*Nick is the biggest procrastinator and whiner when it comes to helping out around the house*
Hubs: hurry up and eat and I'll meet you out in the shed.
Nick: oh why do I always have to work?
Me: you've been on holidays for three weeks! How much work do you think you've actually done around here in that time?
Nick: around 60%
Me: more like 80% of sitting around in your pyjamas!
Jamie: oh what about his excuses...*low, moaning voice* I'm thirsty!
Me: I'm hungry!
Jamie: I need to go to the toilet!
Me: I'm tired!
Jamie: I've hurt my back!
Me: I broke a fingernail!
Jamie: I've hurt my hammy!
Me: I've got a headache!
Jamie: I drank some milk and now I'm lactose intolerant!
Me and Jamie: *hysterical laughing*
Nick: 😑