22- Misfunction
Hi I just got really motivated for some reason.
TW: Cussing
-Glasses Guy POV-
"Thanks for helping me out with this Socks!"
"Of course! It's not like I had anything to do anyway!"
I had the idea of starting a burger place. First of course, I had to build it. So I got Socks's help and we started working on the place. So far it was looking great! We had the frame done and were taking a quick break before we would get back to work.
"Sooo.. Blaza."
"Yeah?"
"Have you seen Oompa around? Laff and I have looked everywhere but we can't find him."
"Now that you mention it, you're right. I haven't seen him since a day or two before Woolf's fak- FANTASTICALLY DEPRESSING FUNERAL. Woolf's fantastically depressing funeral."
"Ohhhhkay?"
"Heh."
It was quiet for a minute.
"So. You've been spending a lot of time with Laff now." I pointed out, desperately grasping at anything that could save whatever this had become.
"Yeah. Meme's not exactly a friend I wanna hang out with all the time."
"That's fair. Sure you're not cheating on me with Laff?" I joked.
"Me?! Cheating on you?! With Laff?! Blaza I think you've lost your mind."
We both laughed.
"Alright well we should probably get back to work." I suggested.
"Yeah that's a good idea."
We kept working, and within three hours, it was done. We stood back to admire our work.
"Blaza Burgers." I sighed happily.
"That's what you're gonna call it?" Socks laughed.
"Do you have a better suggestion?" I challenged.
"'I Murdered Meme's Wife to Make These Burgers'?"
"I don't know.. May be a little offensive to some." I joked.
"Yeah I guess you're right. Blaza Burgers it is."
"I've got a couple things to sort out. Mind if I leave the finishing details to you?"
"Sure. See ya."
"Bye."
-Batty Guy POV-
Not again. It just ran its course and it's not gonna go again. I'm not gonna let the anxiety attack start just as it finishes.
Frogg and Wo1fy disappeared.
"This, Oh dear Memegod, is our secret base that YOU are not allowed in." Woolf said, walking forward to make himself seen.
"Woolfster?! You're dead!"
"Nope. Ran away as the dragon started attacking."
"Then Tbh how...?"
"I had a couple of his heads." He stated, wrapping his arm around me.
It made me feel a little better. A little.
"So you were in on this?! You traitor! You're helping a murderer!"
"No Meme. You're the only murderer in this room. At least, the only one there's enough evidence to prove guilty." Dino said.
"What evidence?!"
I spoke up, but still clung onto Tbh.
"Frogg and Wo1fy's word."
"Ha! You trust the words of two kids who are barely teenagers?! What's wrong with you?!"
I let go of Tbh.
"No Meme. It isn't not what's wrong with us. It's what's wrong with you. You started by dividing the entire server. You lock up one of your friends. You almost kill your friends. AND YOUR SON. Then, you try to get them killed more peacefully. Then you're happy when it turns out one of them is dead! You kill two of your friends! Then, you're willing to go as far as kill your son, as long as he's human. He'd be a dead human, but a human. And then, because of you, your son, ME, has an anxiety attack. So no Meme. It's not what's wrong with us. It's what's wrong with you. Why can't you just FUCK OFF AND LEAVE US ALONE?!"
Holy crap that paragraph is 123 words-
I scream and attack him with increased strength, speed, and hearts.
He dies in one hit.
FatMemeGod was slain by Nadwe
"Nice job Nadwe!" Muffin cheered. He ran over and gave me a hug.
"He's not my dad anymore." I stated before he got to me.
Muffin paused. "What?" He said.
"Meme. He's not my dad anymore. I'm.. running away in a sense."
"Oh." Muffin put his arms down and just stood there.
"Are you sure you're OK with this?" Dino asked me.
"Y-yeah! M-Muffin we're orphans together again!" My voice broke.
I don't want this! But I also don't want Meme to be my dad.
I started crying.
"Hey, hey, hey, none of that. What if.. What if I unofficially adopted both of you!" Tbh suggested.
"Hell yeah!" Muffin yelled.
I laughed. "Alright."
And in that moment of happiness, something tragic happened.
Oompa disconnected
-Frogg POV-
"Wo1fy something's wrong." I said, running in our secret room where we could watch over my entire SMP AU. Slash where we sometimes wrote.
"What do you mean?"
"Oompa's dead."
"No shit Sherlock. Everybody saw the message."
"THAT WASN'T SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN!!"
She was silent for a minute.
"What do you mean.. That wasn't supposed to happen?"
"He wasn't supposed to die yet. He was supposed to die later at a part I can't say yet!"
"You mean..."
"It's out of control and I don't know what to do."
I thought for a minute.
"WAIT! Wo1fy how did he die?"
"Starvation. Laff had been very careful not to let L4FF out, and so nobody got him food."
"Oh no... If what I think is happening is happening, everyone's in big trouble!"
"What do you mean?"
"Obviously when you're writing, you have ideas that never get written down. Like with Security, it was going to stay in Among Us for way longer."
"Yeah? What about that?"
"I had an idea when I was writing Oompa getting kidnapped that he would die of starvation later on but then I had an idea I liked more."
Y'all I just got a really good cover idea. Wo1fy you wanna collab on the cover? Cause there's no way I can draw the entire thing, and make it look good.
"So you're saying..."
"Every idea I'm not going with in this AU, may happen."
"OK but is that so bad? What's gonna happen, all of Meme's team is gonna die?"
"Worse."
"How bad?"
"Everyone."
Hiiiiiiii. It was my original plan to kill Oompa so that hasn't changed :D.
Don't you love it when you get an idea for your book from a yt video and feel pressured to credit immediately since ur super excited about the idea and credit for basically everything but can't because it will probably ruin the surprise of what it is-
Motivation fun.
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