Just some Keypoints before we start this story:
1: Megumin will have the body change like the Christmas lemon chapter. Though, it would be different from the other
2: She and Darkness will confess their love to you
3: We will be dissing Kazuma a lot.
4: I'm using a specific scene from the "Legend of Crimson" movie because.. is that funny.

With that said.. enjoy.

[No one's POV]
Y/n slowly awakens to find himself back to the plane where he started: The Void. He get up, but in panick of realizing the only way you can get here..

Y/n: No..no-no-no! *places hand on head* I'm dead again?!

???: I'm.. I'm afraid so.

Y/n turned to see that blonde angel from the start with very solem look on her face..

Y/n: Where did it go wrong?

Angel: Well..*y/n looks up to her* allow me to tell you.

[Earlier before Second death]
After beating the ever lasting shit out of Kazuma, due to him peeping on the deed he had with Tsukuyomi and healing him afterwards, Y/n was with Aqua and Ashley hugging his arms with Darkness, Megumin and Kazuma on the other side of the table as they thought of something to do.

Ashley: What do you think we should do?

Aqua: Well, how abou we go on a quest.

Y/n: Well, I do want to stretch my legs.

Ashley: Lets see what they have on the board.

The group got up and headed to the quest board and see that it's bombarded with lots of quest.

Kazuma: I see some good rewards, but all these Quests suck ass.

Darkness: Kazuma! Y/n! How about this one?

She points to a quest with some wolves on it.

Darkness: This one is offering a million Eris to hunt to pack of white wolfs. I can already imagine the thrill of white beasts clawing and slobbering on me. *shudders in pleqsure*

Kazuma: Yeah, that's a no.

Megumin: Y/n! Y/n!

Y/n: That's my name, don't wear it out.

Megumin: Look at this one.

She points to a quest she was looking at with 18 red skulls..

Megumin: A One-Shot Bear Kill Quest! *chuckles* I'll teach that old bear who has the stronger one-shot attack. Nothing can survive my explosion spell.

Kazuma: Are you kidding?? With an aim like that, you know it means business. Hell, I bet one swipe from that things claws is enough to kill us.

Megumin: *sighs in dejection*

Kazuma takes notice of a quest that have a Spider-like thing.

Kazuma: Destroyer, The Mobile Fortress is drawing near. Scout's needed to report whereabouts and determine route. This might work. I don't know what a Destroyer is.

Darkness: Not a Destroyer, the Destroyer. It is a fast moving, giant fortress.

Megumin: It walks around with its huge legs, crushing everything. It's also weirdly pupils with Children.

Ashley: I.. still don't get it.

Kazuma gets closed to the guild board and looks through some quests until he sees one.

Kazuma: What's this? *reads paper* "Snow Sprite Kill Quest". Turns to the group* Hey, Guys. What are these snow sprites? They're offering 100,000 Eris per killed, but going by their name, it sounds kinda dorky.

Megumin: They tend to move in large group in the snowy terrains. People say that with each snow sprite killed, Spring comes a half a day sooner.

Kazuma: Wise.

Megumin: They're very weak, so it doesn't take much to defeat them.

Aqua: Looks like we're taking that one then. I'm gonna go get ready for it. *starts to leave*

Y/n: Umm, Aqua.

Kazuma: No one left said-

Darkness: *giggles*

Kazuma: Now, what?

Darkness: Snow sprites, huh? *giggles*

Both Kazuma and Y/n share a uneasy look at what Darkness is thinking about..

Kazuma: *thinking* Why does a masochist who like to get hit is feeling happy all of a sudden? Very suspicious.

Ashley: Are you getting an odd feeling with darkness reacting like this?

Y/n: I believe so. Since everyone is thrilled to this snow quest, we might as well get geared up.

[In the Snowy plains]
Y/n and his party appeared in snow fear to where the quest would begin. The rider also decided to give Kazuma one of his swords after breaking the one he had with his hands..

[Y/n's outfit]

[Ashley's Outfit]

They looked up to see the amount of Snow sprites floating in the sky..

Y/n: Those are snow sprites? They look honestly adorable.

Kazuma: Yeah-*looks at Aqua* Wait, what's up with you and that net? You look like some dumb kid hunting bugs in the snow.

Aqua: I'm using this to catch Sprites, and then I'll place them into these bottles. *opens compartment she had to reveal some empty bottles* I thought; since the cold, we can put them in a box with our drinks. That way, we can have a ice cold drink whenever we want. Isn't that a brilliant idea?

