A Prince Charming in Armor? Bitch, please!
After calculating the votes, the rider girl and the powers we'll summon, the winners are..Izu and Zero-One. I hope you enjoy the chapter..
[No one's POV]
After that bloody fight Eto as Kamen Rider Amazon Omega, Y/n was walking with Chris(Eris) to the inn they were staying in.
Y/n: Ok, were here. *sits on bed* Was there anything you wanted to tell me?
Chris: *shakily nods* Y-yes. Well..I just wanted to say that I was worried that you would get killed by that creppy lady.
Y/n: I survived worse. And even if many would still to come, I'll be prepared for it.
Chris: But how do you know?! How could you know if you're ready?
Y/n: I can mentally and physically prepare.
???: Hey.
The two turned to see Luna at the doorway.
Y/n: Hey, Luna. What brings you here?
Luna: I just came to say that your reward for that "Another Zi-O" Quest you completed is finally here.
Y/n: That's cool.
Luna: *sees Chris* Hey. Are you feeling ok?
Chris: Yeah. Yeah, I'm ok. In fact, I got someplace to be right now.
Y/n: I thought that you wanted to say something to me?
Chris: I-it can wait. I'll see you around.
Chris walks out the room, much to Y/n's and Luna's confusion.
Y/n: Chris..
Luna: *to y/n* Ready to come see your reward?
Y/n: Umm..sure.
Y/n followed his blonde girlfriend to the guild, where she twirled her fingers..
Luna: Umm..
Y/n: Whats wrong?
Luna: The richest lords that provided the reward..well..they went a bit overboard.
Y/n: Overboard? Just like how much?
[Timeskip]
Luna led y/n to a secret room where his reward could possibly be. When she opened the door, the young man took one notice and felt his jaw drop at the sight..
Y/n: Son of a bitch..
Y/n stared profoundly at a sign that said "Property of Y/n" and the large amounts of Eris and the stacks of gold.
[600,000,000Eris]
*Imagine that it is Eris currency*
[250,000,000Eris in gold bars]
[50,000,000Eris in gold coins]
Total: 900,000,000Eris
Y/n: They..they gave me this much?
Luna: They wanted to repay extra for reviving some of the family they had their in the village.
Y/n: That's mighty generous of them.
Luna: But how are you gonna carry this much?
Y/n summoned his Pixelator and Ridebooker and it shot out a card for him to use.
He swiped it as the card always absorbed into him..
[Attack Ride: Clock Up!]
Time slowed down as Y/n took out the storage bag he received and quickly scooped it each and every ounce of his newfound currency into the small, yet roomy bag.
[Clock Over!]
Time resumed back to normal as Luna blinked to see that everything was gone.
Luna: B-but how?
Y/n: The Power of Kabuto. With that..the speeds are my terrain.
The couple them walked back to see Kazuma holding Aqua's head back, as she is trying to try to take back whatever quest she chose..
Y/n: I better deal with this.
He walks off to the group fighting..
Y/n: Hey, hey..HEY!!!
Aqua and Kazuma jumped at the loud voice coming from their party leader and turned to Y/n coming this way..
Y/n: What the hell is going on here?
Ashley: *walks to him* Kazuma asked Aqua to choose a quest to do. And then he snatched it from her hands.
Y/n: And..what quest is it?
Kazuma, still holding the waving Aqua reads out the paper:
Kazuma: A Manticore and a Griffin are fighting over territory in the region and disturbing the peace. If you kill them, you will receive a reward of 500,000 Eris. *slams quest paper back on board* ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR MIND?! *inner thought* It's a good thing i came and checked on her. She was on her way to pick the most insane quest on the board.
Aqua gets free, and gives him a pout. Y/n looks through the board and sees one that fits for Aqua.
Y/n: Hey, Aqua. Why not this one?
Aqua takes the poster and reads out loud:
Aqua: ''Lake purification–The lake which was one of the water sources for the town had been polluted. Brutal alligators had moved into the lake. Request for someone to purify the lake. The monsters in the lake will leave after purifying the lake, there is no need to fight the monsters *Requirement: Priest with purification magic. Reward is 300,000 Eris.'' eEEEEEE!!! This has my name written all over it. So, how about it?
Y/n: Hold on..you can purify water?
Aqua: Are you kidding? You silly boy.. Who do you think I'm the goddess of?
Kazuma: Debt, misfortune, poverty, alcoholism, party tricks-
Aqua: Goddess of Water! I'm the Goddess of Water you idiot! You don't have to be so rude. And you should be tell by my blue eyes and blue hair!
