You don't need to know about me.

All you need to know is that I'm a lier.

Have I lied to you?

Idk.

Depends on who you are.

Maybe if you comment your name,

I could tell you.

Want to know if you're ugly or not?

Comment and ask.

Want to know any opinion,

I have on you?

Comment and ask dumbass.

You're probably not a dumbass.

But you can ask.

Are you fat?

Just ask I'll tell you.

To do most of this,

You have to know me in real life.

But I'll tell you anyways.

Are you looking for a friend?

Don't look for a good one here.

I left all my real friends,

In another state.

Now they probably hate me,

Or want me back.

Dogs or cats?

Neither.

Beetles.

Don't judge.

Actually go ahead.

I don't care.

                                   -Lio & Katee