"NOOOOO!" A deep voice shouts dramatically. Y/n got out of her stupor

Taehyung who was being held back by Namjoon appeared in their vision .

"I love you too!" He shouts. Taehyung then looked at Jungkook who was looking at him with disgust. "Not you! I-it's Yin that I love- oh it's not I love you t- I love her too! That's what I mean." He rambles.

"Tae? Wha-" Y/n was halted by Taehyung tackling her on the ground. He got out of Namjoon's hold.

Namjoon who immediately saw Jungkook's murderous eyes, decided to hold the emperor instead.

"I'll kill you, you bastard!" Jungkook growled seeing Taehyung on top of his wife on the ground.

Namjoon struggles as he had already used his power holding back Taehyung.

"Tae what the fuck?" Y/n groaned. He was heavy.

"I don't approve of this relationship!" He declares.

"She's already married to me." With fire eyes, Jungkook glowered at the thief.

"Then let's annul it."

Jungkook holds his sword.

"Jungkook no." Y/n said like an owner scolding their dog.

What a chaos.

"I-I'm out of energy. Can you two just fight next week?" Y/n whined. The two had just finished fighting like 10 minutes ago.

"Right, you look pale." With worried tone, Jungkook approached Y/n and tossed Taehyung aside. He then placed his right hand on her forehead.

There was a moment of silence before another wave of rage went through his mind upon realizing that her temperature is high.

The sound of 'shing~' echoed as Jungkook chased Taehyung with his sword.

"JUNGKOOK NOOOO!"

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"He's probably confused ok? Since I'm the only girl he's been close with." Y/n with disheveled hair explained calmly to her husband who's sitting on the bed.

All of them have their own messy hair and ruffled clothes as if they all just went skydiving, without a parachute, landed on some forest and stumbled on dirt.

Y/n stood before Jungkook, like a mother explaining to her child. She had to distinguish each and every scene she was with Taehyung just to reassure that there's nothing between them.

Taehyung's heart on the other hand could be heard from miles away as it breaks.

It had taken a lot of time to convince Taehyung to stop saying that he loves her since Jungkook was on a killing spree. With the intent to kill his only target, Kim Taehyung.

Every time Taehyung says I love you to the poor girl, Jungkook would immediately lose his sanity for some reason.

Now that Y/n had negotiated with the two, it was kinda peaceful.

For now.

Namjoon also stood a few feet away from them. His figure reminding Y/n of a wilted flower. He has his hand holding the handle of his sword in case the two murders each other.

"Kookie." Y/n sighed. "He's my friend ok? Try not to kill him- ah no, DO NOT kill him." Y/n scolded and emphasized the do not. "You can't just kill him because you're jealous."

"I'm not." Jungkook grumbled. "Why would I be? I'm a hundred times more handsome than him."

"Excuse me." Taehyung piped in.

"Please no." The exhausted Namjoon immediately clamped shut Taehyung's mouth with his large hand.

"Right Y/n." With hopeful eyes, Jungkook clenched her hand gently.

"Alright alright. You're the most attractive man on this whole empire-"

"HEY-"

"But promise that you won't hurt him ok?" Y/n continued as Taehyung's muffled yells were heard in the background.

"Why are you protecting him?" Like a switch, her once docile husband's mood immediately dimmed.

Crack

Y/n smiled sinisterly.

'Seriously you fucking shit why don't you just come back to your big ass of an empire I'm tired of consoling your short tempered dumbass please leave me alon-' she halts her mind cursing and took a deep breath.

Y/n doesn't know if it's because of the fever since it's her first time cursing this much in her head.

She still haven't got her soup and she feels that her fever had gone to a higher temperature than it was just an hour ago.

These two aren't helping at all.

It's like taking care of two sons who doesn't know how to behave.

Thankfully Namjoon is here to share the burden with.

Her poor little brother being dragged into this problem.

"Y/n-ah you can't just say that without thinking properly, come on! How come he's the most attractive when I'm here!"

That statement triggered another quarrel again, and before she could stop it, the two started spouting words to each other. 

"Look in the mirror first-"

"Why don't you try it first-"

"Shut up you two-"

"Why are you clinging to my wife in the first place-"

"It's because your dumbass doesn't know how to take care of a girl properly-"

"You know nothin-"

"SHUT UP!" Y/n yells. 

The room was then filled with silence.

Namjoon who had his arms spread out to prevent the two from fighting had frozen in an awkward position while the other two looked at her with wide eyes.

"I am very exhausted because of you two." she said, her voice containing an underlying danger. "Have you two ever learned the meaning of peace?" Y/n pulled at the roots of her hair.

The two men who was fighting earlier came to have the same thought and approached her in an identical way.

"Don't hurt yourself-"

"Don't touch me." she glared at the two.

Jungkook and Taehyung immediately felt their heart tightening.

"Joon."

"Yes, nui." Namjoon immediately aided to her side.

"Prepare a room for this two. They have to spend the night together." Y/n commands the shadow guard.

"But nui, that's basically killing them."

"You two." Y/n points at the two. "You love me?" she asks.

To which the two responded with, "Yes!"

"If one of you is injured by the next morning, consider yourself a stranger to me." with crazed eyes, she threatened the two.

Taehyung gulped and nodded wholeheartedly.

Jungkook looks salty, realizing that after his journey from the empire to the north, he won't be able to spend the night with his wife, but he nodded solemnly.

"I'm hungry and currently has a high fever." Y/n added. "Now buy me a soup and medicine."

With that the two walked out with their head hanged low.

"Wait," Y/n called out, making the two look back.

Beside Y/n was Namjoon with his tongue out, teasing them.

:p

"You two will leave together and you two must come back together."

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