Ashley: That's..actually sound like a idea that might work.

Kazuma: Supriaingly, I agree. *takes notices of Darkness* Hey, how come you're not wearing you're armor for this? You're not usually this exposed.

Darkness: *looks bashful and giggles a bit* This is fine. I like the cold air. It tingles. *pants arousingly*

Kazuma: I guess pervs steam hot, with their thoughts and all.

[Quest Objective!]
[Kill the Snow Sprites!]
[Reward: Depends on amount if Snow Sprites killed]

Kazuma chased after a Sprite that is flying away from him

Kazuma: I'm going after my thrid one. Now-*sees Y/n and Ashley sitting with some Snow Sprites near them* Y/n, what the hell are you guys doing?!

Y/n: Petting Snow sprites.

Ashley: Plus, this is your Quest..nor ours.

One of the Sprites nuzzled onto Y/n's face, making him laugh..

Y/n: *laughs* Stop it!

Snow Sprite: *Cheerful sound*

With Aqua, she managed to capture at least three Snow Sprites..well four now that she caught another one.

Aqua: And that makes four. Kazuma, Kazuma! Look! *shows him a jar with three Snow sprites in it* I caught a bunch..

Kazuma: *thinking* Grr..show off. If my kill count is low by the end of the day, I can also burst open one of her hats and kill them too. *sees a snow sprite to close* Ah! Gothca!

He slashed a Sprite in half, which made a sad noise before dispersing in thin air. Kazuma turned to Y/n and Ashley still looking at the Snow Sprites surrounding them and goes to the Sprites. The black haired teen sees this as Y/n shoots lighting at Kazuma's feet forcing him back..

Y/n: Don't you even FUCKING dare!!
*holds the Snow Sprites he has in his arms* These Sprites i have will live on...

Kazuma: These things are worth 100'000 per kill. You can't turn that away

Y/n: We have enough money, Kazuma. This is a quest me and Ashley are not doing. You guys picked it..you complete it.

Kazuma: You know, I think you are nothing but a damn-

Not taking his shit, Y/n's Eyes turned black as he gained blue electricity and sped in front of Kazuma.

Y/n: *demonic* ̷I̷'̷m̷ ̷W̷h̷a̷t̷?̷?̷

Kazuma started to shake, remembering that demonic voice, which turned out to be y/n as Zoom.

Y/n: ̷W̷e̷l̷l̷?̷

Kazuma: *not looking at his dark eyes* N-nothing. I was just angry..that's all.

Y/n: I̷ ̷d̷i̷d̷n̷'̷t̷ ̷t̷h̷i̷n̷k̷ ̷s̷o̷.̷.̷ *eyes turn back to normal* Be careful of what you say, Satou. Now, go finish your quest.

Kazuma goes back to fighting the Snow Sprites as Y/n walks back to Ashley and their Snow Sprite group they were with. The orange-haired girl was a bit startled by the demonic voice that came out of him..

Ashley: Umm, w-was that voice of yours part of your power?

Y/n: Yeah. Pretty cool, huh?

[With Kazuma and the rest]

Everyone else is trying to kill/capture their own sprites before Megumin thought of something..

Megumin: Kazuma!

Kazuma: What?

Megimun: I can use my explosion spell and incinerate all of them.

Kazuma: Do it! Just don't blow us away!

Megumin: Of course not! *staff begins to emit magical energy*

Y/n: *to Ashley* That's our cue to take cover. Grab your snow sprites.

Ashley: Ok.

They held onto the snow sprites they bonded with and hide into a ditch as Megumin recites her spell..

Megunin "By my efflux of deep Crimson, topple this world of snow and ice! Explosion!"

And her Explosion rang out, a wave of heat washing over the landscape. The snow that wasn't melted by it was kicked up as an outward expanding wall, blinding them before eventually clearing. When it had cleared, y/n looked up and saw that Kazuma was buried into a hill of snow,, Aqua had been blown back and was face first inside of a mound of snow, bursting out for air. Darkness looked pleased, even though her performance was relatively horrible, and Megumin was face down in the snow. Y/n lets the snow sprites he had go as he and Kazuma walks over to Megumin.

Y/n: How many did you get, Megumin?

Megumin: Hehe..I got eight of them. In total, I've defeated nine snow sprites. *gives a thumbs up* I even went up a level.

Kazuma: Alright, way to go! The only thing that would've made this cooler if you didn't make a faceplant.

Aqua head pops out of the snow as she takes a breath..

Darkness: He is here.

