|Tiny bit of gore at the very end|

-Tbh POV-

"Fine. I have a plan." Meme said after a while. He had been sitting in my lap crying for the past 3 hours. 

"What're you gonna do?" I asked.

He looked up at me.

"Do you know where Laff went?" He asked.

Laff?!

"What's your plan?" I asked again.

"I'll send Laff over to their base and have him tell them that I wanna talk on the wedding hill. Then, we kill them all."

"Hold on! Laff will just kill them when he gets there!" I pointed out, alarmed at Meme's plan.

"Fine. That works too." He responded.

"Meme we need to solve this WITHOUT violence. Or, as little as possible. At least for now."

"HE KILLED WICTORIA! I DON'T CARE IF SHE SAYS HE DIDN'T! I WAS GOING INSANE! WOOLF KILLED WICTORIA!" He yelled. 

It sounds like he's trying to remind HIMSELF that he thinks Woolf did it...

"Wait what do you mean 'She says he didn't'?" I asked.

"I- I had a dream..." He confessed.

"Tell me. I'll stay quiet." I offered.

"W-well.... She told me that if I continue doing things this way then I'll end up alone...." He paused.  "W-WOULD YOU EVER ABANDON ME TBH!?" He cried suddenly.

"Of course not! But I do think we should find another way to do this. Blaza and Socks know how to get to the base and they, likely, won't kill everyone immediately. Let's send them." I suggested.

"F-fine..." He mumbled.

We stood up and he hugged me.

"Thanks." He whispered.

"No problem." I responded, patting his head.

"Now, let's go find Socks and Blaza." I said.

We walked out and Meme dragged me over to Socks's house to check there first. We knocked on the door and Meme hugged me again. I felt all warm and fuzzy inside and I didn't know why.

"Oh hey guys! Meme are you feeling better?" Blaza asked when he opened the door.

"Hey. Yeah I guess... Could you and Socks go over to your old base and ask Woolf's team to meet us up at the wedding hill?" Meme asked.

Socks's head popped up over Blaza's should at the mention of his name.

"Sure!" Blaza responded.

"What time do you want them at the hill?" Socks asked.

I checked the time. 6:58PM.

"8:00PM. That's one hour." I responded. I knew Meme liked to make plans by the hour so we could have 45 minutes to get ready and 15 minutes to go.

"Ok!" They both said at the same time. They looked at each other, laughed, then ran off to their old base.

Meme sighed.

"What's wrong?" I asked.

"Just stressed I guess. I'm going to my room." Meme mumbled, walking off to his house.

" 'kay. I'll get you in 15 minutes so we can make plans." I called after him.

If I had stopped them he wouldn't be stressing... Dammit Tb, why can't you do anything right in your life?!

Then I heard a scream.

"Meme!?" I yelled.

I ran to his house and raced up to his room.

"THEY TOOK MY MEDICAL DEGREE!" He yelled.

I really messed up...

-Woolf POV-

"What do we do now?" I asked. We had everyone in the garage and we decided we needed a plan.

"Knowing Meme, he's probably now realized you're out and we're gone. He's going to realize we also took his medical degree soon, if he hasn't already. I say we stand ready for anything until we get more info." Dino suggested.

"Alright." I responded.

Muffin and Nadwe were whispering and pretending to be secretive.

"If you two have something to say, you can say it to all of us." Joocie said, walking behind them and picking them up by the scruff of their shirts.

"Oh nothing. We just wanted to check something with each other." Muffin smirked.

Joocie put them down.

I didn't really care. They hadn't been very quiet. I heard half their conversation. Nadwe and Muffin were both gonna be vampires, blah blah blah. I didn't plan on stopping them, and even if I tried I wouldn't be able to. Honestly, and they knew this, they weren't the most... useful people. But I'd heard them. That's one of the reasons they wanted to become vampires.

"I know what you two are going to do. Don't do it yet. If, or more likely, when, Meme says he wants to meet up, THEN do it. And we'll bring blocks so you two don't die." I said.

