(Rose Bennett Death Squad assemble! I've written the one shot, TheAmazingMaddy agentbot08 Lone_Wolf32 KoKo523 WiseRavenclaw07 EnterUsernameHere394 hpaddict_marauders Galaxyblackbird abbilovegood TheUltimatePocket Nimmi8 Chespin44  ) (also go check out KoKo's amazing story "color my canvas" if you need context lol!) (pps lots of dialogue here, seeing as this was a 1500+ comment chain)
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"...So then Rose said, 'Face it, Evans, you're just a sad little nobody who only goes here because you have no friends, no talents, and no life.'," Koko said, grimacing as she replayed Rose Bennett's words in her head.

"She what?!" Alicia shouted angrily, standing up and slamming her hands on the table. "Okay, we are so planning a murder!"

"Hey, don't shoot the messenger!" Koko replied hastily, throwing up her hands in surrender. "I'm only telling you what I saw and heard."

"No, not you! I meant Rose!"

"Heck yeah we are!" Ollie yelled loudly. "I'm sure my parents won't notice if a chainsaw went missing..."

"I'm coming too!" Lele chimed in just as angrily.

Maddy walked into the room where Koko, Alicia, Ollie, and Lele sat (well really, stood, seeing as everyone was too riled up to sit down). Without preamble, she said "Somehow I'm always planning murders for everyone, so no surprise I'm here. I've got some bows and arrows; I can teach you guys to shoot. We've also got a hatchet for camping and I have a little pocket knife I got when I was 10."

"I've always wanted to learn how to use a bow!" Ollie gasped in awe.

"Same, Ollie!" Lele said as well.

"I honestly wish I could teach you all," Maddy continued. "During quarantine, my dad set up an archery range in my backyard for practicing. I started when I was four, though, and it's one of my favorite sports."

"That's so cool!" User replied eagerly.

Alicia spoke up again. "Great! You're all ready! I'd love to learn how to use a bow!"

Ollie chimed in, "I have a lot of softball bats, if anyone wants them."

"I also have a lot of softball bats if anyone needs them," Agent entered the room unannounced, startling the others there.

"I'm now an archery instructor, welcome to archery class I guess," Maddy shrugged.

"Yes!" Alicia beamed. "I'm learning and supervising the class while planning on ways to murder! Jily shippers! You shall assemble for a murder plan! Ideas?"

Not hearing what Alicia said, Agent began talking to Lele and Maddy about Girl Scouts and archery activities there until Ollie cut them off. "Going back to a plan, I think we need to make her suffer, but do it somewhere isolated so that nobody hears us. So maybe we pin her down with some arrows then get a couple whacks in with a softball bat?"

"Right! The plan!" User perked up. "Sounds great!"

"Oh, we also have to find a place to hide her securely, and then somehow perform a wide memory spell on everyone who's ever known this female doggo, so nobody remembers her or knows she's dead," Ollie added.

Alicia nodded appreciatively. "Before I approve of this plan, which I do," she said, "Jily shippers- does anyone have any other ideas? Also, Koko, please ignore the fact that we're planning murder to one of your acquaintances that I'm sure we all hate."

"Ollie," Lele said excitedly, "we can use that one that they used at the end of Fantastic Beasts to obliviate all the muggles!"

Maddy piped up, saying, "I can shoot around her just to scare her. I also know a good deal of knots and lashes; I've made a cross. And I've also been tied to a cross and sacrificed, but that's a long story. Anyway, we can tie her to a cross."

"Wait, I really need to hear this story," Lele laughed, almost forgetting the reason they were talking about crosses and sacrifices at all.

"I love this conversation!" Teddy also laughed, having entered the room silently.

Maddy told everyone the story of her sacrifice experience in Girl Scouts, and everybody was laughing by the time Alicia brought them back to business.

"So, we scare her and then we capture her and then find a way to murder her and obliviate everyone to forget about her like she never existed in the first place?"

"Yep! Ollie answered. "Maybe Newt can lend us that thingy he used to wipe New York's memory! We also have to make it excruciatingly painful, maybe a crutiatus in there somewhere? And where do we hide her later?"

Maddy shook her head. "Obliviate can work, I agree, but maybe not Crutiatus because I don't feel like going to Azkaban. Maybe sectumsempra? It's painful and legal." She shrugged.

"Ah, yes. The only time Snape isn't completely useless," Ollie mused to herself. As Lele laughed, she continued, "Now how about a burial spot? I'm thinking maybe we send her off into orbit."

Alicia shrugged. "What if we contain Nico and Hades and throw that b*tch into Tartarus?"

"Ooh, I think my sister can call upon the Greeks for us, should I call her up?" Ollie said eagerly. "Merlin knows she'd love to plan a murder."

"I'm in the same year as James Sirius, so if we need a prank, I'll just ask him when school starts up again. We might not be in the same house, but I've done some business with him. Gotta get my prank supplies from somewhere," Maddy mentioned. She looked at Ollie and said, "Grab your sister."

Ollie hesitated, then yelled, "Natalie! Hey can you summon Nico, Hazel, and Hades? We need a favor."

"We need to KILL ROSE!" Maddy shouted angrily.

