| This chapter contains a bit of cussing |

-Memegod POV-

"W-wicky....?" I said, crying.

I could barely see through my tears but I did see Tbh running up to me and I felt him hug me. I didn't care. I just wanted Wictoria back. There was no way she was dead. She couldn't be.

I saw bombs coming for the village, burning it to ashes. I heard Woolf yelling at everyone to calm down and evacuate. Why? Just let me sit here for the rest of my life and suffer. Tb grabbed my arm and started dragging me out when we heard a voice.

"WELL, WELL, WELL. HAVING A WEDDING? ARE YOU HAVING FUN? WELL. THAT'S NICE. I'M GLAD THAT YOU'RE HAVING A GREAT TIME."

What the fuck does this guy want? Can't he just give me back Wictoria and leave us alone?

"THE ONLY THING THAT MATTERS IS YOUR LIFE TURNING UPSIDE-DOWN."

Meme's wedding matters. Wictoria mattered before you killed her. Our friends matter.

"I WOULD LIKE TO SHARE A REVELATION I'VE HAD DURING MY TIME HERE. IT CAME TO ME WHEN I TRIED TO CLASSIFY YOUR SPECIES AND I REALIZED HUMANS ARE NOT ACTUALLY MAMMALS. EVERY MAMMAL ON THIS PLANET INSTINCTIVELY DEVELOPS A NATURAL EQUILIBRIUM WITH THE SURROUNDING ENVIRONMENT. BUT YOU HUMANS DO NOT. INSTEAD YOU MULTIPLY AND MULTIPLY UNTIL EVERY RESOURCE IS CONSUMED. BUT THE ONLY WAY FOR YOU TO SURVIVE IS FOR YOU TO SPREAD TO ANOTHER AREA. THERE'S ANOTHER ORGANISM ON THIS PLANET THAT FOLLOWS THE SAME PATTERN. A VIRUS.

He's comparing us to a virus?! We're nothing like a virus! Ok Woolf. Focus. You need to help get everyone to safety.

"HUMAN BEINGS ARE A DISEASE, A CANCER ON THIS PLANET. A PLAGUE. AND WE ARE THE CURE."

No we're not! And by destroying someone's big day your not "curing" anything.

"TODAY IS A DAY OF HISTORY. TODAY WILL BE REMEMBERED. YEARS FROM NOW, THE YOUNG WILL WONDER ABOUT TODAY."

Remembered by US. As Meme's wedding day.

"TODAY IS A DAY OF HISTORY. AND YOU ARE PART OF IT. LET THE GAMES BEGIN."

"WE HAVE TO RUN!!" I yelled.

I saw Meme and Tb holding up the back and helped them forward.

"Just leave me alone." Meme mumbled.

"We can't do that." Tb said, rubbing Meme's back.

After a few minutes we had gotten away to under what I only assumed was a wizard tower. (The big tower thingy in front of Meme's team's base for those of you who don't know) Meme was crying in a corner with Honest standing next to him, talking to him. Socks, Laff, and Nadwe were trying to talk to him and tell him it's ok and that everything would be worked out but I wouldn't let them. I understood Meme needed space and I was going to make sure he got it.

"WOOLF!" He yelled. Out of the corner of my eye I saw that he had turned to face me. He sounded angry and I didn't know why.

I turned to face him. "Yes?"

"IT WAS YOU! YOU KILLED WICTORIA DIDN'T YOU?!" Meme screamed.

"Meme I understand you're sad but let's not be irrational." I spoke. I didn't care he was accusing me I still didn't want to hurt his feelings.

"It fits perfectly! That's why security didn't come! YOU NEVER HIRED THEM!" Laff yelled.

Ok. Laff was yelling. This was serious. I needed to get myself out of this situation.

"I-I would never betray you Meme!" I stuttered.

"YES YOU WOULD! YOU JUST DID!" He yelled.

Tbh whispered something in Meme's ear.

"YOU'RE TAKING HIS SIDE?! HE LITERALLY KILLED WICTORIA!" Meme yelled, when Tb had finished.

