A/N: Yoooohooooooo! Wanted to do that for a long time

Everything is my doing, no stealing ideas, nothing

Let's go!

Narrator POV

In the world of........Earth, yes we won't go that far

Anyway, on Earth, since the start of history, Humanity was born with powers, so they can survive against the wild animals that wanted them dead

They evolved, adapt, and surpass all problems that was given to them, in the best way possible

War

Hey, it's not my fault if they're dumb

Anyway, in our time, powers used for greater goods, but also for evil things

The powers were different for each person, but they were useful in one thing

Acting cool in front of everyone

But since everyone want to be cool, having power was slowly becoming overrated, and when someone actually do something cool, everyone would say it was 'mid'

But, what if your power was so useless, that it make you cool?

Let's check that out

In a small appartement, was a man watching TV

???: Once again watching TV while scratching my balls. Based

Reporter: And once again, a Hero that actually did something cool, is judged mid by everyone, leading to him leaving his job. A normal day I must say

???: Heh, at least I'm not going to be judged mid by the majority, because I, the great Nero, is the best

Nero, a young man that had some shitty power, but because of that, he was left alone and never had any problem

Oh, you want to know his power? Let's show you that

Nero: Fuck, I need to go to the toilet....... Alright, super power time

Using his hands, he placed them on the ground, and!

Got up normally, without any problem

Yes, his power was nothing

No, he DO have a super power, but it was ranked as, nothing, so his super power is called nothing

Nero: And I have to go to school because I'm still a young man that is 17 years old, such an ORIGINAL person I am! Oh wait, I am, thank you, nothing power

He got dressed, and walked out of his appartement, closing the door, some food in hand

Nero: And here we go for another normal day

His life may be normal, but his way of going to school was quite unique

He walked toward the trash bin of his building, and saw some raccoon eating

Nero: Ayo the usual guys!

He got on top of the trash bin, that had some wheels on it, and gave the food to the raccoon

After verifying the quality of the food, the Raccoon nodded, and soon, Dozen and Dozen of Raccoon got out, and pushed the Trash Bin, and when they had enough speed, they got on top of the bin too

Nero: How's it going buddies? Dab me up

The Raccoon dab him up, before they all started to eat the food he gave

There was a Downhill a few feet away from them, as Nero rubbed his hands

Nero: The best moment of the day

All the way of the Downhill, Nero was laughing, and the Raccoons were enjoying themselves

When they stopped, Nero was in front of the entrance of the school, and jump off the bin

Nero: Thanks for the trip boyos, see ya at 6 P.M, as always. Will get the food

The chief of the Raccoon nodded, before he raised his paw, as Nero dab him up

Walking inside the School, Nero was greeted by the usual people, that was the whole school

When your super power is nothing, you tend to be popular

But we're with teenagers, so they're fucking dumb

So he's popular in a bad way

Student: Ayo dipshit, how's it going being nothing?!

Nero: I don't know, how's it going having the power of being smarter only when you sleep?!

Student: .........

Nero: Proof I'm above you

While walking toward his class, he bumped into the usual bully of the school

But they were friends, and when I mean friends, it's real friends

Nero: Ain't no way, Charles, how you doing buddy?

Charles: I'm doing fine, want me to kick this bitch ass face?

Nero: I just roasted him, the fuck you want more to have?

Charles: His face in the toilet

Nero: You surely have a weird fetish with people face in the toilet

Charles: Like you're the one that can talk with the Raccoons

Nero: Don't you dare talk badly about my homies. Been since I was 7 that they're here for me

Charles: Chill, I know you like them a lot, I was joking

Nero: Yeah Yeah, anyway, we have history first, then power class

Charles: Another day where you get a perfect grade

Nero: Loser

Charles: I wish I had happiness instead of this giant skill issue

Nero: Seems like a you problem

Announcement: May Nero come to the Student council, thank you

Charles: You know who want to meet you again today

Nero: Again

Walking toward the Student Council room, Nero met some people, that gave him jealous look

Nero: Such is the life of being the best person in the world

He knocked on the door, and heard a slight 'come in' and....... came in BAHAHAHAHAHAHA-!

