*Boys have finished playing Saturday morning tennis then we hit the local shopping centre*
Me: shall we grab some sushi for lunch?
Nick: alright!
Jamie: yes please!
*order sushi rolls and asked if we'd like drinks*
Nick: Sunkist please.
Jamie: can I have the pink one that Chloe has but green instead?
Me: have you ever had those before?
Jamie: yeah, course I have!
Me: *thinks, I've never bought him one before but okay. Server places drinks on the counter with the sushi. I look at Jamie who now looks quite dubious*
Me: is this the one you want?
Jamie: hmmm...
Me: did you want the Sprite? That's green.
Jamie: no I want that one but I don't think I can have it.
Me: why not?
Jamie: it's got alcohol in it.
Me: what?
Jamie: look at the shape of the bottle!
Me: *picks up bottle and looks at Japanese label* It's melon flavour.
Jamie: oh yeah! I'll have that! But there's no alcohol in it right? Cause I'm too young for alcohol.
Me: there's no alcohol Jamie...