Ayy guess who tested positive for covid? Me. So I'm gonna try to post this tomorrow (Friday) and another chapter Wednesday since I have more time. (Basically I'm gonna post twice a week for two weeks on Wednesdays and Fridays/Saturdays)

OH also if something's in bold and italics (like this) and it's not Socks's for Laff's POV then it's a message in chat.

TW: Nosebleed (Blood)

-Gas Man/ G4S M4N-

"Yes Meme for the last time!"

"And you're positive it's that bad?!"

"Yes! All the more reason to leave them alone!"

"No arms is better than what's happening now!"

"Is it Meme?! Is it?! —'-- —- —-- – —--- —- — — — —---?! – —- —- – —-!" I mean I think it is. Well of course youse do! It's good for youse! Therefore it's terrible. Uh no. It's great.

(To those who have read security, yes this means something, I wasn't randomly dashing, yes you may guess what it is)

-Batty Guy POV-

" —'-- —- —-- – —--- —- — — — —---?! – —- —- – —-!" Laff spoke.

No... He won't do it! H-He can't do it! R-right?

We were spying on Meme to see if he knew anything about what happened to Oof and Joocie. The author did not add this because they forgot Oof and Joocie died.

"-'- —---- — —-!"

Muffin gasped.

"What was that?!" Meme accused.

"Crap! Muffin let's go. Wouldn't wanna get caught!"

We took off.

Whew good. I was a little worried it was gonna be day when we came back out but it's the middle of the night.

We safely made it back to the secret base.

And then saw Woolf and Dino sleeping together on the couch. Oh yeah btw forgot to mention, for ships, bc I suck at writing, ima be doing wholesome/fluff FOR ALL BOOKS.

Ew ew ew. EW. "Muffin let's go." I whispered.

"Yup. Gross." He whispered back while we were leaving.

We went outside, sat down in front of the base, then a message popped in chat.

FatMemeGod: Hey Nadwe and Muffin? Would you guys come see me in the morning?

"OH HELL NO! HE'S GONNA KILL US!" I screamed.

"Yeah, we're not gonna go." Muffin agreed.

Nadwe: In your dreams.

FatMemeGod: I promise I won't kill you guys! Heck you can bring everybody if you want. I just wanna talk to you two.

"DOES HE NOT UNDERSTAND WHAT NO MEANS?!" I yelled.

Muffinjuice: N

Nadwe: O

FatMemeGod: Nad please!

Nadwe: NO! OH MY GOD MEME. CAN YOU NOT GET THAT THROUGH YOUR THICK SKULL?!

FatMemeGod: Nadwe! Please I just wanna talk!

"NO!" I screamed, as if that would help.

"Nadwe! Quiet down! Some of us are trying to sleep!" Dino said, opening the door. Oh and there was a wild Woolfster in the wild with his hands around Dino's waist.

"Jeez sorry."

"Just rest so we have our full energy to find out what happened to Joocie and Oof." Dino mumbled.

"'Aight."

They went back inside.

"Right I almost forgot about that.." Muffin mumbled.

Don't worry Muffin. The author did too.

All in all, with the exception of Meme still spamming chat trying to get us to meet up with him, the night was peaceful. Muffin and I 'slept' on the underside of a tree (as a bat because it's much cooler), and when the sun began to rise we went in to wake Woolf and Dino.

It took two fire alarms, a chainsaw (Just on not chopping anything), shouting, a vacuum cleaner and one Welcome to the Internet by Bo Burnham to wake them up but we did it.

"*Yawn* Alright, how do we want to start?" Woolf asked sleepily, clinging onto Dino.

"Are you thinking what I'm thinking?" I asked, grinning at Muffin.

"I think I'm thinkin what you're thinkin." He laughed.

"Wo1fy and Frogg!" We said in unison, looking at each other and grinning.

"'Sup?" Frogg asked.

"How did you-" I asked.

"Author sen- UH I MEAN LUCKY GUESS HAHAHA. WO1FY GET OUT HERE WITH YOUR STUPID BLOODY NOSE." They yelled.

"IT'S BEEN BLEEDING FOR TWO HOURS LEAVE ME ALONE." Wo1fy yelled, holding a yellow, bug-pattern covered, old looking cloth to her nose, and a no-longer-cold ice pack in her other hand.

"What happened?" I asked.

"THIS MORON TRIPPED AND FELL ON ICE."

"I DIDN'T MEAN TO."

"I DIDN'T MEAN TO EXIST BUT HERE I AM." -A totally not depressed person with COVID.

"..."

"So anyway Oof and Joocie-"

"Disconnected?" Wo1fy asked.

"Yeah how did you-" Woolf asked, shocked.

"We've been watching." Frogg responded.

"So how did it happen?" Dino asked.

"Well Me-"

"NO. NO NO. C'mon Wo1fy let's talk. Sorry, we just have to determine whether we can share this. We'll be back in.. 5 minutes. At most." Frogg interjected.

"Do you think someone.. Did it?" Muffin asked.

I saw Woolf's eyes light up and he whispered something to Dino, who he was still clinging onto.

Dino sighed.

"It's your egg. Do it. But we should tell them. And Blaza later."

"Uhh? What?" I asked.

"Well.. Y'know how Dino and I went on that adventure?" Woolf asked us,

"You mean when we got to toture Oof and Joocie? Hell yeah!" I laughed.

"Well I found a dragon egg and if someone is behind this, I wanna hatch it to use against them."

"Let's hatch it now!" Muffin yelled.

"No! It's very dangerous and we should only hatch it if necessary." Dino said.

"Well technically we could do this without the dragon so there is no 'necessary'." I pointed out.

"... The worst part is, you're right." Dino sighed, giving in.

"And we're back!" Wo1fy and Frogg announced.

At this point only the part of the cloth Wo1fy was holding wasn't soaked in blood.

"That nosebleed's getting bad." Woolf pointed out.

"Meh."

"Anyway we decided, and we will share. However, we will only answer what you ask about." Frogg said.

"Alright. First thing. What does disconnecting mean for the person?" I asked.

"Oh boy. Starting off with this. Well. Uhm. FROGG YOU DO THIS I'M INJURED." Wo1fy said.

"OH HECK NO I'VE GOT COVID. TECHNICALLY I COULD DIE IN A FEW DAYS. COVID is a disease that has caused a pandemic in our world." Frogg clarified. It's just a stuffy nose don't worry.

"So is that why you're wearing a green mask and staying far away from Wo1fy?" Dino asked.

"Yeah."

"FINE I'LL DO IT." Wo1fy yelled, taking a deep breath, "If someone disconnects, they die."

"You mean..?" Muffin asked.

Frogg and Wo1fy nodded.

"Did someone cause this?" Dino asked, holding back tears.

"Yes." Frogg answered simply.

"Who?" Muffin said.

"..."

"I-It was Meme." Frogg answered.

I'm fine. I might at the end of this book share meh voice what do y'all think- Word Count: 1048