Okay so

Wait... I forgot what I wanted to rant about. Neat. Alright, well I don't know what to say...

This is awkward.

Oh, yeah!
History of the entire world i guess.

Best history class condensed in twenty minutes with a lot of crack. No, in fact it's just one big crack and you don't even know you're learning...

Go check it out... it won't be a waste of time.