Y/n: Take it easy, Aqua. Let's take it.
Ashley: In fact, with you doing that, you can have the reward all to yourself.
Aqua: Oh..*laughs nervously*
Kazuma: And how would you deal with the alligators?
Y/n: It does sound illogical to go in open predator waters without protection.
Aqua: Well..I was think you guys could protect me.
Kazuma: Hmmm... and how long does it take to purify the lake? Like 5 minutes?
Aqua: Umm...more like half a day.
Kazuma: *slams quest on board* No Thank You!!
Aqua: *whines and grabs Kazuma* Please, Please, Please, Kazuma! Help me out here! I really really need this!!
Kazuma: *shoves her arms away* How can you purify a lake anyway?
Aqua: Well..in a high level goddess. All I have to do is touch the water and that should do the trick.
Kazuma: That's it, huh? Well, i have an idea to keep you safe from the monsters while you do it.
Aqua: How?
[Luna: Konosuba!]
[Exploration quest]
[Purify the Riverhead Lake]
The lake in question was reasonably far out of town but was within walking distance, so they didn't need to worry about getting any form of horse transport. The lake itself sat in a rather well levelled out area in a large clearing, though the place that he'd be standing at was located on a hill not too far from the lake. The Party was now walking to the lake with Aqua sitting while hugging her knees protected..in a iron bar cage.
Aqua: A-are you sure about this?
Kazuma: What are you worried about? You're perfectly safe in there.
Aqua: I feel like rare monster being carted off to a circus.
After reaching the lake, they set the cage in the middle of the lake as Aqua gets to work on Purifying the lake.
Kazuma: Hey Aqua, I thought there were supposed to be giant, ferocious alligators here?
Aqua: There are. Haven't you seen them?
Y/n: No, all I've seen are the tiny fish swimming around. Most of them are swarming around you.
Aqua: Oh well, the fish can't be helped. After all, I am the Goddess of Water.
Ashley: It is rather pitiful to call yourself a Goddess…
Aqua: Why don't you or anyone else believe me?! *splashes around in the lake throwing a fit*
Y/n: Hey Aqua! How's the purification process going?!
Aqua: Good! *gives a thumbs up to him, then turned* I don't actually know how well it's going.
Kazuma couldn't help but sigh hearing that and shook his head.
Kazuma: Well hurry up! Sitting in water like that all day is going to get you sick!
Aqua: I already told you it's going well! What do you want from me?!
Kazuma: To finish this job!
Aqua: If I weren't caged up over here I"d go over there and punch you right now!!
Y/n noticed ripples on the water off in the distance and coming close..
Darkness: *holds y/n's arm with glee* Here they come!
Aqua: Huh?!
Aqua was caught off guard by it. That it was around a dozen purple alligators the size of Scorpion main battle tanks.
Darkness, as he would've expected, just straight into the midst of all of them. Aqua watched in horror as they attacked her and started chanting her magic into the water.
Aqua: *panicking* PURIFICATION! PURIFICATION! PURIFICATION! AURDEL, I WANT TO GET OUT OF THE LAKE!"
Kaxuma: You're not getting out of the lake until it's all purified! That's the job, remember?!
Aqua: PURIFICATION! PURIFICATION!
She screamed as she saw one of the alligators move away from Darkness and come towards her. Because of the weight chained to her leg, she was only able to run in circles away from it.
Aqua: Y/N, COME HELP ME ALREADY!"
Y/n: Think of that alligator as encouragement to get the job done quicker!
Aqua: *angrily* YOU'LL RECEIVE DIVINE RETRIBUTION FOR THIS!
"Try me! I've already died once!
Megumin: Y/n, shouldn't we help them?
Y/n: No, not yet. Aqua is working faster because of the alligators and Darkness would complain if we stopped it now.
Kazuma: We'll wait until the situations get bad before moving in.
And so waited they a little while longer. It took about ten minutes for that to happen.
Aqua: ANYONE, HELP-!
Aqua's head disappeared into the mouth of the alligator.
Y/n: Alright, now we can help. *turns to the mage* Megumin?
[Timeskip from all that jibber-jabber Crimson Demon shit]
Megumin: Explosion!
[Konosuba!]
[Purify Riverhead Lake]
[Results: Lake Purification Successful!]
The lake was now purified and the water is clearer than ones back on Earth. For Aqua..she is sitting traumatized from being inside a gators mouth..
Darkness: She looks troubled.
Y/n: Being inside a giant toad's Stomach was bad enough. I can't imagine what she saw with the gator.
Kazuma: Lets just go back to the guild.
