Column 🏛: made a group chat

Column 🏛 added Ashy💕🥺😘, Vi, 🍕 boi, Helicopter Mother 🚁, Little breadstick 🥖,Other Roommate 🙈 to the group chat

Column 🏛: named the group chat "butthead patrol 💩"

Column 🏛: y'all the power went out at school. No class for the rest of the day.

🍕 boi: It's from the storm.

Vi deleted Ashy💕🥺😘 from the chat.

Helicopter Mother 🚁: Why did you do that?

Vi: he's next to me and you all know he can't handle group chats.

Little breadstick 🥖: this is true.

"That's rude." Ashton said, looking over my shoulder at my phone. The two of us were sitting on the couch in my apartment, having just finished lunch.

"You know it's true, though, babe." I glare at him. He sends so many gifs.

    "Doesn't mean I need to like it." He grumbles. "Why is that my nickname? Give me that." He takes my phone out of my hand and renames his contact.    

    I take my phone back and see it's just titled "Daddy".

    "Okay, no. What if someone thinks that you're my actual father? Some girls still call their father that, which is just horrible since you've ruined it for me, but..."

    "Fine, I'll fix it." He smirks, taking it back and hiding the screen so I can't see before locking it and handing it to me.

    Unsure of what the damage is, I unlock my phone, seeing the screen now read "Daddy Ash 😍🥵🤤".

    "I don't think that's any better..." I roll my eyes.

    "Don't change it," He pleads. "I love it."

    I sigh.

    "You're my emergency contact. What if I'm in an accident, do you really think the paramedics are going to want to call you?"

    Ashton just smirks.

    "Most people aren't as kinky as you, shut up."

    I get another text from the group chat and go back to reading it.

Column 🏛: mine and Mikey's apartment has no power :(

Column 🏛: Let's hang out tonight since there's nothing better to do.

Other Roommate 🙈: I'm in! Fuck school

Other Roommate 🙈: Also, Cali, you can stay with us while your apartment is out of power if you want.

Other Roommate 🙈: Michael too.

    "Ha, Sarah forgot about Michael." I tell Ashton. He chuckles, looking at the screen.

    "Haha, afterthought."

Helicopter Mother 🚁: Could be fun.

🍕 boi: Can we order pizza?

🍕 boi: NO

🍕 boi: VI CAN YOU MAKE US PIZZA? PLEASE?

Vi: If that's what you all want.

Vi: Ashton says he'll help. He's made it once before.

Little breadstick 🥖: I'm not in the mood to be poisoned, thanks tho.

Helicopter Mother 🚁: Don't be rude, Lu. Ashton isn't that bad of a cook.

Vi: thank you sammi. someone will be punished later... -ASH xx

Little breadstick 🥖: daddy, no~

Vi: thats not how you get what you want baby boy -ASH xx

Vi: he's not your daddy, he's mine back the fuck off. -Vi

Vi: Ashton stole my phone, oh my god, that wasn't me. He's the worst 🤦‍♀️

    "You need to stop with this." I scold.

    "Last I checked, you didn't give the orders." Ashton smirked, calmly scrolling on his own phone without looking in my direction, like he didn't just tackle my phone away from me. I sighed, reminding myself how much I love him. 

A thought popped into my head, and I turn back to the groupchat.

Vi: How would you guys feel about meeting some of my nursing friends?

Column 🏛: Do they like to party?🥳🤩🎉

Vi: Do...we like to party?

🍕 boi: fuck dude you just got owned.

Helicopter Mother 🚁: Yes! I want to meet the dumb boy responsible for breaking your ankle 😡😡😡

Little breadstick 🥖: I want to meet this fucker too. We need to have words.

🍕 boi: I won't share any of my pizza with this twat.

Vi: It wasn't Niall's fault, I've explained this already. I'm going to invite them, you'll like them all, I promise.

To: NURSING 325 Study Group

Vi: Hey! Some of my friends are getting together tonight for pizza and probably drinks since power is out at school. You guys in? They want to meet you.

Louis from NUR 325 🚑: seems like it could be fun.

🌞 in human form: HELLZ YEA BABY, WHEN AND WEHRE?

