Yeah that's right. End of the book I'm getting lazy. Everyone gonna die :) So of course, there's blood.

-Laff POV-

"Heys Meme." I sighed.

"Hey." He mumbled.

"What's wrong?" I asked.

I had been sitting on top of the gulag when I saw him coming so I jumped off the greet him.

"MUFFIN AND NADWE ARE VAMPIRES!" He suddenly yelled.

Oh. He finally found out.

"Really?!" I asked, faking being surprised.

"Did you know? I saw you looking at 2 bats." Meme asked.

You need him to trust you. Shut up. I'm just saying.

"Laff?"

"Yeah sorry. No I's didn't know. I was looking at those bats because I saws everyone else's looking at them." I lied.

"Oh."

It went silent.

I really think we need to have a talk on how this is supposed to work. Yeah. Yeah we do. I think you and I have different ideas of what we're gonna talk about. JUST SHUT UP. I DON'T WANT YOU IN MY HEAD AND I DON'T NEEDS YOU IN MY HEAD.

"Laff? You good? You look kinda mad...." Meme said.

"Y-Yeah. Sorry mate, I gots to go-" I said.

I ran off to my house. Through the wheat fields, which I needed to harvest soon, up to the house, down to the basement where I kept Beef Team 6-

OK PAUSE I JUST REALIZED SOMETHING. BEEF TEAM SIX. BTS. THEY MAKE MUSIC. K now that I've ruined your perspective on Beef Team 6 back to the story.

-To the back wall, where there were some buttons. To most it would look like decoraction. But to me, if you pressed them in the right order...

The wall opened. I walked down the dark hallway to what used to be my lab. At this point it had become where I yelled at myself, and myself yelled back.

I took off my mask. It was hard to breathe in but if I took it off HE might spread. Or...

Wanna go for a joyride?

I shoved my mask back on my face and latched it behind my head.

Hmm I guess not. Remind me whens I can gets rid of you? For the last time you can't get rid of me, Laff. I'm here to cause chaos, disorder, a- That's the same thing. Shh. As I was saying, I'm here to cause chaos, disorder, and destruction. For I am- L4ff blah blah blah youse've told me this 50 times. Can you stop interrupting me? Can you get out of my head? ...

I'm gonna go check on our little... Friend.

I felt his presence leave my mind. I took off my mask.

"Finally." I mumbled.

Hey I'm back. This soon?! Yep.

Something was off. He was gone for about 5 seconds, he couldn't have found him in that time unless...

"Hey Laff..." I heard someone mumble.

"NO SOCKS WATCH OUT YOU MIGHT-" I turned and started to yell.

Socks froze. His eyes had gone completely red.

NO! WHAT DID YOU DO?! Helped us. Helped YOU!

"Socks?!"

"W-wha-" He stuttered. His eyes had returned to normal.

"C'mere..."

I walked over to him, wrapped my arm around him and helped him walk to a chair, where he sat down.

"What happened? YEAH WELL WHO ARE YOU?!" He yelled.

I winced. I understood what he was going through.

"Ok, and how do I get rid of you?" He asked.

"WHAT?!"

"Laff, tell me he's lying."

"I can't hear what he's saying but I know what he's saying and he isn't lying." I mumbled, looking at the floor.

This is all my fault! Wait- No it isn't. IT'S YOUR FAULT! Blaming someone else won't get anything done.

"Yeah right. You can't ACTUALLY take over." Socks laughed.

"Socks-" I warned.

He suddenly stopped. Too suddenly.

No. No no no no no! Socks! Let go of your friend. He's weak. He's one of the strongest peoples I knows! You know some really weak people.

I knew how it was. You get put in third person. You watch a manic robot version of yourself do whatever it wants.

His side started turning to metal. Within 30 seconds he was full cyborg. It started approaching me. I backed up.

"You see Socks? I can take over you and harm everyone you love." It said in an echo-y voice, still approaching.

I hit the wall. I'd been cornered.

Give me control and he'll leave us alone. Are you insane?! No way I'll let you take over!

It cut me on the cheek and I felt blood drip down my face. All of a sudden Socks appeared again. He threw the knife to the side of him.

"L-Laff!" He said, starting to cry.

I hugged him and he hugged back. We walked back over to the tables and we both sat down.

"Lemme explain somethings fors you. So 1, youse don't have to talk back to it youse can just think what you wants to say." I explained "And how you gots it, I's got it by experimenting, I's didn't means to but I did. I can give it to other peoples but youse can't. I used to takes my mask off a lot more but I don't unless I'm alone because I's can spreads it to other people. Oh and because youse already has it, I's can take my mask off near you."

"Oh. Wait- how do you know all this?" He asked.

"Experimenting. On villagers don't worry mate." I said.

"Laff. Why are you experimenting on your own kind?" Socks joked.

"I hate youse." I mumbled, smiling.

"Do you? Do you?"

Don't show him the thing. Don't. Oh Thanks for reminding me! You're the worst. You're the one trying to destroy the world.

"I's also got a way to temperaoily fight it off! Though it's pretty painful."

"Really? How!" Socks asked.

"Come up with me." I said, getting up and leading him out.

You're doing exactly what I told you NOT to do. Yeah. I know.

"So Socks, you'll needs to kill one of these cows."

"Wait what?! Why?!"

"If youse kill one, you'll be able to turn into one. And if you turn into one, theys get forced out of your head."

"If you say so..."

He killed a cow.

"Ok. Now just thinks that you want to turn into a cow then-" I got cut off.

I looked around and up. I saw Socks polietly clapping.

Whoops. Must've accidently triggered it.

I turned back.

"Accidently triggered it." I explained.

"That's fine."

He concentrated for a second.

"Awesome job!" I cheered. He had successfully turned into a cow.

He turned back and we walked out.

|Ok I'm going back home now. So I'm gonna explain somethings for you guys. 1. I suck at writing british accent. 2. No this isn't the end. 3. Socks's robot friend's name is S0cks. 4. I planned on having y'all find out it was Socks MUCH later but I changed my mind. And yeah it's still Laff. I actually have a reason for choosing Socks. Cause then: "Oh Meme good job not hiring him for the wedding but bad job not accusing him." Idrk. Socks was already helping Laff before this. He caught Laff (under L4ff's control) planning to murder Wictoria (a bit before the wedding) and L4ff saw him and made Socks help him. So yeah. I came up with this but was like "No way I'm writing another Sock SMP AU!" (It's not that I don't like writing this, I love writing this, it's just I don't wanna only write SMP AU's) So I combined it with this one. Ok yeah bye. Word Count: 1194|