Ashley: Are we just gonna leave her in that cage?
Kazuma: Hey, Aqua?
Aqua:...
Darkness: Aqua?
Y/n: Aqua, you alright?
Aqua: ... *starts crying*
Kazuma: If that's enough to make you cry, you should have retired from the quest. Come on were going home. We decided that you can keep the 300,000 eris.
Y/n: Thats right. It's your quest, not ours. You deserve it.
Kazuma: C-Come on, get out of the cage already. The alligators are gone.
Aqua: Just take me back like this
Kazuma: What did you say?
Aqua: The would outside this cage is scary.
The group felt weirded out to see Aqua behaving like this. It's so out of character for her. Left with no option, they had back with the caged goddess..
[Someplace else]
In an unknown mountainous region, a battle brewed between human and beast. A man with free-flowing dirty blonde hair wearing a full set of plate armor blue in color with gold gilded borders, as well as a wing motif on the chest area.
Behind him stood two women, one with green hair wielding a blade wearing rather revealing clothing. The other with red hair, wearing a short light green mantle with also less revealing clothing though still there.
Green Hair: That's the legendary Ancient Dragon.
Red Hair: Can we beat that thing?Maybe we should run away...
The man stood his ground pointing his sword towards the dragon..
Mitsurugi: *monologing* My name is Mitsurugi Kyouya. I was the sort of ordinary high schooler you could find anywhere, but in the abyss of death, I met a lovely goddess, and was reincarnated into this world as a chosen hero.
Mitsurugi: If we let this dragon run rampant, many people could be injured, or lose thier lives. We are the only ones who can defeat it!
The girls: Kyouya!
Green Hair: The sacred treasure said to be, created by the God's, which only Kyouya can wield...
Red Hair: The Cursed Sword, Gram!
Kyouya lets out a war cry as he sent the blade forward, a blue light shots up towards the sky, piercing the mountainous horizon blinds the area in white light for a moment. Later the three were seen walking in the city of Axel, the woman with red hair holding onto Kyouya's arm.
Red Hair: That's my Kyouya! Only he could defeat the Ancient Dragon in a single blow!
Green Hair: Wh-When did he become yours?!
Mitsurugi: Hey, now, stop that..
He looked up to the orange sky and thought of what he had to do in this world..
Mitsurugi: *thinking* I will save this world, without fail. I made a promise to her...
Not long about thinking of the past he is taken out of his thoughts by a familiar voice singing sorrowfully.
???: A used-up goddess is being transported along..."
Mitsurugi: that voice... I've heard it before!'
Green Girl: Kyouya? Where are you going?!
He ran down an alleyway to see the group walking down the road, with the horse-drawn cage still having Aqua in it.
Aqua: *monotone* I'm sure they're taking me away to be sold...
Mitsurugi looks one before his face turns into pure horror and shock. He then runs towards her..
Mitsurugi: Lady Goddess!
Onlookers watched the group pass by with shock at the state of Aqua, seeing how she was.
Aqua: *eerie* I'm sure they're taking me away to be sold...
Kazuma: Hey, Aqua, we're in the city now, so stop singing that song. Just transporting a woman on her knees in a beat-up cage is already drawing everyone's attention.
Y/n: In fact, why not just get out of there Aqua?
Aqua: No. Inside this cage is my sanctuary. The outside world is scary, so I won't come out for a while.
Megumin: She's completely holed herself up in there.
Darkness: Yeah...
Kazuma: She's just like I used to be...
Megumin and Darkness: Huh?
Kazuma: Oh, nothing, never mind.
???: Lady Goddess! It's you, isn't it, Lady Goddess?!
The six turn around to see Mitsurugi pull back two bars creating a large gap in it, the four look in surprise. Y/n has a stern look seeing this guy.
Megumin: Seriously?
Mitsurugi: What are you doing in such a place, Lady Goddess?!
Darkness comes up behind him, placing a hand on his shoulder.
Darkness: Hey..*Mitsurugi looked behind his shoulder* Don't touch my ally so freely. Who are you?
Kazuma: *walks up to the cage whispering to Aqua* You know him, don't you? He was calling you a goddess. Do something!
Aqua: *looks up at Kazuma* Goddess? Yes! That's right! I'm a goddess!
Y/n: *thoughts* Talk about a 180° personality flip.
She climbed out of the cage to only stumble to her knees, she rose up once more.
Aqua: So, what business do you have with a goddess such as myself? *looks at him for a moment* Who are you?"
???: *shocked* It's me, Mitsurugi Kyouya! The Mitsurugi Kyouya who received this cursed sword, Gram from you and was reincarnated in this world!