Vi: My apartment in about an hour? I'm going to make the pizza with my boyfriend.

Louis from NUR 325 🚑: *where

Hazza 🌻: Ah, the boyfriend. We get to meet him?

Vi: ...Yes?

Hazza 🌻: Good. I would like a word with him.

Louis from NUR 325 🚑: about what?

Hazza 🌻: Want to make sure he's treating our girl right.

Vi: Oh my god, you're all ridiculous.

🌞 in human form: Yeah, Hazza and I will kill him if he's not!!!! 💉🔪🧨

Vi: Actually, everyone's already in line to kill you, Ni. They think it's your fault I broke my ankle...

Louis from NUR 325 🚑: need some ice for that burn, Nially?

Hazza 🌻: Uhm. I'm not going to murder anyone.

🌞 in human form: 🙄 I ain't scared of no punk-ass posers.

Vi: No one's killing anyone. It's going to be tame, but if you want I'll let you each ask Ash one question. Is that all right, Haz?

Hazza 🌻: I'll think about what I want to ask him.

Vi: Great, so you'll all come?

🌞 in human form: I'm bringing vodka and you're going to take a shot w me, Vi

Vi: I don't do shots, Ni. I'm not getting drunk

🌞 in human form:

Vi: Ash sends that gif to me every day. It won't work on me.

🌞 in human form: *pouting*

Louis from NUR 325 🚑: did you just enclose a phrase in asterisks to let us know you're pouting?

🌞 in human form: I'm sad, 😢 what else would I do? You can't see me 😭😭😭😭😢😠

Vi: okay, weirdos. See you in an hour or so.

Hazza 🌻: See you, Vi.

To: butthead patrol 💩

Vi: Okay, they're in. They'll all be here in an hour, and Ash and I will make the pizza. You can all come over whenever.

Other Roommate 🙈: thanks for inviting me to my own home

Vi: We're going to Ashton's, butthead. He has all the stuff to make pizza.

Helicopter Mother 🚁: sounds good. I'm downtown for class, but I'll be over when I drive back.

Little breadstick 🥖: I'm at the store, I'll come over when I'm done.

    I show my phone to Ashton who smirks knowingly.

    "How much you want to bet Sammi doesn't have class at this time." I get up and look at her schedule on the fridge, which like I predicted, doesn't show class at this time.

Other Roommate 🙈: I didn't know you had class at this time on Tuesday, Sammi...

Helicopter Mother 🚁: I'm working on a project. With some classmates.

Vi: Luke, since you're at the store, can you pick up drinks?

Little breadstick 🥖: Uhh...sure. I'm getting tequila tho

Luke was our go-to guy to buy alcohol, since he's the first one in our group to turn 21. His birthday was a couple weeks ago.

    "He's so not at the store." Ashton laughs as I walk back over and hand him the phone. "Luke and Sammi are going to show up together, late, because they have to go all the way to Meijer and then back, I bet my life on it."

Column 🏛: nooo, get something good Lukey

Little breadstick 🥖: fine, I'll get whiskey and vodka

Vi: Niall said he'd bring vodka, just whiskey and your horrible drink should be fine.

Other Roommate 🙈: Pick up mixers too? I'm not drinking anything straight.

🍕 boi: LMAO weak, Sarah.

🍕 boi: get chips too.

Little breadstick 🥖: 🖕

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Just in case anyone needed to know, here's who's who...

Luke: Little breadstick 🥖

Calum: Column 🏛

Ashton: Ashy💕🥺😘 / Daddy Ash 😍🥵🤤

Michael: 🍕 boi

Sammi: Helicopter Mother 🚁

Sarah: Other Roommate 🙈

Louis: Louis from NUR 325 🚑

Harry: Hazza 🌻

Niall: 🌞 in human form

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I love making these group chats with them. reminds me of my friends, we have this group chat and it's literally just trash. we just bash on each other constantly. 

Hope everyone's doing well! I got to go scuba diving yesterday and I went camping with my friends this weekend, which was *so much* fun. I meant for this to be longer/be more substance, but I got motion sick in the car and had to stop writing, so this is all I've got for now. Hopefully I'll be back soon with another update! :D 

love you all <3 :) 

~ashtonfortherwin