*Chloe and Jamie making their lunches for school in the kitchen*

Chloe: *cutting up a cucumber* Anything with seeds in it should be classed as a fruit!
Me: so a cucumber then?
Chloe: yes!
Me: but that's a vegetable.
Chloe: we'll make it a fruit then!  I'll go to the Premier (political leader of our state) about this!
Jamie: there aren't any vegetables with seeds...
Me: capsicum!
Chloe: yes!
Me: pumpkin!
Chloe: yes!
Jamie: cantaloupe!
Me: 😐
Chloe: 😐
Me: cantaloupe is a fruit Jamie
Jamie: well I don't know!