Aqua plays it off as she pretends to remember, while y/n watched from the left side of the cart.
Aqua: Of course! That guy! Sorry, I totally forgot! I've sent so many people, so it's inevitable that I'd forget some!
Kyouya: Y-Yes... It's been a while, Lady Aqua. I have been working hard everyday as your chosen hero. By the way... Why have you been locked up in a cage?
One Explanation Later..
Mitsurugi: W-What!? *grabs Kazuma by the collar* You dragged the goddess to this world? Then you locked her in a cage and dunked her in a lake?!"
Aqua: W-Wait! I'm having lots of fun every day, and I'm not upset about having been dragged here anymore.
Mitsurugi: Aqua-sama, I don't know how this man won you ever, but you are a goddess! And yet, this little...
Kazuma: *thoughts* This jerk just says whatever he wants. He doesn't even know Aqua all that well!
"What?" One onlooker says.
"Fighting over a woman?" Another says.
Mitsurugi: By the way, where are you staying right now, Aqua-sama?
Y/n: In a Paid Inn.
"Huh?"
He pulled Kazuma closer to him.
Darkness goes over and grabs him by the wrist,
Darkness: Hey, take your hands off him! Is there no limit to your rudeness?!
Megumin: He's kind of making me want to blow him up," Megumin says.
Y/n places a hand on her shoulder as another was on the hilt of his sword..
Y/n: We don't want to destroy an entire block, Megu. Even though..I wanna Clock-Up this guy..
Mitsurugi: *sees the three girls next to Y/n* A crusader, arch wizard, and a knight? I see. You're blessed with wonderful party members. You have such excellent people here, yet you make Aqua-sama sleep in a lowly inn Have you no shame?
Kazuma: *looks at Gram* I'm sure this guy has lived a life free of worry with that Cursed Sword Gram that he got as a perk when reincarnating. I worked my way up from square one, so why must I get lectured by a guy like him?
Mitsurugi: All of you ladies should travel with me, a sword master, from now on. I'll even buy you full sets of high-grade equipment.
The girls and y/n looks at him as Aqua walks over and whispers to them,
Aqua: Hey, this is bad. This guy seriously freaks me out. He's the narcissistic type, and that scares me"
Darkness: *hugs herself* What should I do? My instincts won't let me accept that man," *balls her hand into a fist* I enjoy getting hit more than attacking, but something about him makes me want to hit him.
Ashley: I can tolerate being next to Kazuma..I don't think I want to stand close to him.
Megumin: Can I blow him up? Can I blow him up?
Y/n: We just talked about this Megumin. I do want to knock him in his place though. Look, dude, it sounds like my allies unanimously don't want to join your party. Bye, then. Let's go.
The group turns around and begins to walk away. Mitsurugi runs in front of the group causing them to stop once more.
Mitsurugi: Wait!
Y/n: Would you move aside?
Mitsurugi: Sorry, but I can't leave Aqua-sama in this environment
Kazuma: What now? He's the type that won't listen to anyone. I can see where this is going..
"Will you have a match with me?" Kyouya says.
Kazuma: called it..
If you win, I'll listen to any request you have. If you lose..you'll have to relinquish Lady Aqua and the ladies to me.
Kazuma: All right, I'm in. Here I go!
He dodges Kazuma's attack and pulls out Gram, but was still unprepared..
Mitsurugi: H-hey wait!
Kazuma: Steal!
Kazuma outstretches his hand causing a blinding white to blind the armored boy. Mitsurugi opens his eyes seeing Gram was now in the possession of Kazuma. Y/n walks over to see the two. Due to the weight of the blade, Kazuma slams it onto Kyouya's head with the broadside, knocking him unconscious.
Kazuma: That'll teach you to say whatever you please.
???: C-Coward! Coward, coward, coward!
The group looked at the two girls, Kazuma speaks up,
Kazuma: Are you two this guy's allies?" *Points at the unconscious sword master*
"That's right, you disgusting man! Coward!" The green-haired woman yells.
Kazuma: *thinking* This cheater with a cursed sword who challenged a novice adventurer with weak gear to match is the real coward!
"Give back Gram! Only Kyouya can use that cursed sword!"
"Huh?" Kazuma looks at Aqua, "For real?"
"The Cursed Sword Gram is for this embarrassing guy's use alone," Aqua facts the statement.
Kazuma thought for a moment, "Well, I have it now, so I guess I'll keep it," He grabs the handle of the blade and begins to drag it as he walks forward.
"W-Wait just a second," The red-haired woman says.
