*Driving home from the hospital, see a missed call from Nick on my phone*

Nick: hello?
Me: I had a missed call from you.
Nick: yeah, where's Chloe's metal detector?
Me: I got rid of it.
Nick: why?!?!
Me: nobody played with it, why do you want it? Are you going to look for gold?
Nick: no, Jamie's stupid.
Me: why?
Nick: he lost the $2 he gave me this morning.
Me: how?
Nick: he made a bet that if I threw it in the grass he'd find it and now we can't find it.
Me: *silence*
Nick: mum?
Me: I'm here, just marveling at the level of stupidity here.
Nick: I'm not the stupid one.
Me: you threw money into metre tall grass assuming your brother would find it, you're just as stupid.
Nick: *groans and huffs* he's so stupid!
Me: You're just as stupid to believe him! I'll be home in five, we'll look then.
Nick: okay, bye.
Me: bye.
Chloe: That's a lot of stupid there mama.
Me: I know Chloe...I know...