I hurriedly wipe away the pasta from my face, man that pasta was good. But that was quite embarrassing. I step back only to step onto a piece of paper laying carelessly on the ground. I pick up the paper and look at the drawing on it.
    Looks like a child drew this.......A CHILD DID DRAW THIS. DOES GOTH HAVE KID?! EVEN WORSE, WHO WOULD BE THE FATHER?! I about fainted from stress. I think I did cause now all I remember is darkness and something hard hitting my back....

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    I continued to watch television, flipping through each channel trying to look for something to watch. I heard the sound of paper but ignored it, soon a thump sounded. Now I can't ignore it. I warily get up from the couch and walk to the kitchen.
    I rush to palette's unconscious body and see one of his drawings in his hand. His face was completely yellow, a confused and worried expression on his face. What could be so worrying about a drawing? I grab palette's shirt by his shoulders and begin to drag him over to the couch, hitting his body against a few empty box's on the way.
    I leaned his back against the couch, attempting to push his torso onto the stupid cushion. I gave up on that and pulled his legs onto the couch. Now his torso was laying flat on the ground with his feet up on the couch. I pull on his hands and try to get him on the couch. I succeed and groan slightly. For an energetic and skinny monster, he was heavy.
    His eyes flutter open as he sits up. Great! Now he's awake!. I thought sarcastically. He blushes as he looks up at me. Something didn't seem right. He grabs the drawing in his lap and shows it to me. "I am so sorry! I didn't know you had a kid!" I blush profusely at his accusation. I-I don't have a- oh. I nervously chuckle and grab the drawing from palette.
    "Palette, this is your drawing" he tilts his head in confusion, a curious look in his pin-pricks. Though that look didn't last long. His sockets became empty voids and a dark demeanor came about him.
    "Oh..."

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