"Yes!" Ollie cheered. "We have someoone who's trying to destroy Jily, so we need her gone!"

"I know how to talk, so I can make friends with people in every house easily. Except the introverts who think I'm too loud..." Maddy trailed off.

"I'm very ambiverted and like to think I'm relatable, so that should work out," Ollie added.

The group continued to talk and laugh about their social lives for a few minutes until Ollie asked, "So is this just our new club? The 'Kill Rose Bennett' club?"

"Is that her name?" Maddy blinked. "I was so into killing her that I forgot it."

"Yeah, that's her name," Ollie wheezed.

"Then yeah, this is our club. Rose Bennett Death Club!" Maddy shouted, punching the air with her fist.

"Rose Bennett Death Club!" Lele, Ollie, and Teddy shouted back, using the same motion as Maddy.

"This sounds insane!" Agent laughed, walking into the room.

"Oh gods, Evans!" Ollie shouted. "You've been dragged into this, Agent!"

"This reminds me of that one conversation with Abbi when James met Vermin!" Teddy reminisced happily.

"No, don't bring Abbi into this!" The others shouted quickly.

"Now I'm going to be the person to put us back on topic," Maddy said seriously. "Rose Bennet? We gotta ruin her existence."

"Yep, so once again, our plan is: we lure her out to the forest, Maddy ties her to a cross, all of us do some archery practice on her, we each try some sectumsempra, we use a softball bat, and then we chuck her into orbit?" Ollie confirmed.

As the group made plans, nobody noticed Natalie had walked into the room silently until she piped up, "You forgot me, bois."

"YES!" Ollie shouted joyously. "Our demigod representative has agreed to chat with Nico and Hades!"

"Just let me help murder Rose," Natalie shrugged.

"Yeah, Natalie, you get some whacks with the bat," Ollie nodded.

"So when do we go? I've got too much free time," Teddy asked.

"JFK isn't too far, let's go!" Maddy yelled happily.

"So we meet at Gate 394, okay?" Natalie confirmed.

"I feel like we're all forgetting corona is banning international travel, and we can't go to England to get Rose Bennett..." Maddy trailed off sadly.

"Well screw it!" Natalie yelled angrily. "We can just apparate, we hve sixth years here, right?"

"I'm not seventeen yet... we can go illegally?" Maddy asked uncertainly.

"Nothing's illegal if you don't get caught," Natalie responded.

"So, I guess Rose just gets to live until Covid is over?" Ollie questioned.

Natalie rolled her eyes. "Of course not. We apparate because that boi ain't waiting."

"If I splinch you all, remember I didn't listen in apparating class," Maddy remarked. "I'm the one apparating, right?"

The Rose Bennet Death Squad nodded consent and left the room where it all began, to get to the airport. After about a half an hour, Natalie called the others on the phone. "Guyyyys," she whined, "Ollie and I have been sitting at Gate 394 for forever and nobody's here- wait, Maddy, is that you sprinting like a maniac or is that Lele?"

"Nah, that's me," Maddy wheezed, doubling over as she reached the gate.

"I'm here! I'm here!" Lele gasped, running right behind Maddy.

"I apologize in advance for my Pokemon pj pants I'm wearing," Maddy said. "Too excited to change. Anyway, grab my left arm, and let's do this. Everyone here?"

Each member looked at each other and nodded consent. Maddy took a deep breath and turned on the spot, whisking the Rose Bennett death squad off to London.

As the group landed with a crack in the Forbidden Forest and regained their surroundings, they each looked for any sign of the girl they had come to murder.

"I think we're all here..." Lele muttered quietly.

"OH MY GOD!" Natalie screamed, pointing into the trees. "LOOK! THERE SHE IS! ATTACK!"

"FOR JILY!" Ollie yelled, pulling out her wand and softball bat.

Rose Bennett spun around quickly, startled and scared. She barely had time to react before she found herself tied tightly to a cross.

Maddy held up her bow. "Watch how I shoot," she said, shooting a random tree.

The next five minutes were absolute chaos. The air was filled with the sound of bats slamming against the trees and Rose, the slashing of swords, and the twanging of the bows being shot. "EVERYBODY, ON THREE!" Natalie shouted over the chaos. "ONE! TWO! THREE!"

"SECTUMSEMPRA!" The Rose Bennet Death Squad shouted the curse at the same time, everybody's wand pointed at Rose as she fell limp.

"She's dead! Yes!" Natalie screamed excitedly.

The celebration lasted hours. Butterbeers were passed around as the new friends shared stories and laughed together.

"Well," Ollie said sadly as she stood up to leave, "We shall meet again in the comments of other fanfictions, but for now, this is goodbye."

"Goodbye, Ruby Tuesday," Meels sang as she walked away.

"I'll sing taps," Maddy smiled jokingly.

"Wait! We didn't obliviate everyone!" Ollie facepalmed. "I'll do that now, sorry."

"I'll help. Obliviate!" Maddy shouted, raising her wand and pointing it in the direction of Hogwarts.
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And thus was the end of the first Rose Bennet Death Squad mission. But it wouldn't be the last time they ever met. No they would continue to share stories and laughs and good times together.

#rosebennetdeathsquad :)