"i'm overdramatized and well dressed, leave me alone"

basic details
full name
gail abrams
-for no other reason than i saw an am i the asshole thread on twitter about someone that wanted to name their son gail but the family disapproved and the person said okay what if i name him gaylord and gail for short. anyway it was a troll but what an icon.

age
28

gender
male

sexuality
straight

face claim
i always reuse the same fcs and currently we're watching ouat, so her you go
colin o'donoghue as captain hook

personality
•gail is not... approachable, to say the least. no, think gordon ramsey on hell's kitchen on steroids, but instead of being chill off camera, he's like that all the time, to everyone except fans. i will attach a video for reference if needed.
•he's honestly kind of a grade a ass, like that bad boy type in school that thinks they're all metal because they ride a motorcycle and wear stinky leather jackets and smokes cigarettes like "oOh sO rEbeLLioUs" but he never actually does anything remotely bad. yeah so that phase except he never grew out of it.
•i'd like to say he has a soft side and is actually a little cutie but no! we're are committed to our role and will n o t cave. he doesn't open up, because there's not much people don't know about his life, and he doesn't trust people because of stalkers and the price of fame and all that jazz that celebrities say when they wanna seem relatable.

job profile
•he's a famous reality show chef that kinda went viral on twitter for being a jerk

backstory
•his parents were semi well known comedians, neither could cook. they traveled a lot for their shows, so gail never really formed ~meaningful relationships~ for drama. also he got bullied for having a girls name because his creator, me, is just plain cruel in these forms. i promise i rp better than this, just ask around.
•so like then came the high school years when they settled down, and he got really into home ec at his new school. started the culinary program there, was phenomenal, for a scholarship to a giant cooking school in spain, studied how to create fine dining there. came back, worked in a restaurant until he was 25, when he went on a tv show for a cooking challenge and won. he got famous, for his own tc show, bada bing bada boom.
•oh and then he got accused for murder but more on that at nine.

very important details
likes
•cooking, duh, he's kind of a chef.
•when the twitter girls fight over him, especially if they hit him up later and they're cute.
•being famous, except for the bad parts, but he's a firm believer in all publicity is good publicity.
•oh and also he'll berate your cooking upon request. ah ffs i'm just making dollar tree gordon ramsey at midnight why am i doing with my life. someone stop me, nadia i am so sorry for my great value brand humor, you are goddess and do not deserve this

dislikes
•literally humankind. he hates people dod i not mention that. nadia i'm tired.
•burning. he hates the smell of burning, so he always has to time perfectly and all that math is really frustrating and it makes him super angry but it's chill except it's not
•his entire crew for his show, they're stupid and smell weird.
•nice little girls that want meaningful relationships and not just quick flings from him.
hobbies
•cooking lowkey, he likes making dinner that's more relaxed than everything
•he also took up sewing in high school and hasn't stopped since, and let me tell you, that man is dressed sharp as it gets.
•fashion is very important, because if you look good you feel good.

strengths
•his cooking skills
•he's very good at scaring people off
•can fend off paparazzi with ease
•his dashing good looks

fears
•that no one will ever love him because he's too unapproachable and doesn't know proper social etiquette, but also doesn't know how to stop.
•bears

weaknesses
•his people skills
•he's very rude
•he tends to act before he thinks
•gail has quite the scandal up his sleeve

biggest controversy
•he was accused of attempted murder when he was 26 due to a friend accidentally eating a cookie with an allergen. they survived, hence the lawsuit, but immediately sued gail, saying he had put the cookies there intentionally. it eventually came out that the whole thing was a setup, but people never quite saw him in the same light after that.

three most annoying things people do
•chew with their mouths open and make that lip flapping noise
•speak to him
•are polite but in the "oh bless your heart" way, so they're actually backhandedly complimenting you

three situations:
angry:
•when he has to interact with someone
•when people try to pick fights
•someone bringing up the trial

uncomfortable
•interviews
•when he starts to think he has feelings but knows he'll only hurt them in the end
•having to tell his grandmother that, no, he's not married and dealing with her lectures

emotional
•seeing his parents all happy in their retirement
•seeing his little sister get amazing grades and graduate college, something he could never do
•when someone really close to him tells him they believe in him and thinks there's more to him than his rude exterior

confidence
•presenting a new meal at his restaurant and people love it
•telling people how much they suck and correcting then since he's their superior
•giving his friends the best fashion advice and watching them kill it

show related questions
five things they'd like in a partner
•can cook, patient, keeps calm, knows how to deal with him, doesn't expect much

five things they loathe in a partner
•clingy, whiny, can't cook, always wants to do things, so ends a lot of money on unnecessary things

five words for ideal partner
•loving, funny, careful, calm, balanced

reason for interest in show
•a little part of him hopes that maybe he'll find love, but otherwise, it's amazing publicity and gives him a bit of a break from the same thing every day.

do you know who amanda larson is?
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nadia, my queen, we stan, please forgive me for whatever this was. half of it was drafted at midnight yesterday, finished at like 10:30 pm today. i love you and i deeply apologize for this monstrosity, but i have no idea how to fix it. i hope i made you laugh.