Bc I like to entertain you guys with my experiences. Enjoy. Also this one's layout is different. Oof.

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Shiro: Keith could u go downstairs and measure the paint rollers
Keith: they're about 3-4 inches
Shiro: did you even measure it?
Keith: I don't have to I used the finger measure strategy I learned in sch-
Shiro: just take it upstairs and measure it!
Keith: I don't have to!
Shiro: just dO IT
Keith: FINE
*measures it*
Keith: I freakin told you itS FOUR INCHES YOU COULDN'T TAKE MY WORD FOR IT?
Shiro: k thnx *hangs up*
Keith: *actually screams*

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Lance: no no AIDS and HIV are different
Keith: wtf that's a lie they're the same thing I'm telling you
Lance: no u idiot they're different. AIDS is a blood thing and HIV is the thing you get before it develops into aids
Keith: which means it's the same thing!!
Lance: then google it!
Keith: *googles it and confidently reads the answer* HIV AND AIDS ARE DIF-
Lance: told you so
Keith: I will murder you

This is actually all I remember but uh

Here's a bonus:
(I'm pidge)
(I'll put context in comments if its asked for)

Keith: can you get Aids from kissing someone?
Lance&Hunk: yes.
Pidge: *yeets self into conversation* no you can't not unless both of you are bleeding in the mouth and-
Keith, Lance and Hunk: *ignores Pidge and moves on*