Chloe: *comes running in after a shower* Oh my god mum, look at my feet!
Me: *looks at her feet* Oh that's-
Chloe: it's stained them! It won't wash off!
Me: no it's-
Chloe: this is your fault! You told me to spray my shoes with deodorant today!
Me: cause your shoes were smelly and you were meeting Buckley.
Chloe: well they've stained them white now!
Me: that's not deodorant.
Chloe: yes it is!
Me: that's a tan line.
Chloe: 😑
Me: 😂
Chloe: *storms off*