On Que, an almost blizzard like storm blew in, the wind and snow pelting down was fierce and came down strong enough to cause any shields to treat them as projectiles. But what was it that had arrived? Even Kazuma hadn't picked up anything on his motion tracker or with Enemy Detection.

Aqua: Y/n, Kazuma, Ashley.. there's a reason why no one wanted to take this quest.

Megumin, who'd just been ready to explain that same reason, was playing dead in the snow.

AquaWith the arrival of winter it means the presence of solely strong monsters, as all the weaker monsters have gone into hibernation. This one is one of the strongest there is. He is powerful enough that his bounty rivals that of a General of the Demon King. He is the master of Snow Sprites and the icon of winter. *smirks* He, is the Winter Shogun

The sudden storm cleared, before them stood a large and tall blue figure. He was clad in armor of a clearly Japanese design, pure white mist came from its faceplate as it exhaled. A katana was on its side, though it was of the same blue ethereal quality as the Winter Shogun himself.

Darkness had locked eyes with the Shogun, her sword drawn and her perverted expectations clearly readable on her face.

Darkness: I'm sure he plans to use his position of power as a shogun to do as he pleases to me! And I'll try to resist him, but he's sure to shame me beyond my capabilities..."

She was panting, hard, and her face was a flush red. Then without warning the Winter Shogun lunged forward and attacked. With a single quick and precise strike Darkness' sword was cut in half, the blade flying off somewhere into the snow.

Darkness: M-my sword!

There was a tinge of fear in her voice now. Perhaps she'd expected him to be strong, but not this strong.

Y/n: How exactly was this thing created?

Aqua: The Winter Shogun was born from the unconscious thoughts of those who wander these parts during the winter due to his existence as a spirit. Unfortunately, the only people who usually wander around these parts are cheat users.

Kazuma: You mean to tell us that it was some jackass from my country that brought this thing to life?!

Aqua: Yep. That's about it.

Y/n: Looks like Darkness needs some help.

He goes towards her, but the Snow Sprites he was with tried to block his way. Most likely trying to keep their friend from being killed.

Snow Sprite: *makes a sad noise and tries to push him back*

Y/n: It's ok, little one. I won't be hurt. But i can't stand by and let the Winter Shogun kill my friend.

They were a bit hesitant, but they relented and move out 0f the rider's way. Y/n summoned his driver and took out a card resembling Gaim Kachidoki Arms.

He scanned it which once again gave him the Sengoku Driver and the Kachidoki Lockheed.

Y/n: Lets have an honorary duel, shall we? *clicks open Lockseed*

[KACHIDOKI!]

The arms appeared above the rider from a helheim zipper crack. Y/n held the lock to his head.

Y/n: Henshin! *clips on Lockheed and locks it in*

[LOCK ON!]

The Orange then lands onto y/n's head, endorsing him in his rider suit before the metallic fruit separated into armor, bring Gaim Kachidoki into action..

[SOIYA!]
[KACHIDOKI ARMS!]
[IZA! SHUTSUIJIN!]
[EIN! EIN! OH~!"]

The Winter Shogun stared in immense interest seeing a worthy foe.

Gaim: If you want to kill her that badly, try going through me!!

[Fight!]
Gaim charged at the Winter Shogun with his flags in hand. The cold samurai raised his blade and try to cleave him in half, but the rider blocked the attack with the handle and slashed at its gut. The Winter spirit felt some pain.

Megumin raised her head from the snow to see Y/n as Gaim fighting the Winter Shogun..

Megumin: Whoa.

Kazuma looked down and saw that y/n's Pixelator was on the cold snow alongside a random card glowing a purplish Aura.

Kazuma: Y/n must've dropped this before transforming. *picks it up, alongside the card*

Aqua: *sees Kazuma with the Pixelator* Umm, Kazuma. I don't think you should-

Not listening to Aqua, Kazuma places the car into the slot and swiped it to bring something useful. Unfortunately, it caused violent electrical sparks it backfired, creating a glowing beam that fired at the rider, impaling him through the back and out the front, leaving him with a large scorching gasping hole on his chest. The Winter Shogun halted in shock of seeing his opponent struck by his own teammate.

Gaim dropped his weapons and was forcefully regretted back to Y/n as he slowly fell to his knees, feeling the gaping hole in his chest while coughing blood. Before he could comprehend what just happened, the object in front glowed again before it whipped a rising laser that cut through his body diagonally. That said laser reached near the test of the party, which made them dodge out the way.

Ashley: That was close.

Megumin: What about Y/n?

