enjoy acutal conversations i've had with my friends.

monica: *screams* i'm so fucking pissed. *insert name of teacher here* told me that i have to redo my presentation, even though i worked on it for...like...two weeks. 

alex: god...im so sorry. i'll help you in any way possible. 

victoria: me too

daniel: *completely oblivious because i wasn't listening* corn chip? *holds out bag*

everyone: *death glare*

daniel: whAT

-

*at a sleepover*

alex: okay, so...monica will sleep in the bottom bunk, i'll sleep on the floor, and daniel will sleep on the top bunk. 

daniel: monica can we switch? i hate the top bunk. 

monica: but i know there's one thing that you enjoy being on top of. *cheeky wink*

daniel: fuck you, monica. just....uuugh.

-

alex: *walks into school wearing a dinosaur onsie*

daniel: ...

angelica: ...

monica: ...

alex: ...

alex: i can explain

monica: well i would fucking hope so

-

daniel: uuugh i had first period p.e...can i borrow your powder? my makeup is all messed up now. 

angelica: yeah sure. *hands me powder*

daniel: *uses poweder*

daniel: *draws tan line across my face cause i'm pale asf*

daniel: well thANKS!

angelica: HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW BOI YOU'RE LIKE VOLDEMORT

-

*at lunch*

daniel:  i miss mil...

alex: you've been saying that for the past ten minutes for the love of god shut up

daniel: *rolls eyes* love you too

-

daniel: wait is there any closet in this room?

alex: why?

daniel: cause i wanna--

monica: come out of the closet we gET IT

yeah idk what this was either but i hope you enjoyed it

mil was asking me to update my spam so i was a good boyfriend and did it. 

so yeah.

that's all

~ daniel ♡