This is Victoria, the human representation of my periods. She'll be helping us today/tonight/ whenever the fucking hell your reading this. Now, Victoria likes to be pampered. A lot. She likes massages and chocolate and all that jazz. But there's a problem. She has a temper. A big one. If you even breath wrong she goes apeshit. She will want to murder you and she has all the means to do so. This also mean she has an explosive sadness. Cute puppy? She cries. Food tastes good? She cries. Victoria also doesn't give a shit about how she looks, meaning sweats and old clothes 24/7. Has the most perverted thoughts

You see that? I ocfied the period. Let me break it down

Explosive Temper/Saddness: Mood swings

Perverted Thoughts: Hornyness

Sweats: That's all you'll wear

Chocolate: That's all you crave

Massages: Only thing that helps my cramps.