So my satanic waterfall just started, if ya know what I mean.

So now I have a week of bleeding and cramps to look forward to.

And it got me thinking about how much easier and nicer it would be for everyone involved if Mother Nature just, like, sent a bird with a note hanging around it's neck saying:

Sup girl! You're not pregnant! Enjoy your week, and make sure you get some ice cream! Here's a gift card!! Expect to hear from me in [x amount of days].
Love,
Mother Nature 

Like,,, that'd just be so much more enjoyable, but nooo. Instead of getting a gift card for ice cream and a nice note we have to bleed and experience cramps that have been compared to heart attacks. (https://www.elle.com/uk/life-and-culture/articles/a41956/doctors-rule-menstrual-cramps-as-painful-as-heart-attacks/)

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