hello wattpad,

so...i didn't have the greatest day yesterday...for many reasons...but there's one incident in particular that kinda soiled the day.

(but i really appreciated all the kind birthday wishes and constant updates on 'northern downpour')

[before i begin the story, i'm going to promise you that this entire event is 100% true, and has in no way been altered for comedic purposes]

so...i decided to go for a walk yesterday, which eventually led me to take the bus down to the mall.

so, when i got there, i just kinda browsed around, looking to see if there's anything useful that i might like for under $15 (because i'm a peasant and that's all i have after three months of saving)

then i ran into a girl from school, her sister, her boyfriend, and who i presumed was her sister's boyfriend.

let's just make this clear before i continue;

i hate her and her friend group.

they are the bitchiest, most condescending people that you will ever meet.

so naturally, running into them on my birthday was jUST WHAT I WANTED.

so, i got there and made small talk, and the fact that it was my birthday just happened to come up.

so the girl was like 'oh my god let me buy you some nachos.'

and i was thinking the cheese here is actual melted plastic, but thanks for the gesture!

so...they sat with me, and ate my nachos (thank god) and eventually we all got up, and started to walk around together.

i looked really out of place, because the girl had on a frilly white top, a black jean skirt, and some of the highest heels i've ever seen.

then the two boys looked like they'd just stepped out of a ralph  lauren catalogue.

and i was in a baggy sweatshirt to hide as much of my body as possible, ripped black jeans, and black converse.

so, the two girls dragged us to this pretty high end store, and tried on a ton of clothes, confused as to why i was so reluctant to do it myself. my friend's boyfriend walked off and started looking around in the men's section, leaving me and her sister's boyfriend all alone.

i leaned up against my phone and opened wattpad, most likely to read 'northern downpour', because i'm aDDICTED.

this son of a bitch turned around and looked at me, and S T A R T E D  C O M I N G  O N T O  M E.

CRAP.

see...i knew this guy from before, and i knew he was a bit of a...player, shall we say. he's dating one girl one week, breaks her heart, and moves onto the next one.

"you look really nice." he broke the awkward silence.

i scoffed. "yeah right."

"no, really, you do." he then put his hands on my hips and turned me around, slipping his hands into the back pockets of my jeans.

uUuUhM.

"look," i said, attempting to pull away, "i have no clue what you're trying to accomplish here, but i'm already taken, and she makes me very happy.

"s-she?"

"yeah," i said, crossing my arms, "do you have a problem with that?"

"no, no problem...i just didn't think you were gay."

wait...if he thinks i'm gay...then maybe he'll back off! genius, skye!

"well, guess what?" i smirked, moving my hands to my hips. "i am."

"if you really do have a girlfriend, why are there no pictures of you two together?"

"it's complicated...she lives in another state, and-"

"oh...well..." the boy smiled, removing his hands from my pockets and placing them on my hips, "if she's in another state, then she's not a problem, is she?"

BACK THE FUCKING FUCK UP, YOU DICK! I'M HELLA GAY FOR MIL AND SHE MAKES ME THE HAPPIEST PERSON IN THE WORLD.

"umm...i love her very very much...i know she's never do anything like this to me, and i'd never do anything like that to her."

"you two are teenagers...how can you actually love each other."

"it's simple. we spend a lot of time talking, we tell each other everything, and we work through our problems. you admire the other person for who they are, and you realize how empty your life would be without them." i say, mils face immediately coming to mind.

"ah...fuck that." he leaned in to kiss me and i dodged it...THREE SEPARATE TIMES (i've never kissed anyone...i'm saving my first kiss for mil ♡) eventually, i got tired of his shit, so i pulled out a little move that my friend taught me.

i grabbed one wrist and wrenched his arm behind his back, pinning his hand to his shoulder. i then kneed him...umm...there, and that immobilized him. i then just picked up my bag and walked off.

so...yeah. i don't mind if you're being annoying socially, but if you start getting handsy with me (or my girl), i will kick your ass.

umm....yeh.

bye!

~skye ♡