25- Court Case 2

I will explain my 'break' at the end

DOUBLE CHAPTER

-Tbh POV-

Time to start the case. We had re-built a mini version of Blaza's prison in court and were just about ready to go. Frogg had changed their oc design so they were looking different, and Wo1fy looked as boring as always (/lh). Woolf kept putting chairs around Blaza's face and he kept screaming to get them away from him. Eventually, Woolf won, and made that where he was sitting.

"Hey? Hey TBH?" Nadwe asked me nervously.

"Yeah what's up?"

"Have you.. Seen Oompa recently?"

"No I haven't. Last I heard from him he was going to Laff's..."

"O-ok.."

"Hey Laff!"

"Oh hi mate!"

"Ready for the court case?"

"Yeah mate! Got my evidence, my patience to deal with morons.."

"Not sure you'll need that last one!" I laughed.

"Mmm.. I- yeah. Sure TBH."

"FOR THE LAST TIME WOOLFSTER STOP WITH THE DAMN CHAIRS!" Blaza screamed.

"FINE FINE FINE." Woolfster responded.

"Can we please start now?!" Meme snapped.

Jeez. Rude much?

"Yeah." I went up front and began. "Order in the court! Alright. Blaza, you are being accused of murdering a cow named Wictoria, aka, Meme's bride. If you are found guilty, it is a death sentence. If you are innocent, we'll probably end up warring again."

Frogg made a nervous laugh after the last sentence.

"Oh come on. Tell me one thing I blew up." Blaza said.

"Your youtube channel." I responded smoothly.

"OOHHHHHHH" Said literally everyone.

"I hope you realize that you've betrayed your friend, killed his wife, and yet you still find this funny." I said.

"I mean, for starters, I didn't do it." He responded.

"We'll see. We'll see. Okay. Who would like to present their evidence first?" I asked.

"I'll go first." Woolfster said.

"Okay, okay." I said.

"I would just like to bring up how much BULLSHIT YOU PUT ME THROUGH BLAZA!" He started.

"What bullshit?! What bullshit?!" He defended.

"Oh I don't know, THE FIGHTING, THE STRESS, EVERYTHING! YOU PUT ME THROUGH SO MUCH, SO I'M PUTTING YOU AWAY FOR GOOD."

"No no no. I'm innocent, I'm innocent." Blaza responded.

"Alright, alright. I'm gonna present something." Woolf said.

"Okay go ahead." I allowed. Woolfster started a video.

"Your days, are numbered Mr.Blaza." Video-Woolf said. "I've caught you on SEVERAL occasions. Who even ARE you? Look at this man. Weak. Beta male. Part bidoof? Or are you just a weirdo? Like this weirdo over here." It showed a picture of me.

"HEY HE- Actually no I am weird, continue please." I said.

"This man has many different personalities. He's working at a burger place? Is he compensating for something? Why does he have so many different looks? The truth is, this is his TRUE identity, a liar. A murder. And you have been caught."

The video ended. I looked around. Dino looked pleased, Blaza and Socks looked pissed, Frogg and Laff, well. They were wearing masks. Wo1fy, Nadwe, and Muffin looked bored, Meme looked happy. In an evil-sorta way.

"I HAVE EVIDENCE!" Muffin yelled.

"Alright, come on up."

"OH NO."

"NO!"

"NO MUFFIN, STOP NO!"

Frogg, Nadwe, and Wo1fy started dying from laughter.

It was the EXACT. SAME. VIDEO. AS. LAST. TIME.

"IT'S- UGH."

The video ended.

"I would like to provide my evidence please." Blaza stated.

"Hm. Fine. But Meme gets to go first." I said.

Meme put up a screenshot of google. He had looked up 'hot furries in my area'

"WHAT IS THIS?!" Several people yelled.

Socks yelled, "WHERE DID YOU GET A PICTURE OF WOOLF'S SEARCH HISTORY?!"

Everyone went quiet.

"EXCUSE ME?!" Woolf screamed.

"Socks, I would like to invite you to leave this room for 5 minutes." I said.

"I do not accept the invitation." He responded.

"It's mandatory." I said.