The girls looked towards Y/n, sitting motionless from the laser cut as his body slowly splits in half and falls left and right with blood gushing out.

Ashley: *scared* No.. please no!!

Aqua, Megumin and Darkness were all horrified of the fact their leader and friend were killed in front of them..

Girls: Y/NNN!!!!

[In the Void]
The Angel then finished explaining everything that's happened, with Y/n being killed by Kazuma's reckless use of his own gadget. The man was shocked to the core with Kazuma stupidly ending his life..

Y/n: *slowly gets enraged* he..HE FUCKING KILLED ME?!?!!

The Angel in question, hid behind the chair shaking from the loud outburst from y/n, who is now steaming with anger and twitching. She peaked from the chair and looked to see that his face is boiling with rage

Angel: O-oh... he is angry.

Y/n then felt arms wrapped around from behind. He turned to see Eris tearing up on his back..

Y/n: Eris..

Eris: *sniffles* I can't believe that happened to you.

Angel: It's truly a gruesome fate you encountered. For that, you can choose to go to heaven of be reborn into planet Earth.

Y/n: I'm skipping the heaven. It pretty much Crappy, based on what Aqua told me. I'm not taking that chance. Amd for Earth..that would mean ill forget about Belzerg and everyone I knew their. Can't you just bring me back?

Eris: Well..we honestly can't.

Y/n: Why not??

Angel: It's forb-

She was then cut off by a familiar voice speaking to Y/n..

???: Y/n! Y/n, can you hear me?!

Y/n: Huh?! Aqua??

He looks up to see blue cracks in the void with Aqua's voice speaking out.

Eris: T-that sounds like Lady Aqua. Is it really her?

Aqua: There's nothing to worry. I casted a Resurrection spell on your sliced in half body. It's fixed..thought we did vomited a few times from having to get the two halves..

Ashley: Not to mention, your intestines being poured out. I nearly lost it try to get them back to where they were.

Megumin: All that's left is for you to come back to this side!

Y/n: *hopeful* N-no way! I can go back!?

Angel: I'm Sorry, but that isn't possible.

Y/n: *skeptical* What?

Eris: A-according to the laws of Heaven, because you weren't born in that world; If you die there, you cannot return to it.

Y/n: I smell bullshit in that rule. *turns to the tear* Hey, Aqua. This angel is telling me that I cannot return, due to not being born there.

Aqua: Huh?! Whoever told you that is an idiot. You let that dummy know that I am an elite goddess from Japan. I don't take any lip from her.

Eris starts to shake and appears to be ready to cry, which y/n takes notice..

Y/n: *thinking* Aqua, I love you, but damn..dial back on the insults. *to Aqua* She heard you. Also, The other woman's name is Eris.

Aqua: Eris? You mean the Eris who thinks she's so special because she has her own currency here and a couple of followers? That over-rated twerp?

Eris: *gasps*

Aqua: Hey, Y/n.

Y/n: Yeah?

Aqua: If she keeps giving you more trouble, tell her I'll let everyone know she pads her bra.

Y/n: *confused* Wha-

Eris: *gives up* OKAY, OKAY! You win, I'll make an exception this time! I'll open the gate for him right away!

Y/n: Eris?

Eris: *looks away with a blush* Honestly, Lady Aqua is unreasonable as she ever was.

[Eris: Konosuba!]

Y/n can be seen in the blue glyph being ready to be revived, as Eris and the Angel stared at him.

Eris: That will take you to the living world..even though this isn't usually how it's done.

Angel: It was nice seeing you again, Ganbarizing.

Y/n: The same to you. Sorry about shouting at you.

Angel: *smiles* It is alright.

Eris: May I ask for a favor.

Y/n: Umm..sure.

The silver haired goddess walked towards y/n.

Eris: If you don't mind..*hugs his chest* Please keep this a secret.

Y/n: I wouldn't tell another soul.

Eris: Thanks. Also..

Eris tip-toes and plants her lips onto his, kissing him. Y/n wraps his arms on her and holds her up. It kept going for afew seconds before they separated.

Eris: We really should do this more.

Y/n: Yeah. But maybe save it when you confess in front of my friends.

He sets her down as she backs up, y/n starts to float. He reached to the light as he disappeared back to reality..

Angel: Y/n is really a unique person.

Eris: *blushes* Y-yeah.

Alice: *giggles*

[With Aqua and the party]
The girls were surrounding Y/n comatose body, that was healed and fixed up by Aqua's Magic. His head was also on Aqua's lap

Ashley: *teary eyes* Y/n, please wake up.

