|Surprise, surprise. Yep. I'm gonna write again.|

-Tbh POV-

I sighed. I knew this court case would be chaos but what other choice did I have? I could let them kill each other but that would be even larger chaos. Well, might as well get going.

-Meme POV-

I was confident. This court case would be a piece of cake. I get Woolf arrested, everything goes back to normal. Well, at least this would all be over soon.

-Woolf POV-

I was nervous. I had evidence but I was worried about Meme's evidence. Just the few hours in the gulag was awful and boring, I couldn't imagine staying there forever.

-Nadwe POV-

Well. Here we go. We were all together in court. There were a few people missing. Socks and Joocie. 

Joocie was slain using [Laff Loaf] popped into the chat.

"Woahhhhh" Everyone said in unison, a bit shocked.

Through the little bit of skin you could see through the eye holes in Laff's mask, you could see he paled. A couple minutes later, Socks started to enter, only for Laff to get up and shove him back out so they could talk. Joocie came, then Socks and Laff a couple seconds later.

"Anyway," Tb started, "This is the trial for Woolfster, Woolfster is suspected to have killed Wictoria the cow."

Meme did his dumb laugh-cry thing when Wictoria's name was mentioned.

"Woolf? How do you plead?" Tb asked.

"Dino will speak for me." He said.

"Ok. Dino how does the defendant plead?"

Dino walked up to the front, looked at Tbh for conformation that that was what he was supposed to do, Tb nodded, and he began.

"Woolf is innocent." He simply said, then came back.

"Meme, you're the one making the claims against Woolf, why don't you come stand up here and share some evidence. Even though it's probably all lies." He said, mumbling the last part.

"Actually," He said smirking, "I would like to present my evidence last. However my team, will be glad to share some evidence."

"Laff? Why don't you go first."

"Aight, mate. I will be sharin' my screen for my FIRST piece of evidence."

He showed us a clip.

"Just like in the Sock SMP," Recorded Woolf said, "I kill his cow in the wedding."

"THAT'S IT. THAT'S IT. IT'S OVER." Socks and Oompa started yelling. 

"HOLD ON, HOLD ON. NO NO NO. THAT'S OUT OF CONTEXT, PLAY THE REST, PLAY THE REST." Woolf yelled.

"I think that was pretty clear he said 'kill wife' so it must be him." Meme said.

"Just like in the Sock SMP, I kill his cow in the wedding. That's one way to get him away from you, I mean he tried to kill me for it."

"Nah nah nah, you said it yourself, you killed her." Socks said.

"Fine fine fine. But let one of my teammates defend me." Woolf said, rolling his eyes.

"Guys, gals, and non-binary pals, (Ima use a more gender-friendly term than Laff technically used) I would like to announce that this court case is sponsored." Tbh sighed, unhappy that he apparently had to do this. He waved Laff up.

Laff came up and started an ad. What was the ad you ask? A Laff Loaf ad. What else would it be? I leaned back in my chair and closed my eyes. I didn't wanna watch an ad. Especially not a Laff Loaf one.

About 6 seconds in Oompa started running around the room throwing Laff Loafs at everyone and yelling "Free Laff Loafs for everybody!"

Everyone of Meme's team started cheering (And Blaza).

Tbh came on the screen.

"I love Laff Loafs! They're a healthy and nutritious addition to any balanced diet."

And then we saw a gun being pointed at his head.

Ah

Tb himself was silently banging his head on the wall.

And then came Obama. As if everyone wasn't laughing hard enough already.

Everyone clapped. Except for me.

"Anyway." Tbh said "Muffin do you wanna come defend Woolf?" He asked.

"Sure." Muffin agreed

I stifled a laugh.

Oh god. Well this will be interesting.

Muffin put up a video. I plugged my ears and gave him a smile.

Even with my ears plugged, IT WAS SO LOUD. It sounded like Muffin was talking but oh god was it static-y.

For one word it was clear.

"Woolfster."

Then back to static.

Then again, clear.

"Is"

Static.

Clear.

"Innocent"

Static.

End.

"W-wow." Was all Tbh said.

"Well I think that's enough evidence to prove Woolf innocent." I smirked, unplugging my ears.

"NO. MUFFIN DIDN'T EVEN SAY ANYTHING!" Meme tried to object.

Muffin restarted the video.

"NO NO NO, I THINK WE'RE GOOD." Socks yelled.

Muffin turned it off.

"I HAVE EVIDENCE." Oompa yelled.

He ran up, and changed it to a photo of him in a diaper.

"HEY THERE'S 14-YEAR-OLDS HERE." I yelled. "ALSO. I HAVE EVIDENCE AGAINST MEME'S TEAMMATES."

"Come on up." Tb said, glad to get Oompa back to his seat.