"We won't accept the way you won!" The other says.
Kazuma: *stops at his tracks* I'm an advocate of true gender equality, a guy who has no problem doling out a dropkick to a female opponent..*points his hand towards him* Don't think I'll go easy on you,
He looks over his shoulder with a rather creepy smile on his face, only y/n can recognize..
Y/n: Oh, no.
Kazuma: I'll unleash my Steal ability right here in public..
"Huh?"
"Wh-wha?"
He laughed mischievously as he rose his arm towards them..
Kazuma: So, what'll it be?"
He began to move his fingers while continuing his laugh, as the two looked in horror"Come on. Come on!"
Girls: No!
The two yell before running down the pathway behind them, dragging Mitsurugi with them.
"Nice!" Darkness says.
"Ya know doing
[Everyone: Konosuba]
[The next day]
At the tavern the group was at the bar counter minus Aqua, Megumin was eating, Darkness and Y/n were drinking while Kazuma just had his chin rested on his hand.
Aqua: Why?!
Aqua yells at Luna while shaking her to and fro, fro and to.
That was Aqua's voice,"Darkness says casually before taking a sip from her drink.
"I wonder what happened," Megumin says.
Y/n: Probably the usual..*drink a little from his mug*
Kazuma: *lets out a sigh* Is she never satisfies until she's caused a commotion?
Aqua walks to the group sitting at an empty seat next to Kazuma..
Aqua: She said my reward this time, after deducting the cost of the broken cage, is 100,000 eris. The cage repair fee is 200,000 Eris. *She puts her head between her arms* I wasn't even the one who broke it... The next time I see that man, I'm going to nail him with God Blow for sure!
Y/n: Ah, wouldn't that be a sight to see.
Mitsurugi: I've been looking for you, Satou Kazuma!
He was panting as the two women from before were behind him cowering slightly.
"I heard about you from a certain thief girl. She said you're a demon who strips off panties! What's more, there also seem to be rumors that you're into getting girls covered in slime as another male watches!
Y/n: Don't you dare bring me into the hole of rumors!
Mitsurugi: They call you 'Kazuma the Brute'
"Hey, wait! Tell me who's spreading that around!" Kazuma says with a faint blush and sweat on his face.
He looks at Aqua, "Aqua-sama, I swear I will defeat the Devil King. So, please, party up with me--
Aqua then sucker punches him square in the face with her God Blow,
Aqua: God Blow! She looms over him as the two women scream. She then grabs him by the red scarf..
Aqua: Hey, you! Pay the repair fee for the cage you broke! It's 300,000! 300,000!
Mitsurugi: Oh, uh, sure... *pulls out a pouch of Eris*
Kazuma: *whispers to Y/n* Didn't she say 200,000 earlier?
Y/n: Probably. But just gonalong with it..
Aqua: *sat back down, this time rather happily* Excuse me! One drink and a stack of fried frog, please!
Mitsurugi: *stands up* I... I realize this request is asking too much..*bows* But, please, could you return the cursed sword to me? In exchange, I'll buy you the finest sword in the shop--
Megumin tugs on Kyouya tugs on his cape, cutting him off..
Megumin: First, there's the matter of the cursed sword no longer being in his possession..
Mitsurugi: Huh? S-Satou Kazuma, where's the cursed sword?Wh-Wh-Where did my cursed sword go?
Kazuma: *raises a pouch of Eris with a Blank look* I sold it..
In a moment Mitsurugi runs towards the tavern entrance,
Mitsurugi: Damn it!!
Women: Kyouya!*runs after him*
Kazuma: *drops arm* This money is meaningless..
Darkness: *walks over to Kazuma* Oh, by the way, He kept calling Aqua a goddess. What was that about?
Aqua: I've kept this to myself till now, but I'll tell you. I am Aqua, the goddess who rules water, worshiped by the Religious Order of Axis. Yes, I am the goddess Aqua!
Darkness & Megumin: Did you dream that?
Aqua: N-No!
Ashley: *to y/n* Is she really a goddess?
Y/n: She's..more like a self entitled Brat..
Speaker: Emergency! Emergency!
Y/n: Again?
Speaker: All adventures, please arm yourselves at once and gather at the front of the city! Adventurers Satou Kazuma and Y/n L/n! You're party in particular, as quickly as possible, please!
All of you: Huh?
Y/n: Please don't tell me it's that purple crybaby again...
[I'm gonna cut this chapter off here. I know that you want Izu to come, but I'm not doing it yet. However..I will give you a hint of what I'm adding: Strix. Hope to see you guys next time]
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