Me: Chloe I think I need to buy you some new underwear, all the ones you have are too small.
Chloe: sure mum.
Me: which ones do you prefer, knicker style or boy leg?
Jamie: she likes boy leg?
Me: how do you know this?!
Jamie: she told me.
Me: but I'm asking her, it's weird that you're answering that question for her.
Jamie: but she told me!
Me: still weird.
Chloe: boy leg please mama!
Jamie: see, I told you! High five mum!
Me: I am not high-fiving you.
Jamie: but I was right!
Me: I'm still not high-fiving you...