"Fine. Be like that." And Socks left.

When I looked back, Meme had changed the screenshot to be of Blaza's map thing.

"I literally do not need to explain this. He had an evil map underneath his burger place. There is nothing to explain." Meme spoke.

He went and sat back down.

"Alrighty. MY turn!" Blaza said.

Blaza played a video. And copied Muffin.

"Socksfor1."

Static.

"Is."

Static.

"Hot."

Static.

End.

"UH WHOOPS WRONG VIDEO GIMME A SEC." Blaza yelled.

Everyone was silent.

"Woolfster."

Static.

"Framed."

Static.

"Innocent."

Static.

"I'm not guilty!"

Static.

"TbhHonest."

Static.

"Bald."

Static.

"I rest my case."

End.

"Huh." Was all that most people said.

"Okay so I'm adding a charge against Blaza." I said.

"WHAT?!" He yelled.

"You're being charged for being unfunny. So now you have to spend at least 3 years in the gulag."

"OH COME ON!" Blaza said.

Socks re-entered the room.

"I have evidence!" Woolf said.

And he pulled up a picture of... Me over Meme very clearly kissing him.

(This is canon so you can't tell me I'm just making this up for the ship)

"WHOA WHOA WHOA."

"WHAT IS THIS?!"

Nadwe just started screaming. Frogg was dying of laughter, again.

"UNHOLY! UNHOLY!" Laff went up and punched Woolfster.

We took the picture down and continued. I stayed silent.

"Meme began having a relationship with Tb behind our backs. THERE IS A BIASED JUDGE IN THIS ROOM."

"I AM NOT BIASED!" I defended. Okay but like.. YES THOUGHTS. YES THAT WOULD BE COOL IF IT WASN'T PHOTOSHOPPED. SHUSH.

"Hmm. Fine. But I'm just saying." Woolfster said.

(ALSO. TBH SAID, AND I QUOTE "Please no fanfics! *chuckle* Please! No fanfics!" OH TBH. THERE WERE FANFICS BEFORE THIS.)

"But hey! We all know Laff! Our dear friend who's biggest enemies are two children who haven't hit puberty yet!" Woolf said. I was intrigued where he was going with this, so I let him continue. "YIKES! I just want to point out one small thing before we start talking about Blaza's sentence. There, there was a chance, there was a chance, you weren't GOING to be Laffengas. There was a chance, you were going to be LaffenGOOSE!"

"Wait what?!"

"Laffengoose?!"

Frogg turned and whispered something to Wo1fy. She nodded in response.

"So now, LaffenGOOSE,"

"Woolf where's all this coming from, where's all this aggression coming from?" Socks said. He looked slightly concerned, though I had no idea why.

"So, Blaza, so Blaza, do you wanna know a small fact about Laff?"

"Uh.. Sure?" Blaza responded.

"If he wasn't a youtuber currently, do you know what he was gonna be?"

"What?"

"A PET PHOTOGRAPHER."

"A what?!" Said everyone.

"Is all this true Laff?" I asked.

"Yeah." He said.

"Do you guys wanna see what happened to mister pig?" Woolf asked.

"Sure." Said several people.

Through their mask, Frogg looked quite pissed this was taking so long.

Woolf put up a creative frame.

Then it played.

Laff punched his pig off the cliff. And it died.

"LAFF?!" Said several people.

"But let's not focus on that. I would like to thank you Laff! For always being there for us. From the bottom of my heart, like the British citizen I once was, I would like to say, THANK YOU VERY MUCH INNIT BRUV. But you see, throughout all your work, you've stayed consistent and reliable. But you know where you haven't been reliable? YOUR YOUTUBE UPLOAD SCHEDULE."

"OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!" Screamed everyone. Even Frogg.

"Ay ay ay..." Laff said. It was clear he was getting pissed, but was trying to stay calm.

"Woolf, Woolf, c'mere."

"Okay."

"Where's all this coming from? This is supposed to be about Blaza, not Laff."

"Yeah but, it's starting to piss me off how he's always 'there'. And been threatening Nadwe, plus we've been seeing him less and less recently, and I, I just think it's suspicious."