"I don't think he did Meme. I'll stand by you with whatever decision you make, whether I agree or disagree with it but I don't think he did it. His face was very shocked when Wictoria died." Tb said quietly.

"HE WAS ACTING YOU DUMBASS!" Meme yelled. His face was bright red and his cheeks were soaking wet.

Tb sighed.

"Meme, I swear I did not kill your wife." I promised.

"TAKE HIM TO THE GULAG!" I heard Socks and Oompa yell.

The gulag?! They wouldn't do that! R-right....?

"Wow Socks and Oompa! I didn't know you had intelligence!" Laff remarked.

"HEY!" They yelled simultaneously.

"Y'KNOW WHAT YOU TWO?! YES! LET'S TAKE HIM TO THE GULAG." Meme yelled.

They dragged me to the gulag. I didn't struggle or put up a fight. If I did it might have made me seem guilty. I didn't feel mad. Or guilty. I just felt really, really, sad that they didn't trust me.

They locked me in. I had no tools, no food, nothing. It seemed like nobody cared about me. Meme started on a rant but halfway through he started crying. Laff took him out and a few minutes later Tbh and Dino came in.

Tb looked like he was really sorry, like if he could take back everything that just happened, he would. Dino had his arms crossed, was looking at the floor, and it looked like he had been crying.

"I'm really sorry Woolf. Meme's... he's not in his best state right now. It was his big day and that all got taken away from him." Tbh apologized.

"It's fine. It's not your fault. And I'm not mad at him, I'm just disappointed his head is too full of emotion right now to think clearly." I responded.

"I'm glad you understand and I hope that... well I hope that you aren't stuck here forever." Tb said.

He started walking out. I looked at Dino. He hadn't said anything and I wondered if he was OK. Well it seems like he was just crying so no, he's probably not ok. And just as I finished that thought, Dino ran to me and gave me a hug.

"I'm breaking you out. Tonight. Be ready." He mumbled.

"No. I appreciate it Dino, I really do, but I don't want Meme to think it's me. He just needs some time to get his head focused again." I replied quietly.

He exited. I hoped he would cancel his plans to break me out.

But as the day went on, I began losing track of time, my feeling of sorrow for Meme began to be replaced with anger, and I started changing my mind about the breakout plan.

"Muffin. What. Are. You. Doing?" I heard Laff ask me.

"Ummm.... Stealing your crafting table?" I said hesitantly.

"Muffin. Leave. NOW." Laff responded.

"Can I at least use your crafting table to make MYSELF a crafting table first?" I asked.

"Fine. Whatever. I'm coming back in 5 minutes though and I better see you gone." He said, walking out.

"YOU'RE WELCOME NADWE! I GOT ALL THE RICHES! Dragon scales, vampire fangs, a cool-looking sword, netherite, diamonds, emeralds, gold, you name it!" I celebrated.

"Muffin where did you get this?!" Nadwe laughed.

"Oh, I permanently borrowed somethings from Laff." I chuckled.

"So I'm friends with a thief?!" Nadwe chuckled.

"I prefer to think of myself as Robin Hood's successor." I said.

"Uh huh. Ok Cardinal Hood." Nadwe laughed.

"Rude." I joked.

"Anyway~ Who do you think killed Wictoria?" He asked.

"I'm not really sure, but I don't think it's Woolf." I replied.

"Me neither. Dino talked to me after you left. Dino, Joocie, Oof, and I are gonna break Woolf out in a few hours when it gets dark and Meme's asleep. You in?" Nadwe asked.

"Are you kidding?! Jailbreak to free the innocent?! OF COURSE I'M IN! THAT SOUNDS EXACTLY LIKE SOMETHING ROBIN HOOD WOULD DO!" I laughed.

"Oh no." Nadwe laughed, rolling his eyes. Only now was he realizing I had found a new movie to obsess over.

|Poor Woolfster. MUFFIN IS A GOD. I put a little reference to another AU in here somewhere so see if you can find it. I'm having to repost this because it wouldn't allow anyone to see it for some reason. Word count: 1335|