Darkness and Megumin were waiting anxiously for theur keader to wake up.. Then all of a sudden, Y/n opens his eyes, gasping for air like he never before. He sees the girls looking at him with tears in their eyes. Ashley was the first to speak.

Ashley: Y/n, you came back!

Y/n: Thanks to you, guys

Aqua: Honestly, I can't believe those two were so uptight about the rules

Darkness and Megumin: Y/n!! *glomps onto him and hugs him tight*

Y/n: *chuckles* Well, I'm glad you guys fixed me up. Wait..*sits up* Where the hell is Kazuma?

Aqua: After you we're sliced in half, The Winter Shogun felt dishonored that someone interrupted their duel with you being killed by Kazuma..

Ashley: So, he took his anger out of him, Froze him and threw him as far away from the forest. After that.. he disappeared.

Y/n: Wow..

Ashley: *hugs him tight* I'm just so glad you're ok. We wouldn't know what to do without you.

Y/n: Believe me.. there's no way in hell I'm abandoning you girls.

This made him squeal in happiness as Aqua grabbed his face and planted her lips on his. It lasted a few seconds before Ashley grabbed him and gave him her loving kiss as well. She parted after 5 seconds.

Y/n: *chuckles* Let's go home.

[Quest Retired]
[Snow Sprites killed: 18]
[Reward Amount: 1,800,000]

[Y/n: Kono..*Stomps on Kazuma's Manhood*][Kazuma: *Screams in agonizing pain* SSUUBBAA!!!]

[Timeskip]
Eventually, Y/n found Kazuma frozen in a block of ice. It won't kill him, but he won't move for a while. He brought him outside the adventurer Inn to the back and Joined the girls in the Guild, after washing themselves. Y/n walks towards Aqua, Ashley and Darkness on the table by themselves.

Aqua: Hey, Y/n.

Y/n: *sits inbetween Aqua and Ashley* Hey.

Darkness: We're you able to find Kazuma?

Y/n: I have him at the back of the Inn as a Statue Display. He'll stay like that until we get back.

Ashley: Serves him right.

Y/n: Trust me, my dear Sanders..I have something planned for him tomorrow. But right now..let's relax.

Darkness: I can agree to that.

Y/n: Oh, wait..where is Megumin? Is she still getting washed up?

The girls then had nervous looks on their face as Y/n then felt a pair of round flesh press up against his head. His eyes were then covered.

Y/n: What the?

???: Guess who?~

It sounded like Megumin..but more matured. His removed what was blinding him and turned around to see the girl, only to gain a shocked look at Megumin's new body appearance..

*A lot of you wanted Megumin to look like this, so as I promised.. here you go*

Megumin:*smiles* Hey. Like the new look?
Y/n: So..*turns to the other girls* do you ladies know how did this happen?

Aqua: *fiddles with her fingers* Well, it went like this.

[Flashback]
The girls were washing themselves in the female Adventurers bathroom..

Megumin: It was so horrifying see Y/n dying like that.

Aqua: Yeah. I hope we never have to see that again.

Darkness: Agreed.

Ashley: I wonder what we should do to Kazuma for killing Y/n though.

Aqua: I think we should leave that to y/n himself. He would want to punish that shut-in NEET.

Megumin: You have a point. *rinses herself.* I'm gonna go dry off.

The Crimson Mage got up with a towel and dried herself. Afterwards, she puts on her clothing and reaches to grab her magic stuff, when she felt magic being infused into herself..

Megumin: W-what was that?

She looks at her hands to see pink glowing lines flowing throughout her body, and then starts to convulse..

Megumin: *groans*

She felt herself getting taller, more leaner, her breasts grew similar to Darkness' size, her butt getting wider. She slowly got up

Ashley: Megumin, are you ok?
*gets out of the bathroom and turns to her* I heard groaning, and-*gets shocked* Oh.. my GOD!!

Aqua: *runs out*What us it?? I heard shou-*looks at Megumin* EHHHH??!!

Darkness: Is there a monster or-*looks at Megumin* Oh.

Megumin: *smiles sheepishly*

Her staff then shot a message paper onto the mages hand. Megumin unravels it as it read:

"If you saw and felt what had happened to you, then I know you will like the gift I gave you. I Khow that you'll show the man you love much then you can give.
M."

Megumin: "M". Who could possibly be "M"?

[Flashback]
Megumin: And that is how my body changed into this.

Y/n: Wow.. but are you feeling ok?

