*sitting at the table with hubs and Jamie and looking at a period tracker app I've decided to try out. I noticed in the notes section you can tap on a love heart for when you've been 'intimate.' 🙄 So I showed it to hubs and we both started laughing.*

Jamie: what's so funny?
Me: nothing.
Jamie: what? What is it?
Me: it's just an app.
Jamie: what for?
Me: *gives up* For my period.
Jamie: *leans back in his chair and pulls a face*

Me: you did ask.
Jamie: why would you put your period in an app? I can tell you what it is, I'll be like "mum, can I have some chocolate?" and you'll be like *high voice* "no you can't have any of my chocolate because I'm on my period and you just don't understand what it's like!"
Hubs: *hysterical laughing*
Me: what?
Jamie: yeah, you walk around like "my stomach, my back, it hurts, don't touch my chocolate or I'll kill you!"
Me: I can't believe you just said that.
Jamie: I know, I'm so funny aren't I?