Valentino: ♪ While the rest of Hell's pissing! ♪
Vox: ♪ Alastor and the Reaper are missing! ♪
Vox and Valentino: ♪ Fled with their tails between their legs! ♪
♪ Nature abhors a power vacuum ♪
♪ At least room for you and me! ♪
[Vox and Val and puts their arms around each other, as Velvette left]
Vox and Valentino: ♪ The future of Hell belongs to the Vees! ♪
[As the two of them laugh together, the scene cuts to Alastor, limping towards the ruins of his radio tower while holding the broken pieces of his microphone]
Alastor: ♪ This place reaks of death ♪
[Alastor enters his radio tower]
♪ There's a chill in the air ♪
♪ And I barely escaped being killed by a hair ♪
♪ "Great Alastor, altruist, died for his friends" ♪
♪ Sorry to disappoint! That is not where this ends! ♪
♪ I'm hungry for freedom, like never before ♪
[Alastor walks through his radio tower, his eyes darting around the room]
♪ The constraints of my deal surely have a back door ♪
♪ Once I figure out how to unclip my wings ♪
♪ Guess who will be pulling all the strings? ♪
[Alastor laughs maniacally as his shadow looms above him. Meanwhile, back at the hotel, the rest of the hotel's residents are finishing off the rebuilding while putting up a painting of Pentious]
Vaggie, Angel, Husk, Niffty, Cherri Bomb and Lucifer: ♪ We can do this! ♪ (Charlie: ♪ We can do this ♪)
♪ We'll be better! ♪ (♪ We'll be better ♪)
♪ Though redemption may take a while ♪ (♪ Though it may take a while! ♪)
♪ Wayward sinners, clear their ledger! ♪
[Alastor appears in the middle of the group, now recovered]
Alastor: ♪ And we're doing it with a smile! ♪
[Everyone except for Husk and Lucifer cheer and hug Alastor]
Charlie: (spoken) Al!
Lucifer: (spoken) Oh, this guy.
Charlie: ♪ We'll make a difference, wait and see! ♪
Charlie and Vaggie: ♪ We're gonna do this, you and me! ♪
Charlie, Vaggie, Angel, Alastor, Husk, Niffty, Cherri Bomb and Lucifer: ♪ And then tomorrow it will be a fuckin' happy day in hell!
(Ya. Y/N did not sing. Cut him some slack. He lost an arm, eye, and got blown up.)
All of them sing the last line while looking at the rebuilt hotel. Velvette runs over and sees Y/N. She smiled and hugged him tightly and kissed his face repeatedly.
In V Tower, Vox and Valentino make out.
/////
In Heaven, Sera and Emily are sitting in a room together. Suddenly, Sir Pentious rises up into the room. His colour scheme has been changed to white, gold and blue and he now has a love-hearts motif.
Sir Pentious: What? Where-where am I? Oh, hello.
Emily, realising that this is proof that the Hazbin Hotel works, squeaks with excitement. Sera, having come to the same conclusion, looks mortified
/////
The scene cuts to the ocean waves washing the beaches in Heaven. In a beach chair, a lone woman with a large fedora hat sits there, watching the sea. As her hair flows by the winds, Lute comes to her and dumps the deceased Adam's halo on the ground in front of her.
Lute: Adam is dead. Your deal is done and I'm in charge now. Your brat is threatening the very foundation of Heaven. And if you want to stay here, you're going down there, and stopping that bitch. You understand me...Lilith?
The woman, revealed to be Lilith, stared up at Lute before she furrows her eyebrows from behind the sunglasses in annoyance with an ominous music playing in the background.
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St. Peter stood at the gates of Heaven, his eyes scanning the list of names before him. When he came across Y/N's name, he paused, his expression softening. The notation beside the name indicated that Y/N had committed suicide, a fact that typically required careful consideration in the context of entry into Heaven. Yet, as St. Peter reviewed Y/N's life, his deeds, his kindness, and the struggles he faced, he felt a deep sense of compassion and understanding for him.
He knew the teachings and the rules, but St. Peter also knew the essence of grace and mercy. Y/N's life, when viewed in its entirety, was a testament to a soul that had tried, against numerous challenges, to be good and to do good. The act of suicide, rather than defining his life, was a moment of profound pain and despair.
St. Peter believed that Heaven was a place of forgiveness and healing, where souls could find peace and solace that eluded them in life. He considered Y/N's heart, his intentions, and the goodness that he had spread in the world, despite his own suffering.
He left his hands over his cause of death, and felt a powerful spark from it. Only time it would spark like that is, if power had been put into it.
St Peter: That's odd.
He use his power to uncover what have been placed on the page and saw Y/N's death, his real death. Not Suicide, but Murder.
Deleted scene
Y/N stepped back uncomfortably.
Suddenly a black portal opened up and a head stuck through.
Y/N: Ah! Who are you?
"Excuse me! Hi. Sorry to bug you, I know you're freaked out, sorry." Spot Y/N apologized to him as Y/N regained his composure.
Y/N: It's...fine. B-but, how are you doing that?
"I know it's weird, I just came out of nowhere, but I think I'm becoming a trans-dimensional super being." Spot Y/N said to him as he listened.
Y/N: Good for you?
"Ya. I'm literally splitting the fabric of space and time! For you it's just a Tuesday night. You're acting like weird stuff like this happens to you all the time." Spot Y/N said to him.
"Can I have some gum?" Spot Y/N asked him.
Y/N: I don't have any gum...but I do have a peppermint.
Y/N handed Spot Y/N the peppermint, as he then falls back into his portal.
He looked back at the fight. He stepped forward. He was surprised nobody noticed the man who sounded like him.
Interlude
Well, I did it. I finished the first season! Wow! And this chapter is a full 10,000 words! I did it.
Next chapter will be just Trivia, and my plans for Y/N and his harem in Season 2, and possibly bringing in my own characters. POSSIBLY!
Now, which ship was your favorite?
Charlie x Y/N?
Vaggie x Y/N?
Cherri x Y/N?
Velvette x Y/N?
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