"OK, OK, listen this is very emotional for me, alright?" I said, walking up, Muffin deciding to come behind me.

I took the image down before starting.

"W-we went to Laff's farm, THEY SEE US, THEY COME OUT AND THEY START SHOOTING AT ME AND MUFFIN TRYING TO KILL US." I accuse.

"Who's 'they'?" Oompa asked.

"Socks and Laff." Muffin said.

"AND THEY SUCCESSFULLY KILLED MUFFIN." I yelled. "IF YOU WOULD KILL TWO 14-YEAR-OLDS YOU WOULD KILL A COW."

"That did NOT happen Nadwe, stop your childish lies." Meme said.

Coming from Meme, I thought nothing of it. Coming from my dad, it hurt. A lot.

Muffin turned around, and put his evidence back on.

"NO. NO. NOOOOOOOOO." Everyone on Meme's team yelled.

"I have evidence." Laff stated.

He pulled up an entire goddamn British flag, and started I guess their anthem or something?

"After this music," Laff began, "I would like to state various evidences representing BRITAIN."

"Oh great now an entire country's against us." Dino mumbled to Woolf.

"And we decide," Laff continued, "That Woolfster is GUILTY."

Laff continued, his British accent making all the words inaudible.

"HEY HEY STOP IT WITH THE SPANISH." Tbh yelled at him, and punched him.

"IT'S BRITISH MATE."

"WHATEVER JUST SHUT UP."

Dino walked up, to break the chaos, and to present evidence. 

"I was with Woolf when it happened." He spoke "He was next to me and he couldn't possibly have done it. It wouldn't make sense for him to be next to me, yet somehow able to kill Wictoria."

And he came back.

Our team clapped. I'm getting lazy

"OK, I know I'm supposed to be neutral, but I have evidence." Tbh said. 

I would have changed to another person but Tb fits this evidence so perfectly, nobody could do it and not because I simp....

"I'm gonna screen share." He said. "I have a completely original power point presentation."

"NO! I MADE A PRESENTATION." Socks yelled.

"Shush. No arguing with the judge." Tbh replied.

The first slide said: I KNOW WHOS THE MURDER *Becomes dramatic*

"To pull a perfect imposter run, Blaza has been very sus. Now we all know Blaza's trailer right? With the sniper monkey. Now Wictoria has been shot down by a sniper right?"

He moved on to the next slide. Laff screamed and looked down. I looked.

Oh SH-

There were photos of Tbh and Blaza sleeping together. I facepalmed. And them watching a movie. 

"UH WHOOPS WRONG SLIDE. UHM ANYWAY THAT'S THE EVIDENCE."

"I NEED A SEC WITH BLAZA." Socks yelled.

Meme and Tbh went to a corner, Socks and Blaza to a different one. About a minute later they all came back.

"I would like to present my final piece of evidence." Meme declared.

Here we go.

-Woolf POV-

Meme came up to the front.

But not before two children stopped him.

"FOR THE LAST TIME, IT'S MY CROWN." A kid yelled. Frogg, if I remember right from last time.

"NO IT ISN'T, IT'S MINE." Another kid, Wo1fy? yelled.

"YOU WERE LOOKING AT IT TRYING TO STEAL IT FROM ME! YOU CAN SEE IT RIGHT IN THIS PICTURE!"

This beautiful masterpiece was made by Mr.Omlette. Little did they know this would cause a war.

"I ONLY WANTED TO STEAL IT BECAUSE YOU STOLE IT FIRST!"

Nadwe and Muffin ran up and separated them, taking the crown they were fighting over.

"BOTH OF YOU STOP!" Nadwe said, squeaking it so it could be very loud.

"Squeaky toy." I heard Frogg mutter under their breath.

"Alright since you two can't end this peacefully, and because we're in the middle of a court case, here you go." Nadwe said, handing both of them a crown, and breaking the original one.

They both looked at it like it was the most precious thing in the entire world. Probably because it is.

"WE CAN CO-RULE THE ENTIRE WORLD." Frogg yelled.

"AND BURN IT TO ASHES." Said Wo1fy.

They put on their crowns, smiled manically and left.

"Anyway." Tbh said after a moment.

Nadwe and Muffin returned to their seats, and Meme walked up. 

He put on a video.

It began to play.

It was me. At the military base. Throwing diamonds. 

And then a sniper. 

"Make sure. She doesn't make it out alive."

I froze. That wasn't me.

That wasn't me. No. I didn't even know about the military base. Please. Don't let them believe that.

Memes team started yellling at me. Everyone around me just looked at me, shocked.

Then. There was a noise. Like something huge flying overhead.

And then the fire started.

And I ran.

|OMG FINALLY DONE. THAT TOOK ME LIKE 5 DAYS. Yeah so ima be writing again. I think that's gonna be all for this part because holy shit word count: 1652|