"Alright. You get 5 more minutes."

"Okay."

"Hey, hey mates. Follow me. I wanna show youse all something." Laff said.

"Okay?" I said.

He led us down to some sort of chamber. Then it was an elevator. Then more stairs. Then we were in some enormous room, with no clear purpose. Frogg seemed excited, but also terrified. Wo1fy seemed more excited. Everyone else was purely confused.

Looking around, Laff had disappeared.

Then a head popped up. 

Alright! End of 25 if this were single chapters, so if you wanna take a break and come back, feel free! Word count: 1363

Chapter 26: Wictoria's Murderer

Blood Warning!!

-Socks POV-

Oh no.

"Who?"

"Laff?"

"Hey! Robot! Stupid! Moron!" That was Frogg.

"Aww. Is da wittle kiddo mad at the big bad robot?" L4FF asked.

"HEY! FYI I'm 13. Also. Hell no! I'm not EVER going to give you the privilege of being feared by me."

"LAFF? WAS IT YOU?!" Meme demanded.

"Yup. Finally your stupid brain figured it out. Well. Technically you still haven't."

"WHAT D-"

"His name's L4FF." Wo1fy informed.

"Oh also, one of you is like me. You know who you are. Let 'em out. I promise you'll get control back!"

Do what he says and nobody gets hurt. Except for everyone here. Never! I'm not gonna let you out!

Everyone clung to someone else, with the exception of Frogg and Wo1fy. Meme to Tbh, Muffin to Nadwe, Woolf to Dino, and Blaza to me.

Blaza no... Let go of him now. You're emotional attachment just makes you weak. Never.

"Now. The real fun begins." L4FF took out his gravity gun, and shot.

"HA! SUCKER!" Bat-Nadwe said. L4FF had shot for Muffin and Nadwe, but they turned into bats at the last second, so he missed.

"Ugh. Moving targets. Hmm. No.. not you two, not only are you both a pain but I wanna save you for later. OOH! You will do nicely!" And he shot. "Hmm. I'll send you that way!"

"DINO!" Woolf screamed. And the reptile was gone. "YOU PIECE OF SHIT!"

"Hey, hey, hey, now let's not be vulgar!" L4FF said. Woolf didn't stick around to listen, he was already running off in the direction Dino was thrown.

"WOOLF! WAIT!!" Tbh ran after him.

"C'mon, we better stick together." Blaza said. He started running off, and I followed him.

"Please! Go find him! It'll be more interesting this way!" L4FF clapped. (Once)

Everyone followed, and we ran off to find Dino.

"Woolf do you even have any idea where we are?" I asked after maybe 15 minutes of searching. Time was hard to tell.

"No. But I don't care. We have to find him."

"Frogg, can people die without it saying they disconnect?" Nadwe asked. Woolf stopped.

"NADWE!!" Tbh yelled.

"I-uh. Yeah but.. Not by HIM." Frogg answered.

"Then who CAN? Hm? If there's someone more powerful than him shouldn't we know who it is?" Meme asked.

"Fine. But you won't like the an-" Wo1fy started.

"CAN WE PLEASE JUST FOCUS ON FINDING DINO?!" Woolf screamed.

"Yeah. Sorry Woolf." Nadwe said. Then, there was a very faint..

"Woolf?" The voice sounded raspy and hurt.

"DINO?!" Woolf yelled.

"Woolf! Over here!" In the distance we saw a hand waving, and a Dino-shaped figure. We all immediately started running towards it.

"DINO!!" Woolf screamed, and practically crashed into him for a hug.

"OW!"

"ARE YOU OKAY?! OH NO DINO I'M SO SORRY!" Woolf said.

"I-it's not your fault. He launched me into a wall, and I think I broke a couple ribs. And I might have a concussion." Dino winced. Now that I looked closer he was bloodied.

"Great! Yay! Happy reunion!" Meme said sarcastically.

"Meme! Be polite! I don't give a fuck anymore how pissed off you are, you need to learn how to be mad and a decent person at the same time." Tbh said.

"Fine! Sorry. Anyway, Frogg, Wo1fy, YOU TWO have some explaining to do. C'mon there's gotta be a safe space here somewhere." Meme said.