Megumin: *nods* Yeah. I am ok.

Y/n: That's good to hear.

Megumin: Also.. the is another thing.

Y/n: Hu-

Megumin then jumped into Y/n and shoved her lips on his, kissing him. Y/n was still in shock before she parted.

Y/n: Megumin.

Megumin: I've fell in love with you

Darkness: Y/n..

Y/n turned to the crusader, only to be met with a pair of lips onto his. She separated a few seconds later

Y/n: Were you in love with me too?

Darkness: I have. You always showed me kindness since we met. Despite my limitations.. you still accepted me in your party.

Megumin: You told me before that you see me as a woman.. long before my body changed. Do you still believe that?

Y/n: Of course I do. No matter what anyone said about you being a kid before.. you're mature in your own way. And that's the truth.

Megumin: *smiles warmly and hugs his neck* Thank you.

Darkness: Do you accept us?

Y/n: Well, that depends..*turns to Aqua and Ashley* What do you girls think?

Ashley: I don't seem to mind.

Aqua: Yeah. Us gotta stick together.

Y/n: Well, with that settled..lets order some grub. We have not eaten anything since this morning.

Ashley: You're telling me.

The group then ordered a table full of food to celebrate their official relationship with one another..

Y/n: Hopefully Kazuma doesn't die from hyperthermia. My plan won't work without him..

[Bonus ending]
A SpeedForce portal appeared on a open grassland as Y/n appeared with Kazuma. He set him down as the shut-in NEET backed away in fear..

Kazuma: *afraid* Please, for the love of God don't beat me up again!! I sorry I killed you! I'm begging you, don't hurt me!

Y/n: Kazuma, would you please shut the hell up?

Kazuma: eep.

Y/n: Thank you. Now.. the reason why I dragged your ass over is that...it doesn't matter.

Kazuma: Huh?

Y/n: Yes..it doesn't matter. I'm completely over you getting me sliced in half.

Kazuma: R-really??

Y/n: Yes. In fact..I got you a little something. *Clears his throat and inhales* OH, LADIES!!!

Some female voice can be heard after Y/n's shout.

???: I hear something nearby.

???2: It the sound of a male!!

???3: Is it really?!

A lot of screaming happy "girls" can be heard and rumbling footsteps getting closer. Kazuma gained a happy smile on his face..

Kazuma: *excited* Dude..you got me a Harem???

Y/n: I..guess you can say that. Oh, one last piece of advice before I go.

Kazuma: What?

Y/n: *leans close to his ear and whispered* Run..

With Kazuma confused, Y/n then sped off to a cliff where Aqua, Megumin, Darkness and Ashley are standing at. For them, he used a dimension wall to safely get the girls here.

Ashley: Wow..I didn't really expect you to not hurt him.

Aqua: I thought you would wanted to get payback for what he did to you.

Y/n: Actually, I still do.

Megumin: What exac-

Y/n raises a finger, and pointed towards a direction. The girls looked towards what y/n is pointing at and gained devious grins on their faces. Kazuma's happy face is then replaced with a petrified scared look as he saw was not human women.. but a horde of horny female Orc's running towards him with hearts in their eyes.

Female Orc: Come here, you sexy Hunk!

Female Orc 2: Why are you running, Handsome??

Female Orc 3: Me want to have your babies!! PUT SOME IN ME, NOW!!

Kazuma then shifted to the other side and starts running for his Virgin life, screaming like a banshee as he does.

Meanwhile, Y/nand his girlfriends is sitting on a lounge chair with popcorn and juice in hands, laughing at his misfortune.

Y/n: That's right, Bitch! You keep running!!

Kazuma: *shouts* How could you do this to me?!!

Y/n: Are you seriously asking that??

Kazuma: You cannot leave me like this!!

Y/n: Don't worry, Kazuma. I'll come get you..*looks at his watch and smirks* In about ten minutes.

Kazuma: DAMN YOU, Y/N!!

Y/n: Make that 15 minutes!!

Megumin: *goes to sit on his lap* Is he gonna be ok?

Y/n: Somewhat ok? Maybe. Physically and Mentally? No, he's gonna be scarred for life. And that can be by enjoyment.

Darkness: *chuckles* You can be evil sometimes.

Y/n: True...but it's necessary evil, just to make us even. *holds bucket of popcorn* Popcorn, M'lady?

Darkness grabbed some popcorn as the girls watched Kazuma's torment.

Y/n: I love being in this world...

[And that's the end. Hope you enjoy this. Seeya!]