Now I'm doing "funny names" for the people's pov's. (Sorry I didn't post last week, it was my first week back to school so everything was crazy) Also I think this one will be on the longer side.
Cookie Guy: Meme
Spaceman/ SP4C3M4N: Socks/S0cks
Gas Man/ G4S M4N: Laff/ L4ff
Crab Man: Tbh
Liquid: Joocie
Paper: Oof
Batty Guy: Nadwe
Edible Batty Guy: Muffin
Glasses Guy: Blaza
Reptile: Dino
Furry: Woolf

-Cookie Guy POV-

By the way Meme's having some.. Internal conflict right now. No it's not M3M3.

When is this thing going to start?! After this, he'll officially be dead. After this, I won't have to worry that there's a killer on the loose. After this, she'll finally be avenged. SO TBH NEEDS TO HURR-

"Alright everyone, c'mon in." Tb said, opening the door to Laff's church. As I entered I saw Laff running as fast as he could, already out of breath, from the forest down to the church. I also saw Socks coming from behind Laff's house.

Why are they- What were they even- Whatever. They can do what they want. WHY AM I STILL SO ANGRY?! I was angry because I was stressed, I was stressed because of the war. War's over! No need to be stressed.
I took a deep breath and walked to my seat. I'll admit, I was excited to see Tbh do the speech because.. Well. Tbh. Speaking of Tbh, he walked over and sat next to me.

"Hey Meme. Feelin' better now that Woolf's dead?" He asked. I thought I detected a hint of aggression, but I shrugged it off.

"Yeah. Do you.. Have a speech planned?" I questioned.

"Nope!" He grinned.

"Tb!" I laughed. This felt good, like the old times. The times when you had a crush on him. NO! Bad thoughts. Bad bad thoughts. I do not have a crush on Tbh. That was dumb Memegod. Gay Memegod. You are bi Memegod. Therefore, you don't still have a crush on him. Hmm.. Agree to disagree. STOP THOUGHTS. No :3.

"Then what're you gonna do?" I asked him.

"Make the scaly cry, of course."

"Uh Tbh? Dino's gonna cry even if you don't try."

"OK fair you're right. I'm just gonna call people up to talk. I.. hope you don't mind if I don't bring you up? Technically, I, now others, are supposed to say positive things because.. Well he's dead and.. I guess you're supposed to leave with a positive memory of him? I don't really know. But I don't think you're quite ready for that yet. No offense."

"None taken! Yeah you're right, I'm fine with that. I'm not ready to say positive things about Woolf. But! If I can think of anything, can I go up? I don't wanna.. Say nothing and regret it later. You know what I mean."

"Yeah! But, if you start saying something negative, can I kick you out?"

"Sure idiot."

"Hey!"

We both laughed.  OK FINE. HAHA I WIN. YES NOW SHUT UP. NEVER! But I will for now.

"Alright, most everyone's here so I'm gonna go up."

"'K."

"Alright! Everybody sit down! SOCKS. SIT."

"We all already are!" I yelled

"OK smartmouth." Tbh laughed. "Oh wait, Nadwe, where's Oof and Joocie?"

"Joocie's head still hasn't healed so Oof is staying with him." Nadwe answered.

Weird. I saw Joocie jump off the hill. Why didn't he recover? Y'know... You could kill them both~. NO. But you'd get to try out that new sword! Plus, what's the worst that's gonna happen? Worst case scenario, Joocie still doesn't heal when you kill him and he and Oof have to walk all the way back. ...OK fine. YAY!

"Oh okay. Then nevermind."
I looked at Dino.

How is he already almost crying-

-Reptile POV-

I was holding back tears. This is all fake. This is all fake. This. Is all. Fake! This is so we can strike back without concern. I glanced at Meme. He looked content. HE DOESN'T EVEN CARE. HE. OK. I'M NOT EVEN SAD ANYMORE. WOOLF WAS STILL HIS FRIEND. YEAH. WE WERE HAVING A WAR. BUT HE STILL DOESN'T GET TO TURN ON HIS FRIEND.

"Dino would you like to come up first and.. Talk?" Tbh asked, breaking me from my thoughts.

"Uhm-" Well I'm gonna be falling apart later so might as well. I took a deep breath. "Alright."

I walked up and took a deep breath. "We will all," I glanced at Meme, "Sorry, almost all, miss Woolfster. He was a reliable friend we could count on if we were ever in need. He was kind, smart, cute, and funny. Oh and he kept the rest of you from being morons when I wasn't quite enough. It's depressing he is gone and this group may never been the same without him." I finished before I could cry.

"Thank you Dino." Tb responded. I walked back to my seat, next to Muffin.

"Tb?" Meme spoke, and it sounded like he was asking. About what, I have no idea.

Tbh walked over to Meme and whispered in his ear. Meme whispered back, Tb whispered again, then Tb went back up, Meme trailing behind him.

"Meme is going to speak now."

Clearly my face was shocked and angry because afterwards, he also said: "Dino, he told me what he is going to say. If he differs from what he told me by even five words, he will be asked to leave."

I shrugged my shoulders to show approval.

"As Dino mentioned, Woolfster was a great friend in us all. I regret all of the actions I had part in that lead to his death. I would, however, like to argue with what Dino said. We will all miss Woolfster, for he was a large part of all of our lives."

"Thank you Meme."

It went on like that for about an hour and a half. Everyone saying nice things about Woolfster, and saying how they will miss him.

I was sobbing by the end. It was easier than I thought, and by the end I was only crying to keep up the act, counting the minutes until I could see Woolf again.

We finally got to leave. I ran off, not towards the base yet so Meme wouldn't wonder where I would go. 

-Cookie Guy POV-

Turns out Socks and Laff had the same idea as me, them hoping to help more than kill, but still.

We headed off in the direction of their base. It looked a little abandoned, but just the garage. We found Oof and Joocie. We talked and decided it was best for a surprise attack, just in case they weren't 100% with this idea. I was a little excited to try my new sword, it had some really good enchantments on it. Nadwe's friends tried to stop us, but failed.

The enchantments were too good. With two quick slashes of the sword two messages appeared in chat.

Joocie Disconnected

Oof Disconnected

:D FINALLY DONE. THIS TOOK ME LITERALLY FOREVER. Also yeah Joocie and Oof are dead. But not me and Wo1fy. Because we are special. Word Count: 1193