"No. There's no safe space." Frogg said.

"We can mine into the wall though." Wo1fy mentioned.

"Let's do that." I said.

So we mined into the wall, closed up the hole behind us, and all sat down.

"So. Explain." Meme started.

"Alright. Here we go." Frogg took a deep breath. "He's right that one of us have his infection, and could turn into a robot at any moment we choose." Everyone scooched closer to the person they had before, with the exception of me, Frogg, and Wo1fy.

"Wait, infection?" Muffin asked.

"Yes. Infection. Laff got it while experimenting, and spread it to someone. But that person can't spread it to anyone else, so the rest of us are fine." Wo1fy explained.

Nosy little shits know everything. Great! They'll expose you both!

"Who is it?" Meme asked. Kindly for once.

"You wanna live?" Wo1fy asked.

"Duh." Meme snapped.

"Can't tell you then. The person will freak out, bring out their robot, strong emotions will do that, and we'll all die." Frogg said.

"Ugh. Fine."

"L4FF set up a turret to kill Wictoria. The turret was on a timer, and got her. The only way to defeat them is bring the real person back, then lock them up. Then we can maybe focus on a cure after that." Wo1fy explained.

"Your future sight thing. Which path are we on?" Dino asked.

"Actually, you surprisingly have so far made it to the good one! If all goes according to plan, only one of you dies." Frogg said.

"Only one of us?!" Blaza said.

"No path has shown itself where nobody dies. But that could change." Frogg said.

"Oh. Is there a way out of this place? Like can we just mine up?" Woolf asked.

"Nope. Only way out is the way in. They've surronded this place for thousands of blocks with lava if you get too far up, and above the lava is 40 layers of obsidian. There's no way any of us would survive that." Wo1fy said.

"Can either of you be killed?" Nadwe asked.

"Kind of. We'd get killed from something like that, but other than that, there's really only one being who can easily kill us. But they can kill anything and anyone easily. L4FF and the other robot? Yes, but it'd be pretty difficult." Frogg said.

"You said there was someone who could kill someone, and the person who died wouldn't 'disconnect'. Is that the same person as this one? And if so, who are they?" Meme asked.

!!!!IF ANYONE EXECPT WO1FY WANTS TO GUESS WHO IT IS, LAST CHANCE, THEY'RE GONNA BE REVEALED SOON!!!!

"Alright. Time for the biggie. You won't like this." Frogg took a deep breath. "It's-"

"FOUND YOU!! GET OUT HERE, LET'S HAVE A NICE CONVERSATION! PLUS, I'LL TELL YOU ALL YOU WANT TO KNOW!"

"L4FF." I whispered. We all looked at Frogg and Wo1fy.

"C'mon. He won't hurt us. I'll try not to let him." Frogg said. We mined out.

"Okay so you do have brains! Great! Now you were asking about my boss, right?"

"Your boss?" Muffin asked.

"Yeah. They were asking about your boss. HEY! I KNOW YOU HEARD ME IN THERE. STOP BEING A COWARD AND GET YOUR ILL-BRED, INCOMPETENT, COW SIZED ASS DOWN HERE."

And she appeared.

BETCHA DIDN'T THINK IT WAS WICTORIA!!!!!!! STFU WO1FY I ARLEADY KNOW WHAT YOU'RE GONNA SAY ABOUT HOW YOU DID. WELL THAT'S CAUSE I TOLD YOU. Anyway. My break. I was writing, but chapter 25 was a huge important chapter for me, so I kept getting unhappy on how it was coming out, and then I decided I was taking too long and I decided it should be a double chapter with PROBABLY THE MOST IMPORTANT CHAPTER IN THE ENTIRE BOOK. I kept trying and being unhappy, then state testing was weeks ahead, and I decided to take a break from writing and come back to it. And now with week 1 of state testing done, THIS IS DONE, AMAZING, AND OUT! I really hope you enjoyed this double chapter, it took me lots of time and hard work, plus it's just pure greatness. Word count of chapter 2: 1118 words. Words of the entire thing: 2481

Words of this little part: 161