Nero: Sup

???: You're late

Nero: The fuck you mean I'm late? I'm in time for history class

???: You had P.E before history class, and didn't went there

Nero: I know, it's just not that important you know?

???: It is important, you need to attend all class, and mostly, you forgot about something

Nero: What?

???: You promised me to walk me to school today

Nero: Ooooooooooh, no I never promised that

???: Can't you accept my feelings for once?!

Nero: No, sorry Hera

Hera, student council president, and the person that will marry Nero(self claimed)

She basically have the most OP power in the school, so she have almost all the powers here

BUT she's a loner, and since no one except the student council is near her, she felt lonely

But one day, she met Nero, and when he said Hi to her, she thought it was a declaration, and wanted to marry him

Hera: Hmph! You're the most interesting person here, remember that!

???: Nah, the dickeating's crazy man

Nero: My man coming in clutch

Hera: Huh? What was that, Edward?

Edward, second in command in the Student council. He's basically Nero's homie in school

Edward: I said yo dickeating skills are beyond everything we saw so far, hoe

Hera: I'm going to kill you, you know that?

Edward: Bring it on, hoe!

Nero: Anyway, I'm leaving

Hera: Also, Nero, be aware of what's coming today

Nero: What's up today?

Hera: Your doom- No more seriously, the prime minister is coming to see how we all doing with our power, so don't try anything funny

Nero: Yes Milord, as you wish

Hera: Then marry m-

*SLAM*

Hera: .........

Edward: ..........Nah, the di-

Hera: Shut the fuck up

Timeskip - Nero's POV

Walking toward my class, I saw many cars heading toward the school, as I didn't mind at all

I opened the door, not knocking on the door

Nero: Tremble in fear, peasents! Your king have come to bless you with his magnificent personality

Teacher: ........

Students: ........

Nero: Just as I thought, the peasents cannot talk in shock of my magnificent person. You may talk, teacher

Teacher: Just....... go to your seat

Nero: ATTENTION TO ALL STUDENTS IN THE CLASSROOM, THE KING IS WALKING TOWARD HIS SEAT!

Teacher: JUST GO TO YOUR FUCKING SEAT!

Nero: Kay

Sitting on my chair, the Teacher kept doing his class, before the door slammed open

Teacher: DEAR GOD WHAT AGAIN?!

Prime Minister: You dare raise your tone with me?

Everyone paled, because the Prime Minister was no joke

Why? He's bald, and you NEVER mess with bald people

Prime Minister: Well, it seems like every students know the situation. I am here to see if all the super powers of every students is doing fine

Nero: Question!

Prime Minister: Granted

Nero: What if my Super Power is nothing?

Prime Minister: ........What?

Nero: I can do nothing with my power, and it's called nothing

Prime Minister: What is your name, young man?

Nero: The lord of the lord, the greatest of the great, Nero

Prime Minister: Understood. Young Nero, it was a pleasure

Teacher: What about the other students?

Prime Minister: Nobody cares about side characters

The Prime Minister walked away, as the class continued, normally

Timeskip

Wake up in the morning feeling like the greatest of the great

Grab my controller, turn on the TV, I'm gonna hit this shows

Before I could, start my business I saw the news on the screen

Reporter: FUCKING INCREDIBLE! THERE IS SOMEONE THAT DON'T HAVE FUCKING POWER! WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK?!

Nero: Oh, good for that person

Reporter: HIS NAME IS NERO, AND-!

One move from my hand send the controller on the TV, breaking it, as I heard them

The reporters, ready to get answers out of me

Nero: What in the fuck did I get myself into?

Chapter 1: Finished

A/N: A mess for a first Chapter, but I don't want to rush, and place things one by one, sooooooooo, yeah

Anyway, see ya  all next time!