"Ok!" Nadwe smiled.

"Woolf!" I heard someone yell.

Oh no.

"What do you want Blaza?" Dino asked, stepping in front of me.

Socks came up behind him.

"Meme wants to meet up at the wedding hill at 8PM to talk." Socks said.

"Fine. Tell him we'll be there." I replied.

I turned my head a bit. Nadwe and Muffin were grinning from ear-to-ear. I rolled my eyes and shooed them with my hands. They ran off laughing, I assume going to get the vampire fangs. 

"What's with them?" Socks asked.

"Oh, nothing. There's just something they really wanna do and I'm gonna let them waste their time and do it." I lied.

"What is it?" Blaza asked.

"Muffin has some potions he wants to try out so we were just about to let them go test them when you came." Oof responded.

Nice. He didn't know what Nadwe and Muffin were up to but he knew we didn't need them knowing. Well, not yet.

"Well. We'll be off." Blaza said.

They ran off back to Meme's base.

"So what are they doing?" Oof asked me.

"Oh, you'll see soon." I smiled.

"Let's make some armor and weapons before we go. Even though Meme said he just wants to talk, I don't trust him. And I'm gonna bring some bandages. Just in case." Dino suggested.

"Alright." Joocie responded.

-Nadwe POV-

"OW!" I yelled.

Sticking the vampire fang into my arm hurt. But it was definitely gonna be worth it.

"Let's run back to the garage, quick before it starts working and we can't go in the sun!" Muffin said.

We started running back before...

"Nadwe is it kicking in for you?!" Muffin asked.

Then I realized.

"Yeah! We have to run!" I realized I was almost dead.

We made it in the garage just in time.

"I see you two did it." Woolf chuckled.

"Yep.... Almost... Died..." I huffed.

"What did you do? And why are your eyes red? Have you been crying?" Oof asked.

"We're vampires now, Oof." I explained.

"Should we bring the medical degree?" Joocie asked.

"I don't think so. We don't want him snatching it from us." Woolf said.

"I would agree." I said.

"Yeah." Muffin agreed.

"Definitely not." Oof said.

"I agree. We have half an hour left. It's not quite dark enough for Nadwe and Muffin to go but it will be soon. Let's finish making the axes and armor and then let's go." Dino said.

-7:55PM-

-Dino POV-

"Alright we're here. Now what?" I asked.

"We still have 5 minutes. Nadwe, Muffin I don't know how long we'll be here. Let's build an overhang so if we're still here in the morning you two won't burn up." Woolf suggested.

We were almost done with the overhang when Meme and his team came.

"What're you doing?" Meme asked suspiciously.

"Keeping the children from burning." I replied.

They all looked at Muffin and Nadwe confused.

Laff looked like the only one who understood and he did NOT seem happy about it.

"Sick children." Laff muttered.

Oh yeah. He knew.

"Look. I just want my medical degree. Give that back and come with us to the gulag, and everyone goes back happy." Meme said.

"I WON'T BE HAPPY!" Woolf pointed out.

"Give me my medical degree back and everyone goes back happy then." Meme suggested. "And we'll capture you after." He mumbled.

I stepped in front of Woolf.

"Hey Meme do you know what the word 'No' means? I can find a dictionary if you need." I said.

Woolf hugged my waist.

"How did you even break out Woolf?!" Meme asked.

"Because there are people in this server who aren't idiots." He replied, looking over my shoulder.

"Well then. If that's how your playing it, then I guess this is war." Meme declared.

Woolf let go and stepped next to me. I guess Nadwe decided that since we were at war, he could just attack someone. He and Muffin charged at Laff and cut across his arm. He started bleeding badly and from there chaos broke out. I saw Meme and Woolf start fighting, Tbh Oof and Blaza tried to break up the fight but with no success, Joocie and Socks started trying to block each others attacks with shields but failed. And Oompa charged at me before I cut him across the chest with my axe.

| WAR!!!!! Very happy with how this chapter turned out. I wrote this in one day- I actually planned for this to be longer but uhh Word count: 1509|